Not such a bad punishment, really!
11/29/2008 7:09:43 PM
a mind far far away
Ah. Yeah. Thanks for clearing that up. You hate homosexuals. We weren't aware of that. Your sky fairy hates homosexuals too. Thanks, we weren't aware of that.
11/29/2008 7:12:30 PM
Oh. Well. Glad that's cleared up.
11/29/2008 7:14:09 PM
What? So God made some people gay as a sign of anger?
11/29/2008 7:14:34 PM
11/29/2008 7:22:46 PM
You mean God is punishing us by giving us lesbians?
...Thank you, God. Thank you. :-P
11/29/2008 7:24:02 PM
God's wrath is FABULOUS!
11/29/2008 7:24:24 PM
Yeah, we get it.
God is mad because we act as if he doesn't exist, yet he won't give us any evidence that he actually does exist, and any manifestations of his wrath are indistinguishable from natural forces at work.
11/29/2008 7:26:19 PM
God's wrath is the reason why Cher has a career?
11/29/2008 7:31:36 PM
Sorry I must be thick, it's not sinking in. What is a manifestation of his wrath? Homosexuality? So what made him mad to begin with to cause homosexuality, I'm lost.
Maybe God needs anger management classes, maybe people would have a little more faith in him if he were nicer.
11/29/2008 7:54:50 PM
You're saying that god's making people queer to show us how mad at us he is.
I have to admit, I've never heard that before. I like it. Maybe if we piss god off some more, he'll make fundies mute?
11/29/2008 8:00:00 PM
God created something that he knew would make him angry? Not very bright.
11/29/2008 8:19:45 PM
People being gay is a punishment from God?
11/29/2008 8:36:51 PM
Clearer then mud award.
11/29/2008 9:04:56 PM
What a horrible punishment.
I happen to like many gay people.
11/29/2008 9:22:37 PM
What's he saying? That God is pissed at the nation so he punishes it by making people gay? We should introduce him to the Phelpses and sell tickets to the fight.
11/29/2008 9:42:13 PM
Well, I guess there's something for which to thank God.
11/29/2008 9:49:12 PM
LMAO. This makes no sense at all!
11/29/2008 10:25:29 PM
God's anger made me like girls. Alrighty, got it.
11/29/2008 11:24:24 PM
And that's bad... how? Why? Uh?
11/30/2008 12:21:04 AM
"Manifestation of God's Wrath" sounds so much cooler than "Bob".
11/30/2008 1:42:28 AM
According to that logic, God the is punishing Christians! Not us!
11/30/2008 2:09:22 AM
Yes we already knew your Bible contradicts itself.
11/30/2008 2:51:48 AM
God: Man, I'm angry!
But what should I do about it?
Swarms of locusts?
Maybe I should be more subtle.
*snaps fingers* OF COURSE!
11/30/2008 3:19:03 AM
So... gays are a sign of your sky daddy's anger?
11/30/2008 3:58:53 AM