We have a sample of pure WTF.
11/27/2008 3:30:27 PM
Wow, no more sci-fi channel for you.
11/27/2008 6:05:05 PM
Worst invasion plan ever. Taking millinenia to buid up a 5th column of grey/human hybrids to fight against some other alien race? Some one clearly cannot differentiate between reality and an episode of the Justice League.
11/27/2008 6:43:36 PM
Wow! That is actually ONE FUCKING SENTENCE!
11/27/2008 11:11:07 PM
We need an lolwut pear, stat.
11/27/2008 11:44:13 PM
I might let them implant random people in exchange for tech if another advanced race were coming to declare war on us. Just sounds like a good idea to me. Surviving and all that.
11/28/2008 5:31:46 AM
I am so confused. How did draconians get space ships? I thought they were busy doing the bidding of Takhisis...
Also, spell checks exist for a reason.
11/28/2008 6:02:40 PM
They're words. In English. But... they're not making any sense.
LOL I just read "techicle secrets" as "testicle secrets"!
OTOH, it's probably idiots like these that have the greys or whatever cruising by and laughing their asses off.
11/29/2008 4:15:44 AM
But most of your readers are male, so the aliens should be female. All female, maybe.
Wait, you're not writing xenophilic erotica?
Then what ARE you writing here?!
11/30/2008 7:51:31 AM
Holy Lack of Punctuation, Batman!
11/30/2008 9:44:58 AM
And I wonder, would it be easier to use their OWN DNA to invade us a la independence day?. I wonder.
12/30/2008 11:49:19 PM
Fool, are you not aware that the Furons have psychokinesis!?
4/16/2009 2:41:59 PM
None of this will matter once Cthulhu shows up, anyway...
5/10/2010 10:51:43 AM
how can someone say this shit. i mean ... what? who? where? when? why? how?
6/11/2010 3:45:45 PM
Even operating under the presupposition that aliens really are visiting Earth, it STILL doesn't make sense! Holy Hell!
This is the real reason the aliens are here. For comedy. Earth is a reality TV show. It is the only logical explanation of the sheer abundance of stupidity.
10/1/2010 9:01:56 AM
DayGlow, you are my hero.
3/30/2011 1:43:22 PM
The Greys are skinny little wimps?
I'm sorry, but Supreme Commander Thor could kick your sorry ass.
4/7/2011 11:46:15 AM