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I’m going to make a bold statement that is quite the contrary to those who assert that homosexuality is the cause of God’s wrath on my nation and the world. In fact the Bible teaches that it is the wrath of God. Let me rephrase that so it sinks in, It is not the cause of the wrath of God, it is a manifestation of his wrath.

Bigwhammy, above top secret 39 Comments [11/29/2008 7:07:31 PM]
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GreenEyedLilo

Not such a bad punishment, really!

11/29/2008 7:09:43 PM

a mind far far away

Ah. Yeah. Thanks for clearing that up. You hate homosexuals. We weren't aware of that. Your sky fairy hates homosexuals too. Thanks, we weren't aware of that.

11/29/2008 7:12:30 PM

Metatron

Oh. Well. Glad that's cleared up.

11/29/2008 7:14:09 PM

El Zorro

What? So God made some people gay as a sign of anger?

11/29/2008 7:14:34 PM

aaa

Wha?

11/29/2008 7:22:46 PM

Paschal Wagner

You mean God is punishing us by giving us lesbians?

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...Thank you, God. Thank you. :-P

11/29/2008 7:24:02 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

God's wrath is FABULOUS!

11/29/2008 7:24:24 PM

Berny

Yeah, we get it.
God is mad because we act as if he doesn't exist, yet he won't give us any evidence that he actually does exist, and any manifestations of his wrath are indistinguishable from natural forces at work.

11/29/2008 7:26:19 PM



God's wrath is the reason why Cher has a career?

11/29/2008 7:31:36 PM

Ozzie

Sorry I must be thick, it's not sinking in. What is a manifestation of his wrath? Homosexuality? So what made him mad to begin with to cause homosexuality, I'm lost.

Maybe God needs anger management classes, maybe people would have a little more faith in him if he were nicer.

11/29/2008 7:54:50 PM

Sasha

You're saying that god's making people queer to show us how mad at us he is.

I have to admit, I've never heard that before. I like it. Maybe if we piss god off some more, he'll make fundies mute?

11/29/2008 8:00:00 PM

Old Viking

God created something that he knew would make him angry? Not very bright.

11/29/2008 8:19:45 PM

Captain Obvious

People being gay is a punishment from God?

11/29/2008 8:36:51 PM

Osiris

Clearer then mud award.

11/29/2008 9:04:56 PM

thejebusfire

What a horrible punishment.

I happen to like many gay people.

11/29/2008 9:22:37 PM

John

What's he saying? That God is pissed at the nation so he punishes it by making people gay? We should introduce him to the Phelpses and sell tickets to the fight.

11/29/2008 9:42:13 PM

Alex

Well, I guess there's something for which to thank God.

11/29/2008 9:49:12 PM

Elia

LMAO. This makes no sense at all!

11/29/2008 10:25:29 PM

Kris

God's anger made me like girls. Alrighty, got it.

11/29/2008 11:24:24 PM

Siberia

And that's bad... how? Why? Uh?

11/30/2008 12:21:04 AM

BobMalarky

"Manifestation of God's Wrath" sounds so much cooler than "Bob".

11/30/2008 1:42:28 AM

Shadoboy

According to that logic, God the is punishing Christians! Not us!

11/30/2008 2:09:22 AM

John_in_Oz

Yes we already knew your Bible contradicts itself.

11/30/2008 2:51:48 AM

anonymous

God: Man, I'm angry!
But what should I do about it?
Create thunderstorms?
Hurricanes?
Swarms of locusts?
An eclipse?

Maybe I should be more subtle.
*snaps fingers* OF COURSE!

11/30/2008 3:19:03 AM



So... gays are a sign of your sky daddy's anger?

LOLWUT?

11/30/2008 3:58:53 AM
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