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To those that believe in evolution?
If the baby came before the woman...who took care of the baby?? That doesnt make any sense...feel free to explain how this was possible...we all know that babies cannot care themselves that proves that woman have to come first...if you think otherwise, please give a legitimate explanation

missygal_162002, Yahoo Answers R&S 12 Comments [11/30/2008 10:16:29 PM]
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That_Guy

You get an F in biology, an F in logic, and an F you from me.

12/23/2008 5:25:11 PM

Darwin


12/24/2008 3:13:02 AM

a mind far far away

I wonder if the stories of all those wild animals taking care of human babies and children are true...

12/24/2008 3:15:04 AM

Mark

No no no....
Your doing it wrong.
You guys believe evolution means a monkey gave birth to a human baby.
So, acording to your version of evolution, this still isn't a problem.
The monkey took care of the baby, and when the baby grew up, he sacrificed the monkey to Baal.

12/24/2008 3:19:53 AM

Grigadil

godDamn, Darwin, them is some ugly wimmin!

12/24/2008 4:42:29 AM

Sheik yer Bouti

The almost-human took care of its human offspring.

See? Evolution is easy.
You guys have children, right?

Well, some of them might turn out to be human.


12/24/2008 5:08:56 AM

Philbert McAdamia

I do believe the woman should come first. Nice guys finish last.
;-)

12/24/2008 5:10:37 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Evolution does not cross lines; it blurs them, walks through the blur, then turns around and redraws the line a bit differently.

9/4/2009 1:45:06 AM



what the fuck does any of what he typed have to do with evolution theory?



its kind of astounding how every dumbshit fundie has his own personal definition of evolution, and no 2 are alike.


and NONE of them ever take the 15 seconds thatd be required to see what the theory actually is.


its NOT that complicated, and its common sense...

11/16/2009 11:33:57 AM

JDC1

You want a legitimate explaination?
If I thought you would listen, I would tell you.
The problem is this:
You appear to be too stupid to understand
a legitimate explaination.

11/16/2009 6:58:14 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Best argument I've seen for culling the stupid before puberty.

11/7/2013 6:09:12 PM

Lacan

who took care of the baby??

The chicken obviously, and before you ask, the chicken came from the egg.

11/8/2013 1:28:20 PM
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