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I have wondered why there aren't more suicides in unbelievers in general because life without Christ is so empty!

Robin, Rapture Ready 35 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#9334
Gadren

A classic example of modus tollens (p->q, -q therefore -p)...

If life without Christ is so empty, then there should be many suicides among unbelievers. There are not many suicides among unbelievers; thus, life without Christ is not so empty.

1/7/2006 8:55:27 PM

#9363
Darth Wang

Maybe it's because they're not brainwashed like you and don't need imaginary friends to be happy in life.

1/8/2006 1:34:46 AM

#345288
Mr. Saturday

I have a good computer, faithful friends, a loving family, a good job, and a nice place to eat every day. I'm getting a good education at a good university. I don't know about your life, but mine's anything but empty.

11/26/2007 10:28:23 PM

#345328
King Duncan

Because death is even emptier, stupid. Well, at least you didn't lie about the stats. Most fundies claim suicide rates are higher.

11/26/2007 11:34:16 PM

#345376
Altair

Apparently, Robin never learned how to connect the dots as a child.

11/27/2007 12:40:19 AM

#345388
Jake Steel

they read harry potter, play pokemon, talk to members of the opposite sex, dance, pay taxs (yes another jab at kent), are alowed to talk to children, give out candy on Halloween, watch tv.......I could go on for hours...

11/27/2007 1:19:19 AM

#345390
Jon

Try living without religion for a couple of years and find out what you're talking about.

11/27/2007 1:20:15 AM

#345392
approximate

Probably because we're not living to die and go to an imaginary Disneyland.

11/27/2007 1:25:25 AM

#378937
cyborgtroy

It would only be empty for you because you have no other reason to be.

1/11/2008 6:07:18 AM

#378939
anti-nonsense

Maybe because life without Jaysus isn't empty? Ever think of that?

Also, suicide is a stupid waste of one's one and only chance at life.

1/11/2008 6:10:13 AM

#421702
cyborgtroy

Life is not empty.

Did you sleep in today, Sunday morning?

I did.

3/2/2008 10:06:44 PM

#421709
ProudSecularist

Why aren't there more suicides in believers because they believe there is an afterlife?

3/2/2008 10:13:30 PM

#422474
canadiest

One of the things that makes an atheist come out and announce it is that they immediately stop wasting their time on "Christ-related" things. We resent the same old shit eating away at our time, life is about living.

3/3/2008 4:41:45 PM

#731518
aaa

We have better things to do.

10/22/2008 5:09:00 PM

#731684
GigaGuess

I've wondered why more believers don't, to hasten their arrival into the sweet hereafter. We believe this life is all we have, why would we want to end it prematurely? You guys are the ones that think all this is just heaven's waiting room.

10/22/2008 7:05:06 PM

#731717
El Guapo

Au contraire, mon frere! Life without Christ is awesome.

10/22/2008 7:19:08 PM

#732040
Darwin

Life without Christ is richer, because we're allowed to think.

10/22/2008 10:09:15 PM

#732066
a mind far far away

Wouldn't the fact that there AREN'T more suicides amonst unbelievers mean that their lives AREN'T that empty without Christ? I wonder if this rupture retard would ever understand such a thought...

10/22/2008 10:37:54 PM

#732227
Canadiest

Stop wondering. We only have one life and we know it. Why is that so hard to understand?

We also just don't want/need imaginary help

10/23/2008 1:00:07 AM

#965669
Tripper

Are you kidding?! Life without Christ is thousands of times better then life with Christ!

Back then, I had this morbid fear that Jesus was watching me taking a crap.

6/4/2009 12:13:15 PM

#965696
EvoPagan

The fact that there are not should tell you something....

6/4/2009 1:17:44 PM

#1008450


That pretty much answers your question. Non-christians aren´t necessarily less happy, no matter how much you want it to be.

8/18/2009 12:44:30 PM

#1046064
JSS

And life with Christ is wanting to commit suicide (ie: wanting the rapture to happen) but not following through.

10/29/2009 6:24:07 AM

#1046101
Dr. Shrinker

There would clearly be no point in explaining my life to you. I could tell you about the fulfillment I get from my family, my work, my friends and my hobbies. Whenever I do that, however, your lot just puffs out their chests, declares "you only think you're happy" and grins a smug little grin like you've actually proven something.

I will say this though: if I were suicidal, there are people I could talk to about it who would care. I would do the same for them. That is the benefit of putting relationships with people above an imagined relationship with a storybook character. I am sorry that you cannot understand that.

10/29/2009 8:57:18 AM

#1046106
JohnTheAtheist

It seems to me that there are more suicides in the name of religion then lack thereof.

Also, you are a stupid douchebag, I just wanted to be clear on that point.

10/29/2009 9:19:51 AM
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