If We Evangelical Christians Are Still Here In Five Years ... How far do you believe Liberals and Atheists will have made it in their quest to outlaw Evangelical Christianity in America?
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Freedom of religion, and freedom of choice. I bet the liberals are far stronger advocates for those things, than the fundamentalists and the conservatives are.
Praetera censeo, most liberals are Christians. They would not want to outlaw themselves, stupid.
"If We Evangelical Christians Are Still Here In Five Years..."
But the whooshfest will (according you you lot) be happening any second, so why should you care about five years in the future?
If that demonstrates what little faith you have in the (C)Rapture, then why believe in an invisible sky fairy in the first place? You're treading on extremely thin dogmatic ice here, Stevangelist, because not only will your words bring down Buzzardnuts' terrible wrath, but it calls into question your very beliefs. Besides, you need that persecution, otherwise you're not True Christians.
...but then, that persecution, in the shape of you & your ilk's activities being outlawed, hasn't happened yet - and never will. As with the (C)Rapture.
And seeing as none of what you predicted has happened (it's 2009 now), I'm confident that it'll never happen. EVER.
So in every way, you're fucked.
Apparently you're still here ELEVEN years later, and neither Liberals nor atheists have even tried to outlaw Christianity in the Americas... Christians and Nazis, all over the world, are actually trying to outlaw women's rights, though. (And no, that's not a "They will be trying, any day now". They ARE doing it, right now. Spain has infringed on women's rights significantly recently. Even in Sweden, one of the Human Rights Heavens on Earth, we have several right-wing parties that tries to reduce or remove women's rights to our own bodies.)
Basically, Stupidvangelist, you're fucked, in all possible ways, stupid. (Except in the most pleasurable way, I guess.)
Not far enough.
In fact, not any. Shit!
Confused?
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