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There are no gay Christians

as there are no drug abusing Christians

as there are no Alcholic Christians

as there are no Adulturer Christians

You cannot embrace sin and God

No Chance Without Jesus, Yahoo! Answers 89 Comments [11/26/2008 2:34:49 AM]
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Illuminatalie

There are no Christians.
Just a lot of wannabees.

11/26/2008 2:35:50 AM

Shadow Boxer

Those Christians are a boring lot, aren't they.

11/26/2008 2:36:47 AM

Corwin

Just say there are no true scotsmen...

11/26/2008 2:37:33 AM

Doctor Whom

Now how could anyone possibly ...?

Oh, it's Yahoo! Answers. Then never mind.

11/26/2008 2:38:03 AM

Flatworm

I could say there are no humanists who abuse drugs, or commit crimes, or cheat on their spouses, because any who do are not "true humanists".

I could say exactly the same thing about cattle farmers.

I don't, because it's retarded- just like when you do it with Christians.

11/26/2008 2:38:48 AM

C2

What did Nietzsche say about the last Christian dying on the cross?

11/26/2008 2:40:35 AM

szaleniec

The Bible, NCWJ. Read it.

11/26/2008 2:40:46 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

"Just not, lest thee be judged".

No true Christian would disobey the bible, silly.

11/26/2008 2:46:12 AM

Nowonmai

Mark Foley (homosexual)
Ted Haggart (homosexual drug user)
Jimmy Swagart(adulterer)
Dubya Bush (alcoholic)
John McCain (adulterer)


shall I go on?

11/26/2008 2:54:39 AM

DaMentalFunism

There are no Christian thieves

There are no Christian liars

There are no Christian tax avoiders

There are no Christians who despise their fellow men

There are no Christians who eat shellfish

There are no Christians who cook a young goat in its mothers milk

Do stop us when you notice any inaccuracies.

11/26/2008 2:59:35 AM

BobMalarky

So what we're not ALL sinners? You people send such mixed messages.

11/26/2008 3:00:25 AM



Funny. I thought one of the tenents of Christianity was that all people are sinners.

11/26/2008 3:01:20 AM

Cameron Darlirace

I hate how these fundies give everyone who uses Y! Answers a bad name.

11/26/2008 3:02:57 AM

Captain Obvious

The No True Scotsman fallacy? Really now.

11/26/2008 3:11:42 AM

thejebusfire

Yes there are. You don't get to choose your sexual prefrence.

Yes there are. Ever seen intervention?

Yes there are.

Yes there are.



11/26/2008 3:20:52 AM

Giveitaday

You cannot embrace sin and God

Then by your definition there are no christians

There are no gay Christians

The bible doesn't say that you can't be gay

as there are no drug abusing Christians

The bible doesn't speak out about drugs. In fact scripture can, and has been used to justify drug use.

as there are no Alcholic Christians

Everyone in biblical times would be considered an alcoholic these days, most of the water in those times wasn't fit to drink unless is was alcoholic.

as there are no Adulturer Christians

And yet there are so very, very many.

What happened to the doctrine of forgivness? Your bible says all men are sinners, are you claiming to be sinless? If you cannot be a christian and still sin at the same time then there are no christians.

11/26/2008 3:21:38 AM

spoonorca

Lemme guess, there are no logical Christians either?

11/26/2008 3:24:56 AM

captain hooker

Romans 3:23 - For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;


//that's from your book, not mine

11/26/2008 3:34:04 AM

rubber chicken

Och! Laddie, there be nae anything real amongst the heather!

11/26/2008 3:34:36 AM

Hazor

LOL.

Wrong on all accounts.

11/26/2008 3:37:56 AM

G Zimmer


11/26/2008 3:45:47 AM

Jay-Sus

There's no true Scotsman either.

11/26/2008 3:58:12 AM

Philbert McAdamia

And all this amounts to how many real christians?
Maybe one?

Maybe?

11/26/2008 4:10:21 AM

Shadoboy

Oh, I guess Jesus transformed water into non-alcoholic wine, then!

11/26/2008 4:11:37 AM

Shadoboy

Fuck, second one posted in the wrong window, my bad.

11/26/2008 4:13:21 AM
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