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*Obama administration reveals plans to advance gay agenda*

Why don't we just make pot legal, legalize sex with minors and heck, throw in a free pony for everyone while we're at it? As many of us as are praying for him I know God is making himself known to the man, but he must be well and truly lost. Keep praying!
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...and let you marry the pony...
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I was going to make a cruder remark about relations with farm animals, but decided against it. Until now.

many, RR 81 Comments [11/29/2008 1:38:30 PM]
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Aethernaut

Pot legal sure! Regulate it and tax sales, profit galore! Minors and animals are not consenting adults, so you fail miserably with that part of the argument. What 2 (or more) adults do behind closed doors is none of your fucking business.

11/29/2008 1:41:45 PM

Stormy1x2

What IS this fixation these people have on sex with animals? And you say OUR minds are in the gutter??

11/29/2008 1:42:52 PM

Psittacosis

Ponyfuckers for Jesus.

11/29/2008 1:46:43 PM

Einherjar

Well, the bit about legalizing Marijuana was a good idea at least

11/29/2008 1:48:56 PM

Ambrielle

I want a pony. In a nice way of course.

11/29/2008 1:49:48 PM

HoJuSimpson

Dunno what any of that has to do with 2 adults in a relationship that both consent and are not related.

11/29/2008 1:53:54 PM

aaa

Slippery slope much?

11/29/2008 1:59:17 PM

Duck On Skates

Isn't it interesting how a fundie's mind goes to perverted things? Legalizing pot would be a good idea since the war on drugs has never worked and never will.

11/29/2008 2:00:00 PM

Canadia

Well now you just made me want to vote for Obama again.

11/29/2008 2:09:14 PM

484

We should totally make pot legal

11/29/2008 2:13:03 PM



You know fundies do seem to think a lot more than normal people about sex with animals and with children. I wonder if it has some of attraction to people of that particular religious BENT. I don't know any of my atheist, agnostic, moderate Christian or friends of any other faith who ever talk about that, heterosexual or homosexual. Does being a fundie Christian lead to perveted fantasies? I mean they already have fantasies projecting nonsense about rapture into the Holy Bible so I guess projecting your own demented fantasies onto others is easy after thaat.

11/29/2008 2:13:12 PM

Atheist In A Foxhole

Fucking strawman wielding idiot.

11/29/2008 2:15:15 PM

Zipperback

I like that last line the best. It's sort of like...

"At first I wasn't going to be an asshole, but then I totally was!!!"

11/29/2008 2:26:51 PM

Tomby Stone

Oh so you're typing words into a keyboard are ya, many ?? By all means go right ahead. Why even stop there ?? Why not tie a hooker down, cut a hole in her stomach and finger her guts while she screams in agony ?? Why not decapitate a baby and use it to play baseball, the head being the ball and the torso the bat ??? Why not stick your penis in the anus of a rabid pitbull and run around with a pissed off dog stuck on your cock pushing it into the faces of children until it mauls them in a confused, butthurt rage ???

Seeeee ?? I can use a scapegoat to vicariously mentally experience my darkest fantasies too.

11/29/2008 2:29:35 PM

The Anti-Fundie

Legalising pot is a great idea. With the economy the way it is we need all the money-spinning ideas we can get.

11/29/2008 2:33:09 PM



Pot should never have been criminalized to begin with. The entire war on drugs is STUPID as all hell. Minors, by definition, cannot give consent to sex or to marriage. Neither can animals. This makes pedophilia and bestiality entirely dissimilar to relationships involving consenting adults. It's not hard to understand, creep.

While we're discussing this, why are you guys always bringing up really weird and disgusting fetishes like bestiality? I don't think a week goes by that I don't see a fundy talking about bestiality. What's going on here?

11/29/2008 2:42:23 PM

John

And while we're at it, why don't we allow dumping PCBs in the river and accelerated tax depreciation on farm equipment? They have just as much logical connection to gay rights as ponies and sex with minors.

11/29/2008 2:48:41 PM

LOLWUT

Why are these people so disgusted with freedom and civil rights? Oh right, they're not progressives.

11/29/2008 2:58:20 PM




11/29/2008 3:18:35 PM

Siberia

Hey, can I still have the pony without the whole bestiality deal?

11/29/2008 3:22:29 PM

Zemyla

These people must think that the slippery slope is like a waterslide, judging by how fun they find it.

11/29/2008 3:38:56 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

True to form, the fundimentally retarded just can't stop thinking about perverted sex acts. These people are just plain nasty.

11/29/2008 3:39:32 PM

freako104

That slope is slippery and homosexual marriage will have nothing to do with any of those things.

11/29/2008 3:41:36 PM

colonel catastrophe

Actually, the potential tax revenues that could be realized by legalizing pot would be quite substantial. I don't think it should be ruled out yet... Also, opiates are some of the best pain killers out there. In small doses, they are not addictive and could really help a lot of people. Just a thought...

11/29/2008 3:42:41 PM

werewolf

Legalize pot? Sure. Child abuse is a crime, so no on the second part. You can keep the pony.

11/29/2008 3:48:05 PM
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