*Obama administration reveals plans to advance gay agenda*
Why don't we just make pot legal, legalize sex with minors and heck, throw in a free pony for everyone while we're at it? As many of us as are praying for him I know God is making himself known to the man, but he must be well and truly lost. Keep praying!
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Pot legal sure! Regulate it and tax sales, profit galore! Minors and animals are not consenting adults, so you fail miserably with that part of the argument. What 2 (or more) adults do behind closed doors is none of your fucking business.
You know fundies do seem to think a lot more than normal people about sex with animals and with children. I wonder if it has some of attraction to people of that particular religious BENT. I don't know any of my atheist, agnostic, moderate Christian or friends of any other faith who ever talk about that, heterosexual or homosexual. Does being a fundie Christian lead to perveted fantasies? I mean they already have fantasies projecting nonsense about rapture into the Holy Bible so I guess projecting your own demented fantasies onto others is easy after thaat.
I like that last line the best. It's sort of like...
"At first I wasn't going to be an asshole, but then I totally was!!!"
Oh so you're typing words into a keyboard are ya, many ?? By all means go right ahead. Why even stop there ?? Why not tie a hooker down, cut a hole in her stomach and finger her guts while she screams in agony ?? Why not decapitate a baby and use it to play baseball, the head being the ball and the torso the bat ??? Why not stick your penis in the anus of a rabid pitbull and run around with a pissed off dog stuck on your cock pushing it into the faces of children until it mauls them in a confused, butthurt rage ???
Seeeee ?? I can use a scapegoat to vicariously mentally experience my darkest fantasies too.
Pot should never have been criminalized to begin with. The entire war on drugs is STUPID as all hell. Minors, by definition, cannot give consent to sex or to marriage. Neither can animals. This makes pedophilia and bestiality entirely dissimilar to relationships involving consenting adults. It's not hard to understand, creep.
While we're discussing this, why are you guys always bringing up really weird and disgusting fetishes like bestiality? I don't think a week goes by that I don't see a fundy talking about bestiality. What's going on here?
Actually, the potential tax revenues that could be realized by legalizing pot would be quite substantial. I don't think it should be ruled out yet... Also, opiates are some of the best pain killers out there. In small doses, they are not addictive and could really help a lot of people. Just a thought...
Hm,
Why don't we just make pot legal, legalize sex with minors and heck, throw in a free pony for everyone while we're at it?
You can keep the minor, but I'm definitely ready to saddle up and blast up.
Pot SHOULD be legal, at least for medical purposes (however, I believe that if the government put the same or similar restrictions on weed that they do on alcohol, it would be alright). Only fundies want to marry minors. And I like the free ponies idea. My daughter would love one. However, Obama isn't planning any of this.
C-O-N-S-E-N-T, FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME~
As for the pot thing, hell yeah.
Legalising pot would be a good idea.
As for the pony - yay gimme gimme gimme!
Not to have sex with though, you sick freaks :p
Yet another fundie bestiality reference. What is it with these people and animal sex? And pedophiles, too.
I swear, these people spend more time thinking about raping animals and children than actual pedophiles and zoophiles do.
Go ahead and legalize pot. It's safer than alcohol.
here we go again.... consent, consent, consent, consent, consent.
I find it mighty disturbing that, upon recieveing a pony, the first thing that would cross your mind would be to have sex with it...
Pot? Why not? Bet all those people puking their guts up from chemo and radiation would like that. Let's see: Pot is easy to grow, prolific so therefore it would be cheap. Oh my! What would happen to the $50.00 pill (my father had these) that barely works for chemo/radiation nausea and vomiting? The drug companies would lose a ton of $$ if legalized. My 88 year old father-in-law was for the legalization of pot. He died sometime back. He was a Yale graduate so he wasn't a dumb arse like you. You're equating pot with the counterculture so it's as evil as it gets according to your ilk. It's illegal because of the pharmaceutical lobby and not because it's harmful to humans.
Wtf is all this shit about a "gay agenda?"
Do you think they're globally organized or something?
(I vote yes on legalized pot and ponies.)
I'll take the pony...and the pot, for that matter. I'll leave the intercourse-with-minors thing to other minors...like 16 year olds having sex with their 17 year old boyfriends, for example. And for the thousandth time, what the blue fuck does bestiality have to do with homosexuality? Unless my cousin Matt's boyfriend is secretly a chinchilla, I don't see the parallel.
"Why don't we just make pot legal,"
That's a good question. It would be an excellent cash crop for our dwindling economy and it would take the market away from the gangs.
"legalize sex with minors"
Careful, you might break your neck on that slippery slope.
"and heck, throw in a free pony for everyone while we're at it?"
I'll take that free pony, I love free stuff.
Right, why don't you fuckers fight to legalize sex with minors?
"God has a plan for marriage and this isn't it." "Allowing this kind of marriage will pave the way for all sorts of moral depravity." Comments from the 1960s on the interracial marriage of one man and one woman -- Mildred Jeter and Richard Loving.
@dg: I was to some extent exaggerating (I also don't believe that everyone who lives outside of city limits is an incestuous, zoophilic fundie) and living in the EU I know what a Charlie Foxtrot farm subsidies can be. I was referring to the federal spending map that did the rounds on the internet, and colour-coded red and blue it did quite closely resemble a certain other map.
I have seen several news conferences given by the president-elect recently, and I haven't heard a word about "the gay agenda" so I'd really like to know what they're talking about here. Plus Obama supports civil unions, not gay marriages, so I am doubly curious.
I am amused, though, by the assertion that "As many of us as are praying for him I know God is making himself known to the man." Yeah, praying for him not to be elected worked so well, for sure your current crop of knee-bashing will be fruitful.
OOOOOHHHHH I wanna pony ride!!
You do realize that bestiality is legal in a few states and only a misdemeanour in most. Minors (under 21) can have sex, and the war on drugs is a losing battle.
So yeah, I'm all for it.
What the fuck?
... ::shakes head::
I'm too lazy to find my previous comment (SRY!!) but yeah -- Prohibition needs to end. Now. Prohibition (in all forms) has done nothing but hurt people, and waste money incarcerating people who have done nothing but spark one up. Can someone explain to me just who is harmed when someone sparks up a J?
Informed consent, dearie, informed consent.
Every time I see Obama on the TV he says something about "God bless America". It seems he already knows about Him.
Confused?
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