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Pedophiles are organized on the internet, and they have adopted vernacular to use in public. In particular, the abductors of children will first communicate with each other on the internet, to plan their criminal exploitative activities. They refer to abductors as 'pedobears'. When abducting a child, other pedophiles will often attempt to create a diversion, while the 'pedobear' attempts to abduct a targeted child. Please, if you are in public, and you hear somebody referred to as a 'pedobear', keep your child very close. As it is, statistics indicate that only 1 in 15 abductions ends with success, so minimize their chances of taking your child even further by keeping them with you.

dragonous, Oprah Forums 19 Comments [11/27/2008 2:19:18 PM]
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Submitted By: Qreg
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Apostle

You guys are doing a shitty job by approving this quote. Troll anyone?

11/27/2008 2:40:10 PM

aaa

Quick, buy a dog!

11/27/2008 3:33:24 PM

Son of a Nonymous

This shit's just never gonna get old for me.

11/27/2008 5:38:23 PM

Memoriam

"This shit's just never gonna give you up."

Fixed

11/27/2008 5:44:25 PM

Antichrist

Isn't pedobear the symbol for perverted-justice?

If you don't know what something is, just make shit up. It's the way of the internets.

11/27/2008 6:06:30 PM

Zipperback

Boring meme is boring.

11/27/2008 6:27:43 PM

Cheese

...it's on Oprah. This evidently spawned from the whole thing about Oprah getting pwned by /b/. Ohwell.

11/27/2008 7:39:59 PM



IT'S OVER NINE-THOUSA...oh never mind.

11/28/2008 2:27:23 AM



We've seen this before..


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NesjvRihbEg&feature=related

11/28/2008 6:38:03 PM

Delirium

Jesus tap dancing Christ, lady: Pedobear is a 4chan meme. The most 4chan will do is raid your website. They're a bunch of bored teenagers and otaku who think that posting NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER and old, unfunny jokes is the height of humor.

11/28/2008 8:48:09 PM

WMDKitty

Um... wow, that's paranoid on a whole new level. And I don't think you really know what "pedobear" means.

11/29/2008 4:13:07 AM

Chris Hansen

dragonousm, why don't you take a seat over here?

11/30/2008 1:50:03 AM

wat

wat

11/30/2008 5:29:57 AM

Shadoboy


PEDOBEAR DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

11/30/2008 6:25:43 AM

anonymous

It is delicious meme, you must approve it.

11/30/2008 7:49:56 AM

Vesper

I would have said troll, but any self respecting /b/tard would have used the term "delicious cake" instead of "targeted child."


11/30/2008 8:06:28 AM



I wonder, did they never consider that pedobear is a name which is quite appealing?. If they were so secretive with the rest of the scheme..................

12/30/2008 11:48:20 PM

Zap

... holy shit, the anons trolled oprah. Successfully.

1/3/2009 10:32:31 PM

retards

obvious troll, whole fucking thread is trolls.

@ "self respecting /b/tard"

you are a fucking idiot.

2/6/2010 5:34:28 PM
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