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It says the Greys are here to abduct humans espacially females so they can mix ther dna with humans to make hybrinds and they are inmplanting us so to fight a war or somthin says that the Greys are ruled by the Draconian Empire and they are implanting humans to use them as foot soldiers against them and they are on thier way to earth and this planet will be a battleground we would just be doing the greys dirty work if this is true i guess mostly males would be implanted[ i hope im not ] the greys must think we could defeat these draconans since those skinny little *astards cant i would kill a grey if i saw one i hate them[i prolly wont] ...well the us gouverment is coroperating with the greys in exchange for technology but they probably dont even know that the greys could be inmplanting humans to be used as foot soliders against thier enemys. I think those dumm as ses in the US gouverment are stupid to do this just for technology they got a flying saucer from roswell i think the gouverment should take greys hostage and force them to tell the weaknesses against thier ships the greys woulnt even have soldiers they just got ships thier to skinny and scared to fight to be soliders ...the gouverment should toture greys threw intense pain until they talk and after they talk either lock em up or shoot em in the head this way we could gain an advantage over the greys we should not coperate with them we should force them to give up thier techicle secrets secretly away from other greys so they wouldnt know and then we could kill the greys build a n army to combat aliens and eventually become an empire of our own and work with the more peaceful races of the galaxy ...IT also says some race called the Andromedons or somthin are willing to help us i dout this is true though

Chronic, Above Top Secret 17 Comments [11/27/2008 2:16:50 PM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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aaa

We have a sample of pure WTF.

11/27/2008 3:30:27 PM

Antichrist

Wow, no more sci-fi channel for you.

11/27/2008 6:05:05 PM

gorm_sionnach

Worst invasion plan ever. Taking millinenia to buid up a 5th column of grey/human hybrids to fight against some other alien race? Some one clearly cannot differentiate between reality and an episode of the Justice League.

11/27/2008 6:43:36 PM

Rallymodeller

Wow! That is actually ONE FUCKING SENTENCE!

11/27/2008 11:11:07 PM

shykid

We need an lolwut pear, stat.

11/27/2008 11:44:13 PM

DCoke

I might let them implant random people in exchange for tech if another advanced race were coming to declare war on us. Just sounds like a good idea to me. Surviving and all that.

11/28/2008 5:31:46 AM

DayGlow

I am so confused. How did draconians get space ships? I thought they were busy doing the bidding of Takhisis...

Also, spell checks exist for a reason.

11/28/2008 6:02:40 PM

WMDKitty

They're words. In English. But... they're not making any sense.

LOL I just read "techicle secrets" as "testicle secrets"!

OTOH, it's probably idiots like these that have the greys or whatever cruising by and laughing their asses off.

11/29/2008 4:15:44 AM

anonymous

But most of your readers are male, so the aliens should be female. All female, maybe.

Wait, you're not writing xenophilic erotica?

Then what ARE you writing here?!

11/30/2008 7:51:31 AM

C_V


Holy Lack of Punctuation, Batman!

11/30/2008 9:44:58 AM



And I wonder, would it be easier to use their OWN DNA to invade us a la independence day?. I wonder.

12/30/2008 11:49:19 PM

Ian W

Fool, are you not aware that the Furons have psychokinesis!?

4/16/2009 2:41:59 PM

FSMpirate

None of this will matter once Cthulhu shows up, anyway...

5/10/2010 10:51:43 AM

pastrami paste

how can someone say this shit. i mean ... what? who? where? when? why? how?

6/11/2010 3:45:45 PM

Leon

Even operating under the presupposition that aliens really are visiting Earth, it STILL doesn't make sense! Holy Hell!

This is the real reason the aliens are here. For comedy. Earth is a reality TV show. It is the only logical explanation of the sheer abundance of stupidity.

10/1/2010 9:01:56 AM

Quartz

DayGlow, you are my hero.

3/30/2011 1:43:22 PM

Mech610

The Greys are skinny little wimps?

I'm sorry, but Supreme Commander Thor could kick your sorry ass.

4/7/2011 11:46:15 AM
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