...we were asked by a young girl on a sidewalk with a clipboard if we would give a few minutes to advocate gay rights. Well my daughter sped up her walking, and muttered, oh oh, this girl is asking the wrong person (me). So I said to her, absolutely not, that I am a bible believing Christian, and how wrong it is to be gay. But I said I had something for her (a track). She got a little nervous but firmly said no thankyou. I asked her if she cared about the salvation of her soul, she no, thanks. So I said as I walked away, I hope you like it hot!
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This is a fucking lie.
What a piece of shit.
The word is TRACT , you fucking RETARDS!!!
Geez, why is that so goddamned hard for them?
Hell, it's in the fucking NAME: "Chick Tracts"
*headdesk*
It's wrong to be gay cuz my Buy-Bull said so!
It's too bad we can't write in a part about how you should all go rapture yourselves off the planet... if you believe in the Bible without critical thinking, I'm sure you'd be willing to commit suicide if it told you to. *snickers*
Oh you're such a cheeky monkey !! My dad also tortures people for his own amusement and I love making little quips to his victims. I mean, obviously if they stop me on the street or something I casually mention to them that he's going to come get them but they don't immediately believe me so I usually just make my little pun and walk off laughing to myself. Hope you like getting an electric drill through your skull, hahaha. Oh I'm so cheeky !!
What kind of utter dumbfucks can't even spell "tract," when they hand them out all day long?
... Oh. The Raptard kind of dumbfucks. Sorry.
See, here we have the exchange of ideas, in a non-threatening type of way (for the most part). The girl presented herself and her cause, the man said no, and said why, he then presented his cause, she said no, and they began to walk away from each other. It was civil. Then the fundy fucks everything up by his last sentence, and he does it in a smug, self-righteous kind of way, to a young girl no doubt. Fuck fundies, and their ignorant and arrogant christianity. DIAF and STFU, bitch.
Which is how Jesus wanted it. Jesus, who stood among the sinners, and broke bread with them. He wanted his followers to be snobbish, and sanctimonious, diluting his message with veiled threats. Using his image to work your causes (Hint: Jesus himself said nothing on homosexuality. Further, YOU guys are the ones that say you just have to believe...and believing in Jesus and homosexuality are not mutually exclusive.)
If Jesus were to come back and see his followers, he'd likely have a nervous breakdown.
Race track?
Railway track?
I keep wanting to make up a T-shirt with a flamey font that says "I don't fear hell, 'cause I'm from Florida." People like this are the reason why.
Seriously, can't these people just say "No, thank you"? The girl with the clipboard did, even when this cretin got in her face.
Wow, you fancy yourself as a tough mama. I admit, I hate being approached by anyone with a clipboard regardless of their cause. If I was clipboard girl though, I would have said "Oh, you know I like it hotttttttt...." and given her a sexy wink.
This seems pretty realistic to me, because I had someone tell me something similar once. Of course, in his defence, he seemed genuinely concerned.
MAN: If you don't repent, your soul is going to burn in the fires of hell.
ALENA: I'm a ginger kid; I don't have a soul.
He was confused.
Well, now, aren't you a self-righteous, pompous ass? Even if that is made up, that still makes you, a douche.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's so funny.
No, waitin, I'm laughing AT you, not WITH you.
They're always so proud of pushing their beliefs on others. And arrogantly thinking they cause concern or won an argument. People, especially those born into Rapture Retard land, Have seen your tracts and heard your stupid beliefs before and don't fear or care about your god
They're always so proud of pushing their beliefs on others. And arrogantly thinking they cause concern or won an argument. People, especially those born into Rapture Retard land, Have seen your tracts and heard your stupid beliefs before and don't fear or care about your god
A girl thanked her for her concern and she told her that? Damn!
If I were the girl, I would have replied something like: I also like it old and wet, care to join in? Your daughter can come, too!
So I said as I walked away, I hope you like it hot!
You know, it's not kosher in most states to hit on jailbait. I'm sure your daughter was immensely proud of your behavior.
If you ever do this to me, I will either force you into a two-hour long debate, or show you the various and creative ways a clipboard can be made into a weapon. She was probably nervous because she thought you were going to hurt her, asshole.
Strangely enough, the same thing happened to me. Only, I support gay rights, so I signed and donated away. She was pretty nice, and it looks like this girl who approached you was, too. It's a shame that you're such a self-righteous egomaniac.
It's funny how the thread title is "How do you respond to a gay person?" He didn't say how he knew this woman was gay... Just because she is advocating gay rights does not make her gay.
Oh, and you and your daughter could have just said "No" without speeding up your pace or preaching. Notice how when you said "absolutely not", the woman didn't start preaching to you and giving you pamphlets? That's called "respecting other people's opinion." It means that you accept other's view even though you believe it is wrong. It is called tolerance. It is something that Jesus preached and something that you don't have a drop of.
So I said as I walked away, I hope you like it hot!
Lol! That'll teach her! She's going to Hell to be tortured for all eternity in ways unimaginable while you drool all over Jesus' feet! Haha! That's so witty! Making jokes about damned souls! Jesus'd LOVE IT!
In other news, I wish I could be there as you died and realised Jeebus wasn't riding down on a white unicorn to tell you how speshul and superior you are.
I really do.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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