Quote# 53201
What if Bigfoot as we now understand it is a biological technology, placed here to monitor and report on wilderness areas around the world.
Capable of avoiding contact and using alternate dimensions as a portal and pathway to a control area beyond our technological reach and understanding?
Unseen it moves at will capable of initiating or repudiating contact at will communicating its presence via olfactory or physical demonstrations at will or capable of leaving no trace at all...something akin to magic to our experience.
Like the Gray EBE's what if this living technology is the long term on planet reporting mechanism for unseen and perhaps less physically capable beings?
Just my thoughts what about yours?
Sunray06,
Above Top Secret 12 Comments [11/26/2008 8:14:26 PM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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#785237
Cooker
Or maybe neither Bigfoot or whatever the fuck your talking about exist.
11/26/2008 8:24:54 PM
#785258
aaa
This is just amazing. The sheer lunacy...
11/26/2008 8:47:21 PM
#785383
blah
There's too much lunacy and "at will"s in this one for it to be comprehensible.
11/26/2008 11:04:37 PM
#785645
gorm_sionnach
O.o I weep for the species.
11/27/2008 3:52:44 AM
#785657
Mortok
What do I think? I think you're a lunatic.
11/27/2008 4:02:18 AM
#785688
anonymous
Now he's thinking with Portals.
11/27/2008 5:00:29 AM
#785719
Antichrist
I grew up in the Kootenay/Monashee mountains (supposedly bigfoot central) and have tons of family out there. We all hunt, fish, or do other back country stuff plus most of the men work in the bush. Nobody has seen bigfoot. We all have amazing stories about cougars or grizzlies, but not one out of 50 or so people have seen bigfoot.
Amazing that other people can go partying in the bush for one night, and see it.
11/27/2008 5:38:03 AM
#785771
jaconey
Don't really believe in big foot (or being in Arkansas the Boggy Creek monster either)but I have to give Sunray this. Thats pretty inventive. Enough so to be s Sci-fi Channel original move. (It'd have to be better than Snakehead terror)
11/27/2008 6:41:08 AM
#786778
someone from a different planet
Damn! You got me!
Now I will have to retire all my Bigfoots and replace them with something even more implausible...
Uh, let's see, how about I place there some new biological technology, such as green six-legged unicorns with golden eyes that have the capability to monitor and report naked horny teenager babies via olfactory and physical demonstrations, and then convince them to meet their creator (i.e., myself), something definitely akin to magic to my experience?
11/28/2008 12:31:33 AM
#787134
jsonitsac
@Antichrist
Does the consumption of alcohol that occurs at these parties have anything to do with bigfoot sightings?
11/28/2008 3:39:01 AM
#787249
DCoke
As far as conspiracy theories go, this kind of thing is better suited as fiction. Even paranoids can apply logic to some extent. This guy is just making shit up.
11/28/2008 5:42:10 AM
#1014238
Opopanax
If they have that technology, why not just make it look like a human and observe directly?
8/29/2009 8:17:12 AM
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