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If there is no God... who holds back the oceans from going over thier borders?

whisperingwind74, ABC news 131 Comments [11/29/2008 7:14:17 PM]
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Is this a parody?

11/29/2008 7:15:29 PM


............i before e except after c or when it sounds like................

11/29/2008 7:18:31 PM


King Canute obviously.

11/29/2008 7:19:19 PM


bloody hilarious...

11/29/2008 7:21:15 PM


What borders?

11/29/2008 7:21:22 PM



11/29/2008 7:22:15 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

The laws of physics? The fact that there isn't enough liquid water to cover the entire surface of the planet?

Nah, you're right, must be an invisible man who lives in the sky.

11/29/2008 7:22:49 PM


Even after reading this site for some time, I still find myself surprised by the concentration of stupid in posts such as this...

11/29/2008 7:23:35 PM


Not only that, what keeps the water from simply pouring off the Earth at the edge of the disk?</snark>
Does this idiot also believe that you can see place names and border lines on the Earth from space?

11/29/2008 7:23:38 PM


It always has to be a "who", doesn't it...

11/29/2008 7:28:00 PM


"If there is no God... who holds back the oceans from going over thier borders?"

Obviously it's the magic puddle elf who also keeps all of the mud puddles in their respective holes.

I thought everyone knew this.

11/29/2008 7:28:15 PM


Gravity, you muppet.

11/29/2008 7:28:15 PM

a mind far far away


11/29/2008 7:29:10 PM

OMFG, are you serious!!!??

11/29/2008 7:30:45 PM


If I remember right, this is a reference to the last part of the Book of Job, where God starts bragging about his many powers, including holding the sea in place, walking on the bottom of the ocean, knowing how big the Earth is, knowing where snow is stored and when mountain goats give birth.

11/29/2008 7:41:07 PM

Another hilarious comment brought to you by homeschooling.

11/29/2008 7:41:24 PM


The government.

11/29/2008 7:44:20 PM


I thought that YHWH was more of a Solar than lunar deity...

oh right, you just pull crap out of your ass 'cause you know nothing

11/29/2008 7:44:50 PM


Border patrol?

11/29/2008 7:50:11 PM


"Hello? INS? I have to report a border violation. I saw the Atlantic Ocean climbing over a levee in an attempt to enter the U.S. illegally."

I think the "whispering wind" refers to the sound you hear when you put your ear to his head.

11/29/2008 7:58:10 PM


Does God keep water from going over the edges of drinking glasses, too?

11/29/2008 7:59:55 PM


The Oceans don't care about borders. It goes where fluid dynamic determines.

11/29/2008 8:14:10 PM


Um...Indian Ocean tsunami? Remember that? That would classify as the ocean "going over its borders," I think. Whatever the hell that means.

11/29/2008 8:14:14 PM

Old Viking

Ceiling Cat.

11/29/2008 8:15:19 PM

a mind far far away

I don't give a damn about the oceans, why won't he make the fizz not go over the top of the cup when I'm at the store getting a fountain soda?

11/29/2008 8:20:42 PM

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