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#789168
Ambrielle
Lying for jebus.
Alternatively: off his meds.
11/29/2008 1:44:12 PM
#789179
Psittacosis
Third alternative: Poe.
11/29/2008 1:50:25 PM
#789182
WWWWolf
Oh yeah? Goddess and forces of the land shall protect me from your rants! ...and my blog's nifty anti-spam features probably have a thing or two to do with that.
(Pagans are allowed to be practical. =)
11/29/2008 1:52:42 PM
#789185
Oh yeah? MY Lord has told me in MORE Words of Knowledge that you're a moron.
11/29/2008 1:54:43 PM
#789189
aaa
We are not amused.
11/29/2008 1:56:41 PM
#789198
Kind of hypocritical and insulting to God for a "supposed" Christian to treat the Lord as though he were your trained attack doberman. Might want to read that first commandment again Garv!
11/29/2008 2:02:49 PM
#789202
Paschal Wagner
So how long have you been hearing these voices telling you to kill people, Garv?
11/29/2008 2:05:05 PM
#789225
God Is Real Unless Declared Integer
Roflmao Zedong!
11/29/2008 2:18:54 PM
#789228
Anon-e-moose
"The Lord has told me in a Word of Knowledge that He will strike you down if you do not cease posting here."
Joan of Arc used to hear the word of the Lord too - and look what happened to her? In Victorian times, those who heard voices in their heads were put away in Bedlam. These days, voices in the head is known as Schizophrenia. And like them, you should be put away in the funny farm.
11/29/2008 2:21:36 PM
#789235
ftm_corey
LMAO!
11/29/2008 2:27:20 PM
#789236
Tom S. Fox
Garvan is a Poe, damn you!
11/29/2008 2:27:48 PM
#789243
Rat of Steel
God is not your personal army, you demented fucktard.
11/29/2008 2:33:13 PM
#789245
Eden
Hm,
god told me otherwise ;)
11/29/2008 2:37:01 PM
#789246
The Lazy One
11/29/2008 2:37:41 PM
#789248
mike-mike
I lol'd.
11/29/2008 2:40:35 PM
#789249
afacelessatheist
*chuckle* *snort* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
11/29/2008 2:40:45 PM
#789254
solomongrundy
Bring it on, beotch.
11/29/2008 2:43:04 PM
#789276
Canadiest
I'm scared. They actually think they can frighten everyone with that "god is with me and against you" crap
11/29/2008 3:03:28 PM
#789280
karmiccripple
I had no idea god was so sensitive. And to think something so unstable is holding the universe together.
11/29/2008 3:15:31 PM
#789283
Horsefeathers
"The Lord has told me in a Word of Knowledge that He will strike you down if you do not cease posting here."
Nobody panic! My invisible friend said Garvan's invisible friend was just a figment of his imagination and that it was completely safe to continue posting there.
Whew! Catastrophe averted!
11/29/2008 3:18:10 PM
#789290
Headache
A comment like this would have guaranteed that I would have posted MORE and not less. Being struck down by god himself must be really cool, who wouldn't want to be?
Let us know, Garavanuts, when it happens and someone, please! Post the pictures!
11/29/2008 3:33:06 PM
#789294
freako104
Of course he did.
11/29/2008 3:39:07 PM
#789301
werewolf
Does your god also bring you breakfast in bed and do the washing up? Does he do windows? Show me the services he can perform and I might convert.
11/29/2008 3:44:27 PM
#789328
Drax
Oh yeah? Well, the FSM told me you are toast!
11/29/2008 4:06:20 PM
#789375
Green
GARVAN IS A POE.
GARVAN IS A POE.
GARVAN IS A POE.
GARVAN IS A POE.
GARVAN IS A POE.
GARVAN IS A POE.
11/29/2008 4:51:17 PM
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