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You know it is beginning to look more and more that Hussein Obama is really a Muslin. He probably bows his head a couple of times while on his knees and say ALAH ALAH at home a few times and then goes off to the gym. I won't be surprise if he shows up at his inauguration with his head wrapped in a Muslin turbin. No telling what Michelle will be wearing.

ConBug, politico 12 Comments [11/30/2008 10:40:13 PM]
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Submitted By: L
WTF?! || meh


Isn't it supposed to be a sin to gossip?

12/23/2008 3:15:51 PM

The Historian

Poe for sure. Muslin.

12/23/2008 3:57:54 PM


Hilarious mental picture of President-elect Obama in a turban made of muslin :-) Pink muslin. With embroidery.

12/23/2008 4:04:49 PM


It's turbAn, not turbIn. Why don't you go stick you face in a turbinE?

12/24/2008 3:15:55 AM

a mind far far away

First, Obama is not a Muslim, he's a christian. Second, the correct English transliteration is ALLAH. Third, that's not how Muslims pray. Fourth, not all Muslims wear turbans. Seiks do as well. And Michelle will probably be dressed in something classy yet modern, beautiful yet intelligent, like she normally does.

12/24/2008 4:17:21 AM


Um, turbans are worn by Sikhs. You are either a troll or someone who believes all the BS Fox News et all feed you.

@ Darwin:
I agree! I believe he should use a GE90-115B on a Boeing 777-300ER. The inlet is slightly over 11 feet in diameter so ConBug's fat fucking head should just about fit.

12/24/2008 4:24:51 AM


Muslim = code word for "n*****"

12/24/2008 5:02:08 AM


The fact that you just assume that Obama is muslim proves that the brainwashing works.

6/11/2009 11:34:49 AM

Swedish Pagan

A Muslin turbin? A turbine made of muslin fabric? Sounds unpractical.

Why do these nutters think that Mr Obama is a Muslim? It was hard enough to get a black man to the Presidential election. A Muslim would probably have been impossible. Maybe next time...

This particular nutter ought to learn spelling, and a bit of religious studies wouldn't hurt. Muslims don't say Alah alah. They say "There are no other gods than Allah, and Muhamed is his profet".

6/11/2009 12:05:33 PM


I play a muslin.

6/11/2009 5:15:59 PM


Bows on his knees saying Allah, Allah? Isn't that stereotyped and/or over-simplificated portrayal of Muslims' religious practicies?

8/18/2013 2:11:47 PM


Mitt Romney literally believes in a religion that says that the Israelites were in North America and that Jesus lives on his own planet and it's taboo to make fun of that, but Barack Obama looks different, therefore Muslim.

8/18/2013 5:02:37 PM