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I have wondered why there aren't more suicides in unbelievers in general because life without Christ is so empty!

Robin, Rapture Ready 35 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Gadren

A classic example of modus tollens (p->q, -q therefore -p)...

If life without Christ is so empty, then there should be many suicides among unbelievers. There are not many suicides among unbelievers; thus, life without Christ is not so empty.

1/7/2006 8:55:27 PM

Darth Wang

Maybe it's because they're not brainwashed like you and don't need imaginary friends to be happy in life.

1/8/2006 1:34:46 AM

Mr. Saturday

I have a good computer, faithful friends, a loving family, a good job, and a nice place to eat every day. I'm getting a good education at a good university. I don't know about your life, but mine's anything but empty.

11/26/2007 10:28:23 PM

King Duncan

Because death is even emptier, stupid. Well, at least you didn't lie about the stats. Most fundies claim suicide rates are higher.

11/26/2007 11:34:16 PM

Altair

Apparently, Robin never learned how to connect the dots as a child.

11/27/2007 12:40:19 AM

Jake Steel

they read harry potter, play pokemon, talk to members of the opposite sex, dance, pay taxs (yes another jab at kent), are alowed to talk to children, give out candy on Halloween, watch tv.......I could go on for hours...

11/27/2007 1:19:19 AM

Jon

Try living without religion for a couple of years and find out what you're talking about.

11/27/2007 1:20:15 AM

approximate

Probably because we're not living to die and go to an imaginary Disneyland.

11/27/2007 1:25:25 AM

cyborgtroy

It would only be empty for you because you have no other reason to be.

1/11/2008 6:07:18 AM

anti-nonsense

Maybe because life without Jaysus isn't empty? Ever think of that?

Also, suicide is a stupid waste of one's one and only chance at life.

1/11/2008 6:10:13 AM

cyborgtroy

Life is not empty.

Did you sleep in today, Sunday morning?

I did.

3/2/2008 10:06:44 PM

ProudSecularist

Why aren't there more suicides in believers because they believe there is an afterlife?

3/2/2008 10:13:30 PM

canadiest

One of the things that makes an atheist come out and announce it is that they immediately stop wasting their time on "Christ-related" things. We resent the same old shit eating away at our time, life is about living.

3/3/2008 4:41:45 PM

aaa

We have better things to do.

10/22/2008 5:09:00 PM

GigaGuess

I've wondered why more believers don't, to hasten their arrival into the sweet hereafter. We believe this life is all we have, why would we want to end it prematurely? You guys are the ones that think all this is just heaven's waiting room.

10/22/2008 7:05:06 PM

El Guapo

Au contraire, mon frere! Life without Christ is awesome.

10/22/2008 7:19:08 PM

Darwin

Life without Christ is richer, because we're allowed to think.

10/22/2008 10:09:15 PM

a mind far far away

Wouldn't the fact that there AREN'T more suicides amonst unbelievers mean that their lives AREN'T that empty without Christ? I wonder if this rupture retard would ever understand such a thought...

10/22/2008 10:37:54 PM

Canadiest

Stop wondering. We only have one life and we know it. Why is that so hard to understand?

We also just don't want/need imaginary help

10/23/2008 1:00:07 AM

Tripper

Are you kidding?! Life without Christ is thousands of times better then life with Christ!

Back then, I had this morbid fear that Jesus was watching me taking a crap.

6/4/2009 12:13:15 PM

EvoPagan

The fact that there are not should tell you something....

6/4/2009 1:17:44 PM



That pretty much answers your question. Non-christians aren´t necessarily less happy, no matter how much you want it to be.

8/18/2009 12:44:30 PM

JSS

And life with Christ is wanting to commit suicide (ie: wanting the rapture to happen) but not following through.

10/29/2009 6:24:07 AM

Dr. Shrinker

There would clearly be no point in explaining my life to you. I could tell you about the fulfillment I get from my family, my work, my friends and my hobbies. Whenever I do that, however, your lot just puffs out their chests, declares "you only think you're happy" and grins a smug little grin like you've actually proven something.

I will say this though: if I were suicidal, there are people I could talk to about it who would care. I would do the same for them. That is the benefit of putting relationships with people above an imagined relationship with a storybook character. I am sorry that you cannot understand that.

10/29/2009 8:57:18 AM

JohnTheAtheist

It seems to me that there are more suicides in the name of religion then lack thereof.

Also, you are a stupid douchebag, I just wanted to be clear on that point.

10/29/2009 9:19:51 AM
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