I’m going to make a bold statement that is quite the contrary to those who assert that homosexuality is the cause of God’s wrath on my nation and the world. In fact the Bible teaches that it is the wrath of God. Let me rephrase that so it sinks in, It is not the cause of the wrath of God, it is a manifestation of his wrath.
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Yeah, we get it.
God is mad because we act as if he doesn't exist, yet he won't give us any evidence that he actually does exist, and any manifestations of his wrath are indistinguishable from natural forces at work.
Sorry I must be thick, it's not sinking in. What is a manifestation of his wrath? Homosexuality? So what made him mad to begin with to cause homosexuality, I'm lost.
Maybe God needs anger management classes, maybe people would have a little more faith in him if he were nicer.
You're saying that god's making people queer to show us how mad at us he is.
I have to admit, I've never heard that before. I like it. Maybe if we piss god off some more, he'll make fundies mute?
God: Man, I'm angry!
But what should I do about it?
Create thunderstorms?
Hurricanes?
Swarms of locusts?
An eclipse?
Maybe I should be more subtle.
*snaps fingers* OF COURSE!
Romans 1
26Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural relations for unnatural ones.
27In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion.
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God created the gays for not worshiping him, and then punished them for being gay. It's actually a Biblicaly sound argument. Much like god punished Egypt with plagues because the Pharaoh wouldn't listen to Moses after God made the Pharaoh not listen to Moses. God's a dick is the gist of it.
I'm guessing this ass wouldn't be saying that if people who are homosexual were treated like straight people are - just people, who cares if what their sexual orientation is.
To quote someone else on this site (I forget who), "Gay evolution? Is that, like, the survival of the fabulous?" :D
Oh, well in that case...
Thank you, God, for being so pissed off at the world that you made me gay - because I really like cock, you know.
Glad to know it wasn't my choice after all.
Hey Mang,
Let's cool it on the gay thing, OK? I dont know who put that stuff in there, probably the same dick wad who wrote the thing about the shellfish being an abomonation. That one really pissed me off. Do you know how long it took me to make lobsters so delicious? Jesus!
Anyhoo, just for the record I dont hate gays, shellfish or any of the other "evil" stuff in the bible. Just try to be good to each other, and don't fuck up your nieghbor's pursuit of a good time and you'll do just fine.
Best regards and Merry Christmas all!!
God
P.S., Dur to overwhelming prayer request, I have decided to give Bill O'Rielly a huge boil on his ass. You're welcome!
Wait, what? So, God is pissed, so he creates a sexual orientation that he knows will make him even more pissed later? Your logic is most... confounding.
So God hates gays (because the bible said so), but his answer to all of our sins is shower us in them...
I see a small hole in your logic.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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