There are no gay Christians
as there are no drug abusing Christians
as there are no Alcholic Christians
as there are no Adulturer Christians
You cannot embrace sin and God
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I could say there are no humanists who abuse drugs, or commit crimes, or cheat on their spouses, because any who do are not "true humanists".
I could say exactly the same thing about cattle farmers.
I don't, because it's retarded- just like when you do it with Christians.
"Just not, lest thee be judged".
No true Christian would disobey the bible, silly.
There are no Christian thieves
There are no Christian liars
There are no Christian tax avoiders
There are no Christians who despise their fellow men
There are no Christians who eat shellfish
There are no Christians who cook a young goat in its mothers milk
Do stop us when you notice any inaccuracies.
You cannot embrace sin and God
Then by your definition there are no christians
There are no gay Christians
The bible doesn't say that you can't be gay
as there are no drug abusing Christians
The bible doesn't speak out about drugs. In fact scripture can, and has been used to justify drug use.
as there are no Alcholic Christians
Everyone in biblical times would be considered an alcoholic these days, most of the water in those times wasn't fit to drink unless is was alcoholic.
as there are no Adulturer Christians
And yet there are so very, very many.
What happened to the doctrine of forgivness? Your bible says all men are sinners, are you claiming to be sinless? If you cannot be a christian and still sin at the same time then there are no christians.
Romans 3:23 - For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
//that's from your book, not mine
LOL.
Wrong on all accounts.
Ted Haggard? Jimmy Swaggart? Benny Hinn? I think christians have weird morals. And ironically enough, their morals have nothing to do with biblical morals. Fundies do embrace both sin and god, because god will forgive them anyway, and they can't lose their salvation. So they can sin all they want. That's the trick.
as there are no drug abusing Christians
as there are no Alcholic Christians
There are several million members of Alcoholics Anonymous and Narcotics Anonymous who would like a quiet word in your shell-like ear.
There are no fundie Christians. That is, according to my personal definition of "Christian" I just made up that has absolutely nothing to do with the one in the dictionary. So sorry, NCWJ, you're not a True Christian
So only he who is without sin can be a Christian??
Get them stones ready, Myra. There's a world out here that the Bahble wants killed.
Wait a minute, what about your stupid original sin clause? And what about Jesus saying "Just thinking about it is the same as doing it." sin. Why is it that Christians always refer to themselves as sinners?
Honestly, your whole sin concept makes no sense.
Romans 3:9-11
What then? are we better than they? No, in no wise: for we have before proved both Jews and Gentiles, that they are all under sin;
As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:
There is none that understandeth, there is none that seeketh after God.
Might not No Chance Without Jesus say, there are no Christians who sin?
In which case, that would sort of eliminate the need for Jesus, wouldn't it?
"There are no gay Christians
as there are no drug abusing Christians"
O RLY?:
Rent-boy hiring & crystal meth-taker Ted Faggard
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"as there are no Adulturer Christians"
O RLY? Jimmy Swaggart
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"You cannot embrace sin and God"
Oh yes you CAN! And thus is exposed the hypocrisy of ALL fundies.
Isn't everyone a sinner, according to Christanity? If everyone is a sinner, and you "cannot embrace Sin and God", then everybody is going to Hell. So why bother?
There are no gay Christians
as there are no drug abusing Christians
as there are no Alcholic Christians
as there are no Adulturer Christians
... but I guess there's plenty of retarded Christians, ain't there?
... and at least one in your very household.
Actually, there ARE gay Christians:
www.lgcm.org.uk
I spoke to one. In fact, he is rather annoyed with you, and will never admit that he doesn't exist.
There are no gay Christians
Sadly, there are gay Christians, just like there's also gay Republicans. Both are trying to belong in a group that hates their existence so they're idiots trying to belong.
As for the rest of your list, lies as well. Nice try though, I'm sure jeebus is real proud.
I find it so funny about they saying that "christians do not sin" but It's SO easy to find examples of then breaking their damn commandments or anything that is said in their bible.
Their god is only forgiving when it comes on things that THEY have done.
The others can just burn in the hell that their god created.
According to Jesus there are no self-righteous Christians.
But then, what true Christian would concern his or her good self with anything Jesus had to say?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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