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[fundie talks about wanting to kick atheists' asses then tries to doubleback and say they meant something completely different after getting a verbal beatdown. When that doesn't fool anyone they try this:]

You are judging me and you don't have the authority to do so. Even if I meant it literally, who are you to judge me, you are niehter rightious nor holy, so get of your high horse. YOu see, as an atheist you have no moral standard, cause you are not God.

onetocome, YouTube 16 Comments [11/30/2008 9:57:14 PM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: FacelessAtheist
WTF?! || meh



12/2/2008 8:13:05 PM


Nobody's paying me to judge anybody, but my opinion is free:

You're a jerk.

12/2/2008 8:44:01 PM

Ranger Joe

Fuck you and the god you rode in on buddy! :D

12/2/2008 8:52:16 PM

a mind far far away

Grammatical vomit aside, does this person think that he's god? He judges atheists because he is so holy and righteous, and we're not? LOL. Somebody buy this guy a brain before the rest of his system refuses to work anymore.

12/2/2008 9:33:06 PM


IOW, "Waaah, someone called me on my bullshit!"

12/2/2008 9:38:01 PM


Even assuming you are right onetocome, he is judging you by YOUR OWN ethical standards.
It is also ironic that you are judging him by saying "you are neihter righteous nor holy", which is also, incidentally, a violation of the standards set by Jesus.
Don't judge least you want to be judged, bitch.

I'm not even going to lower myself to discuss the "as an atheist you have no moral standard" part. It is just fucking stupid, I'm sorry. In particular if you are a creationist fucktard: remember the whole eating the fruit of knowledge of good and evil? If you are right about it, it means every human has inside himself the moral standards you are so proudly declaring . Ergo, fuck you.

Also, the spelling. I know it seems that we bitch about it to make fundies look stupid, but it is really not too much to ask for a fucking spell check

12/2/2008 9:46:31 PM


I merely said my opinion.

12/4/2008 9:48:21 AM

i was confused until i saw the source was youtube

2/8/2009 12:31:40 AM

"You are judging me and you don't have the authority to do so."

And yet you have no problem with judging everyone else and jumping in people's faces? What gives you greater "authority" than anyone else? Narcissism much?

"... you are niehter rightious nor holy..."

What is this if not judging? Remember what the Bible says about judging other people?

"... you have no moral standard, cause you are not God."

So you are saying that only God has moral standards? Wouldn't this mean that you, too, have no moral standards? Also, the Biblical god is a genocidal freak and a pervert. Farm animals have higher "moral standards" than most of the Biblical writers.

5/7/2009 12:53:55 PM

Table Rock

You're not God either. So I guess that makes us both amoral assholes.

5/9/2009 7:00:56 PM


XDDD i laughed so damn hard when i read this XDDD

11/14/2009 4:06:27 PM


There is nothing that annoys me more than being told I have no morals. I'm not the most moral person in the world, and I know it. I've made mistakes, I've done things that I'd consider to be wrong, just like everybody else. But I know when I've done something wrong. I try to do what's right. Because I have morals. I don't need any holy book or God to tell me what's right and wrong.

What makes this person think they have the authority to tell someone what their morals are?

11/14/2009 5:01:47 PM


So you are god?

7/10/2010 12:02:49 PM


Fix yo' damn grammar!

8/18/2013 2:04:26 PM


Oh, and you do? You are?

8/18/2013 9:37:30 PM

Dr. Shrinker

"You are judging me and you don't have the authority to do so."

- And what do you plan to do about it?

"Even if I meant it literally, who are you to judge me,"

- I'm one of the people you are nursing violent fantasies towards. That does, in fact, give me the right to judge you.

" are niehter rightious nor holy,"

- According to Paul, none are righteous. This lesson in your religion has been brought to you by an atheist

" get of your high horse."

- I'm not the one nursing violent fantasies

"YOu see, as an atheist you have no moral standard, cause you are not God."

- As a Christian you have no moral standard, because you assume that everything you do wrong is instantly forgiven. See, I can play this game too. I generally don't because it doesn't accomplish anything.

8/19/2013 7:31:58 AM