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#789544
GreenEyedLilo
Not such a bad punishment, really!
11/29/2008 7:09:43 PM
#789551
a mind far far away
Ah. Yeah. Thanks for clearing that up. You hate homosexuals. We weren't aware of that. Your sky fairy hates homosexuals too. Thanks, we weren't aware of that.
11/29/2008 7:12:30 PM
#789555
Metatron
Oh. Well. Glad that's cleared up.
11/29/2008 7:14:09 PM
#789556
El Zorro
What? So God made some people gay as a sign of anger?
11/29/2008 7:14:34 PM
#789582
aaa
Wha?
11/29/2008 7:22:46 PM
#789586
Paschal Wagner
You mean God is punishing us by giving us lesbians?
...
...Thank you, God. Thank you. :-P
11/29/2008 7:24:02 PM
#789587
Mrs. Antichrist
God's wrath is FABULOUS!
11/29/2008 7:24:24 PM
#789591
Berny
Yeah, we get it.
God is mad because we act as if he doesn't exist, yet he won't give us any evidence that he actually does exist, and any manifestations of his wrath are indistinguishable from natural forces at work.
11/29/2008 7:26:19 PM
#789604
God's wrath is the reason why Cher has a career?
11/29/2008 7:31:36 PM
#789644
Ozzie
Sorry I must be thick, it's not sinking in. What is a manifestation of his wrath? Homosexuality? So what made him mad to begin with to cause homosexuality, I'm lost.
Maybe God needs anger management classes, maybe people would have a little more faith in him if he were nicer.
11/29/2008 7:54:50 PM
#789651
Sasha
You're saying that god's making people queer to show us how mad at us he is.
I have to admit, I've never heard that before. I like it. Maybe if we piss god off some more, he'll make fundies mute?
11/29/2008 8:00:00 PM
#789676
Old Viking
God created something that he knew would make him angry? Not very bright.
11/29/2008 8:19:45 PM
#789717
Captain Obvious
People being gay is a punishment from God?
11/29/2008 8:36:51 PM
#789762
Osiris
Clearer then mud award.
11/29/2008 9:04:56 PM
#789798
thejebusfire
What a horrible punishment.
I happen to like many gay people.
11/29/2008 9:22:37 PM
#789828
John
What's he saying? That God is pissed at the nation so he punishes it by making people gay? We should introduce him to the Phelpses and sell tickets to the fight.
11/29/2008 9:42:13 PM
#789844
Alex
Well, I guess there's something for which to thank God.
11/29/2008 9:49:12 PM
#789897
Elia
LMAO. This makes no sense at all!
11/29/2008 10:25:29 PM
#789950
Kris
God's anger made me like girls. Alrighty, got it.
11/29/2008 11:24:24 PM
#790015
Siberia
And that's bad... how? Why? Uh?
11/30/2008 12:21:04 AM
#790106
BobMalarky
"Manifestation of God's Wrath" sounds so much cooler than "Bob".
11/30/2008 1:42:28 AM
#790150
Shadoboy
According to that logic, God the is punishing Christians! Not us!
11/30/2008 2:09:22 AM
#790180
John_in_Oz
Yes we already knew your Bible contradicts itself.
11/30/2008 2:51:48 AM
#790195
anonymous
God: Man, I'm angry!
But what should I do about it?
Create thunderstorms?
Hurricanes?
Swarms of locusts?
An eclipse?
Maybe I should be more subtle.
*snaps fingers* OF COURSE!
11/30/2008 3:19:03 AM
#790217
So... gays are a sign of your sky daddy's anger?
LOLWUT?
11/30/2008 3:58:53 AM
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