Pule Thamex

Well just look at the limited capacity of your brain. It obviously has a basic functionality to keep you breathing and provides some ability to interpret basic sensory input, but that's about as far as it goes. You probably come from a long line of stupid and, undoubtedly, if you breed you'll pass that stupid on, if you haven't already.

Eventually, it's possible that in thousands of years there will be a new species of human, which you will have helped to generate. Of course, they will be very stupid indeed and extremely gullible; beyond even the wildest dreams of todays mammon-loving pastors.

Just think, you Chris are helping to found a new species, Homo fundamentalus.

3/7/2009 9:54:15 PM

FSMpirate

@Pule Thamex

Yeah, this doesn't need much more attention. More stupid asses on the way... hurray... woo...

11/30/2009 10:21:39 AM

Canadiest

They can tell their age by documented mamalian growth patterns. Hint, No mammals lived to be 900 years

11/30/2009 4:13:20 PM

Angua

Yes, because all the hominid fossils we've uncovered are really just "deformed monkeys." Then the question becomes, how come there were so freaking many of these "deformed monkeys" out there that happened to fossilize? I mean, you do realize the probability of any given living thing fossilizing is quite low, right? And the chances then that all our hominid fossils are just "deformed monkeys" (odd how so many of them are deformed in the same way and look closer to human that monkey) are therefore really low. Really, really low.

11/30/2009 5:56:20 PM