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If there is no God... who holds back the oceans from going over thier borders?

whisperingwind74, ABC news 130 Comments [11/29/2008 7:14:17 PM]
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LOLWUT

Is this a parody?

11/29/2008 7:15:29 PM

K T

............i before e except after c or when it sounds like................

11/29/2008 7:18:31 PM

Nihlum

King Canute obviously.

11/29/2008 7:19:19 PM

MiykaelPoly

bloody hilarious...

11/29/2008 7:21:15 PM

aaa

What borders?

11/29/2008 7:21:22 PM

Zadic

Umm...What?

11/29/2008 7:22:15 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

The laws of physics? The fact that there isn't enough liquid water to cover the entire surface of the planet?

Nah, you're right, must be an invisible man who lives in the sky.

11/29/2008 7:22:49 PM

dpareja

Even after reading this site for some time, I still find myself surprised by the concentration of stupid in posts such as this...

11/29/2008 7:23:35 PM

Berny

Not only that, what keeps the water from simply pouring off the Earth at the edge of the disk?</snark>
Does this idiot also believe that you can see place names and border lines on the Earth from space?


11/29/2008 7:23:38 PM

Ellytoad

It always has to be a "who", doesn't it...

11/29/2008 7:28:00 PM

Horsefeathers

"If there is no God... who holds back the oceans from going over thier borders?"

Obviously it's the magic puddle elf who also keeps all of the mud puddles in their respective holes.

I thought everyone knew this.

11/29/2008 7:28:15 PM

szaleniec

Gravity, you muppet.

11/29/2008 7:28:15 PM

a mind far far away

Uh...really?

11/29/2008 7:29:10 PM



OMFG, are you serious!!!??

11/29/2008 7:30:45 PM

Disreg

If I remember right, this is a reference to the last part of the Book of Job, where God starts bragging about his many powers, including holding the sea in place, walking on the bottom of the ocean, knowing how big the Earth is, knowing where snow is stored and when mountain goats give birth.


11/29/2008 7:41:07 PM



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11/29/2008 7:41:24 PM

jc

The government.

11/29/2008 7:44:20 PM

Morrigan

I thought that YHWH was more of a Solar than lunar deity...

oh right, you just pull crap out of your ass 'cause you know nothing

11/29/2008 7:44:50 PM

Ozzie

Border patrol?

11/29/2008 7:50:11 PM

Mayhem

"Hello? INS? I have to report a border violation. I saw the Atlantic Ocean climbing over a levee in an attempt to enter the U.S. illegally."

I think the "whispering wind" refers to the sound you hear when you put your ear to his head.

11/29/2008 7:58:10 PM

Zemyla

Does God keep water from going over the edges of drinking glasses, too?

11/29/2008 7:59:55 PM

PsyCrow

The Oceans don't care about borders. It goes where fluid dynamic determines.

11/29/2008 8:14:10 PM

Amanda

Um...Indian Ocean tsunami? Remember that? That would classify as the ocean "going over its borders," I think. Whatever the hell that means.

11/29/2008 8:14:14 PM

Old Viking

Ceiling Cat.

11/29/2008 8:15:19 PM

a mind far far away

I don't give a damn about the oceans, why won't he make the fizz not go over the top of the cup when I'm at the store getting a fountain soda?

11/29/2008 8:20:42 PM
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