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The Lord has told me in a Word of Knowledge that He will strike you down if you do not cease posting here.

Garvan Ellison, The Garvanian 87 Comments [11/29/2008 1:43:24 PM]
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Submitted By: Jonboy
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Ambrielle

Lying for jebus.
Alternatively: off his meds.

11/29/2008 1:44:12 PM

Psittacosis

Third alternative: Poe.

11/29/2008 1:50:25 PM

WWWWolf

Oh yeah? Goddess and forces of the land shall protect me from your rants! ...and my blog's nifty anti-spam features probably have a thing or two to do with that.

(Pagans are allowed to be practical. =)


11/29/2008 1:52:42 PM



Oh yeah? MY Lord has told me in MORE Words of Knowledge that you're a moron.

11/29/2008 1:54:43 PM

aaa

We are not amused.

11/29/2008 1:56:41 PM



Kind of hypocritical and insulting to God for a "supposed" Christian to treat the Lord as though he were your trained attack doberman. Might want to read that first commandment again Garv!

11/29/2008 2:02:49 PM

Paschal Wagner

So how long have you been hearing these voices telling you to kill people, Garv?

11/29/2008 2:05:05 PM

God Is Real Unless Declared Integer

Roflmao Zedong!

11/29/2008 2:18:54 PM

Anon-e-moose

"The Lord has told me in a Word of Knowledge that He will strike you down if you do not cease posting here."

Joan of Arc used to hear the word of the Lord too - and look what happened to her? In Victorian times, those who heard voices in their heads were put away in Bedlam. These days, voices in the head is known as Schizophrenia. And like them, you should be put away in the funny farm.

11/29/2008 2:21:36 PM

ftm_corey

LMAO!

11/29/2008 2:27:20 PM

Tom S. Fox

Garvan is a Poe, damn you!

11/29/2008 2:27:48 PM

Rat of Steel

God is not your personal army, you demented fucktard.

11/29/2008 2:33:13 PM

Eden

Hm,
god told me otherwise ;)

11/29/2008 2:37:01 PM

The Lazy One


11/29/2008 2:37:41 PM

mike-mike

I lol'd.

11/29/2008 2:40:35 PM

afacelessatheist

*chuckle* *snort* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


11/29/2008 2:40:45 PM

solomongrundy

Bring it on, beotch.

11/29/2008 2:43:04 PM

Canadiest

I'm scared. They actually think they can frighten everyone with that "god is with me and against you" crap

11/29/2008 3:03:28 PM

karmiccripple

I had no idea god was so sensitive. And to think something so unstable is holding the universe together.

11/29/2008 3:15:31 PM

Horsefeathers

"The Lord has told me in a Word of Knowledge that He will strike you down if you do not cease posting here."

Nobody panic! My invisible friend said Garvan's invisible friend was just a figment of his imagination and that it was completely safe to continue posting there.

Whew! Catastrophe averted!

11/29/2008 3:18:10 PM

Headache

A comment like this would have guaranteed that I would have posted MORE and not less. Being struck down by god himself must be really cool, who wouldn't want to be?

Let us know, Garavanuts, when it happens and someone, please! Post the pictures!

11/29/2008 3:33:06 PM

freako104

Of course he did.

11/29/2008 3:39:07 PM

werewolf

Does your god also bring you breakfast in bed and do the washing up? Does he do windows? Show me the services he can perform and I might convert.

11/29/2008 3:44:27 PM

Drax

Oh yeah? Well, the FSM told me you are toast!

11/29/2008 4:06:20 PM

Green

GARVAN IS A POE.
GARVAN IS A POE.
GARVAN IS A POE.
GARVAN IS A POE.
GARVAN IS A POE.
GARVAN IS A POE.

11/29/2008 4:51:17 PM
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