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#789561
LOLWUT
Is this a parody?
11/29/2008 7:15:29 PM
#789571
K T
............i before e except after c or when it sounds like................
11/29/2008 7:18:31 PM
#789572
Nihlum
King Canute obviously.
11/29/2008 7:19:19 PM
#789576
MiykaelPoly
bloody hilarious...
11/29/2008 7:21:15 PM
#789578
aaa
What borders?
11/29/2008 7:21:22 PM
#789581
Zadic
Umm...What?
11/29/2008 7:22:15 PM
#789583
Mrs. Antichrist
The laws of physics? The fact that there isn't enough liquid water to cover the entire surface of the planet?
Nah, you're right, must be an invisible man who lives in the sky.
11/29/2008 7:22:49 PM
#789584
dpareja
Even after reading this site for some time, I still find myself surprised by the concentration of stupid in posts such as this...
11/29/2008 7:23:35 PM
#789585
Berny
Not only that, what keeps the water from simply pouring off the Earth at the edge of the disk?</snark>
Does this idiot also believe that you can see place names and border lines on the Earth from space?
11/29/2008 7:23:38 PM
#789593
Ellytoad
It always has to be a "who", doesn't it...
11/29/2008 7:28:00 PM
#789594
Horsefeathers
"If there is no God... who holds back the oceans from going over thier borders?"
Obviously it's the magic puddle elf who also keeps all of the mud puddles in their respective holes.
I thought everyone knew this.
11/29/2008 7:28:15 PM
#789595
szaleniec
Gravity, you muppet.
11/29/2008 7:28:15 PM
#789596
a mind far far away
Uh...really?
11/29/2008 7:29:10 PM
#789600
OMFG, are you serious!!!??
11/29/2008 7:30:45 PM
#789622
Disreg
If I remember right, this is a reference to the last part of the Book of Job, where God starts bragging about his many powers, including holding the sea in place, walking on the bottom of the ocean, knowing how big the Earth is, knowing where snow is stored and when mountain goats give birth.
11/29/2008 7:41:07 PM
#789623
Another hilarious comment brought to you by homeschooling.
11/29/2008 7:41:24 PM
#789631
jc
The government.
11/29/2008 7:44:20 PM
#789633
Morrigan
I thought that YHWH was more of a Solar than lunar deity...
oh right, you just pull crap out of your ass 'cause you know nothing
11/29/2008 7:44:50 PM
#789639
Ozzie
Border patrol?
11/29/2008 7:50:11 PM
#789648
Mayhem
"Hello? INS? I have to report a border violation. I saw the Atlantic Ocean climbing over a levee in an attempt to enter the U.S. illegally."
I think the "whispering wind" refers to the sound you hear when you put your ear to his head.
11/29/2008 7:58:10 PM
#789650
Zemyla
Does God keep water from going over the edges of drinking glasses, too?
11/29/2008 7:59:55 PM
#789667
PsyCrow
The Oceans don't care about borders. It goes where fluid dynamic determines.
11/29/2008 8:14:10 PM
#789668
Amanda
Um...Indian Ocean tsunami? Remember that? That would classify as the ocean "going over its borders," I think. Whatever the hell that means.
11/29/2008 8:14:14 PM
#789669
Old Viking
Ceiling Cat.
11/29/2008 8:15:19 PM
#789677
a mind far far away
I don't give a damn about the oceans, why won't he make the fizz not go over the top of the cup when I'm at the store getting a fountain soda?
11/29/2008 8:20:42 PM
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