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#790709
HA HA HA!
11/30/2008 8:12:33 PM
#790711
:)
That's Right...which is why if you win, you can just hand that ticket over to me. I'm a sister in Christ and I would NOT want you to stumble...
*Eyeroll*
11/30/2008 8:14:37 PM
#790713
rw23
Then that's another reason for you not to buy a lottery ticket.
The clue to the main reason why you shouldn't bother buying one lies in the word 'lottery'.
11/30/2008 8:14:50 PM
#790736
aaa
How can you exactly ruin your life by winning in a lottery?
11/30/2008 8:26:45 PM
#790749
Ew
You could pay off all your debts, surely God would want you to be happy?
11/30/2008 8:37:04 PM
#790752
Just Passing By
He hates his life so much he tries to make himself believe that winning lots of money will make him "evil". Poor guy.
11/30/2008 8:41:35 PM
#790787
a mind far far away
You could try giving it to some charity, but that would go against your morals. So yeah, I guess I can see how it might ruin your life. You should just win and give me all the money. It won't ruin my life, I actually think that money can be used to pay bills, give to charity, make sure my daughter can go to college, fix my car, do some work around the house, etc., etc. See, these are good things, but you don't believe in helping others, you probably live in a tent in the wilderness, so no need of bills or cars, or fixing up a house, you don't believe in education, so no need of college. I could go on and on.
11/30/2008 9:39:31 PM
#790812
GreenEyedLilo
Well, that reduces the pool slightly for me!
11/30/2008 10:22:50 PM
#790816
Grigadil
Ah, but it's your Xian duty to buy many many losing tickets.
11/30/2008 10:26:59 PM
#790822
Hawker Hurricane
Not only the lottery, but every time your boss gives you a paycheck, Satan is trying to ruin your life. Best send all your paychecks to me, so I can keep you safe...
11/30/2008 10:30:42 PM
#790827
szaleniec
Satan has gone from corrupting people to... wanting to give them a lifetime of financial security? Is this the biggest case of
Villain Decay ever seen?
11/30/2008 10:35:16 PM
#1056514
Gypsin
I'm sure they love you at parties.
11/14/2009 4:21:51 PM
#1056527
Angua
Wait, what?
You'd consider winning a lot of money against extraordinary odds a bad thing?
11/14/2009 4:55:53 PM
#1056535
Philbert McAdamia
You'd be hellbound in a trice. A devil's heartbeat. Just from the temptations alone. Yes, the Master wants you to win it, but you must foil the Great Deceiver! I'm going to hell anyway. Better give it to me, I know just what to do with all that filthy lucre. Trust me.
11/14/2009 5:44:15 PM
#1220540
Allegory for Jesus
Satan: "Yes...YES! You take that extra disposable income! You take it...STRAIGHT TO HELL!! MWHAHAHAHAH!"
10/22/2010 7:07:26 PM
#1220597
If I actually had a date one night, Satan would probably want me to score so he could ruin my life.
10/23/2010 7:38:07 AM
#1220623
Anon-e-moose
"If I bought a lottery ticket, Satan would probably want me to win it so he could ruin my life."
1 Timothy 6:10: 'For the love of money is the root of all evil'
So why aren't all your pastors like Benedictine monks, who take a vow of poverty? Insead of megachurches, they erect a tent in the middle of nowhere; the only music provided is by a guitar at most, and he never asks for 'tithes'.
Seems there's a lot of Satanists in right-wing Fundamentalist Christianity in the US.
...oh, and lottery tickets? Not for nothing are they referred to here in the UK as the 'Stupid Tax'. I have infinitely better things to do with my hard-earned:
'A penny saved is a penny earned'
-Benjamin Franklin
10/23/2010 9:51:59 AM
#1220639
Ri Jayden
Maybe you should give me your lotto ticket then, seeing as I, an unrepentant, gender-bending witch, am considered, by your kind, as "ruined and sold-out to Satan" anyways.
10/23/2010 12:07:10 PM
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