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I have wondered why there aren't more suicides in unbelievers in general because life without Christ is so empty!
[11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
A classic example of modus tollens (p->q, -q therefore -p)...
If life without Christ is so empty, then there should be many suicides among unbelievers. There are not many suicides among unbelievers; thus, life without Christ is not so empty.
1/7/2006 8:55:27 PM
Maybe it's because they're not brainwashed like you and don't need imaginary friends to be happy in life.
1/8/2006 1:34:46 AM
I have a good computer, faithful friends, a loving family, a good job, and a nice place to eat every day. I'm getting a good education at a good university. I don't know about your life, but mine's anything but empty.
11/26/2007 10:28:23 PM
Because death is even emptier, stupid. Well, at least you didn't lie about the stats. Most fundies claim suicide rates are higher.
11/26/2007 11:34:16 PM
Apparently, Robin never learned how to connect the dots as a child.
11/27/2007 12:40:19 AM
they read harry potter, play pokemon, talk to members of the opposite sex, dance, pay taxs (yes another jab at kent), are alowed to talk to children, give out candy on Halloween, watch tv.......I could go on for hours...
11/27/2007 1:19:19 AM
Try living without religion for a couple of years and find out what you're talking about.
11/27/2007 1:20:15 AM
Probably because we're not living to die and go to an imaginary Disneyland.
11/27/2007 1:25:25 AM
It would only be empty for you because you have no other reason to be.
1/11/2008 6:07:18 AM
Maybe because life without Jaysus isn't empty? Ever think of that?
Also, suicide is a stupid waste of one's one and only chance at life.
1/11/2008 6:10:13 AM
Life is not empty.
Did you sleep in today, Sunday morning?
3/2/2008 10:06:44 PM
Why aren't there more suicides in believers because they believe there is an afterlife?
3/2/2008 10:13:30 PM
One of the things that makes an atheist come out and announce it is that they immediately stop wasting their time on "Christ-related" things. We resent the same old shit eating away at our time, life is about living.
3/3/2008 4:41:45 PM
We have better things to do.
10/22/2008 5:09:00 PM
I've wondered why more believers don't, to hasten their arrival into the sweet hereafter. We believe this life is all we have, why would we want to end it prematurely? You guys are the ones that think all this is just heaven's waiting room.
10/22/2008 7:05:06 PM
Au contraire, mon frere! Life without Christ is awesome.
10/22/2008 7:19:08 PM
Life without Christ is richer, because we're allowed to think.
10/22/2008 10:09:15 PM
a mind far far away
Wouldn't the fact that there AREN'T more suicides amonst unbelievers mean that their lives AREN'T that empty without Christ? I wonder if this rupture retard would ever understand such a thought...
10/22/2008 10:37:54 PM
Stop wondering. We only have one life and we know it. Why is that so hard to understand?
We also just don't want/need imaginary help
10/23/2008 1:00:07 AM
Are you kidding?! Life without Christ is thousands of times better then life
Back then, I had this morbid fear that Jesus was watching me taking a crap.
6/4/2009 12:13:15 PM
The fact that there are not should tell you something....
6/4/2009 1:17:44 PM
That pretty much answers your question. Non-christians aren´t necessarily less happy, no matter how much you want it to be.
8/18/2009 12:44:30 PM
And life with Christ is wanting to commit suicide (ie: wanting the rapture to happen) but not following through.
10/29/2009 6:24:07 AM
There would clearly be no point in explaining my life to you. I could tell you about the fulfillment I get from my family, my work, my friends and my hobbies. Whenever I do that, however, your lot just puffs out their chests, declares "you only think you're happy" and grins a smug little grin like you've actually proven something.
I will say this though: if I were suicidal, there are people I could talk to about it who would care. I would do the same for them. That is the benefit of putting relationships with people above an imagined relationship with a storybook character. I am sorry that you cannot understand that.
10/29/2009 8:57:18 AM
It seems to me that there are more suicides in the name of religion then lack thereof.
Also, you are a stupid douchebag, I just wanted to be clear on that point.
10/29/2009 9:19:51 AM