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[Referring to the movie “Evan Almighty” which features a black actor as God]

Where is the humor to be found in this? I suppose the producers of this film are banking on the return of Morgan Freeman, as a nasty talking, ghetto-acting, colored Lord and Savior, will appeal to enough people to fill the theaters.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 54 Comments [11/28/2008 6:31:57 PM]
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"Where is the humor to be found in this?"

Actually, there wasn't a lot of humor in that movie. I'll give you that one. Morgan Freeman is awesome, though.


On a related note, this may be the first time I've ever seen David criticize another man for anything (in this case, simply having the "wrong" skin color). Usually he only slams young female singers like Miley Cyrus and Carrie Underwood for dressing "slutty" or something like that.

11/28/2008 6:58:25 PM

Antichrist

Because we all know that Jesus is a Germanic god, just like all the paintings.

Idjut.

11/28/2008 7:09:35 PM

aaa

Dave is just getting crazier by the day.

11/28/2008 7:21:47 PM

Mark

Damn straight -- actors don't get any classier than Mr Freeman. I can totally see him as our saviour.

Hmm... Morgan sounds an awful lot like Gordon. Has Morgan Freeman been out there saving us from Head Crabs and The Combine? He's never denied it, so I'm forced to assume that he has.

11/28/2008 7:29:54 PM

Delirium

I am still holding out hope that David J. Stewart is a parody, like Landover Baptist.

11/28/2008 8:42:59 PM

Rallymodeller

Morgan Freeman ghetto-acting? Morgan FREEMAN?

We are talking about Morgan Freeman the Academy Award winner, right?

11/28/2008 8:48:27 PM

Mortok

Oh boy. Looks like the focus of Dave's scary sex obsessions has shifted from underage girls to black men.

11/28/2008 10:31:59 PM



"Morgan Freeman, as a nasty talking, ghetto-acting..."

Wow...just...wow.

11/28/2008 11:36:51 PM

Yama the Space Fish

Is this a pseudonym for David Duke?

11/29/2008 2:37:35 AM

Fdragon

Why? Well he is a good actor. Why else?

11/29/2008 2:37:59 AM

gorm_sionnach

Yes, one of the actors who is sought after for his, smooth baritone voice as a narrator is going to ghetto it up? Twit.

11/29/2008 5:06:39 AM

WMDKitty

I suppose he hated "Dogma" as well, for portraying God as female.

11/29/2008 5:07:40 AM

Delirium

@ Yama

Check out the rest of this guy's site. He is a psychological goldmine. He has a creepy obsession with underage girls and buys into every conspiracy theory under the sun.

11/29/2008 1:50:15 PM

IanC

Morgan Freeman... ghetto acting?

He must be talking about a different Morgan Freeman. MUST BE.

11/29/2008 6:11:09 PM

Yama the Space Fish

Oh, so he's actually David Lane, then. I thought your sister dealt with him already.

11/29/2008 7:29:38 PM

LadyJafaria

WMDKitty, God in Dogma was not only female but portrayed by a female musician, and we all know how Dave feels about those...

11/29/2008 8:18:11 PM

Jay-Sus

@LadyJafaria: But God in Dogma wasn't underage.

11/29/2008 8:29:39 PM

Yama the Space Fish

Wonder what he'd say if God was actually depicted as a small child.

11/29/2008 11:35:05 PM



"as a nasty talking, ghetto-acting"

What the fuck are you talking about? Morgan Freeman? This has to be a joke. Just when I thought Jesus-is-Savior couldn't get any worse.

11/30/2008 5:36:32 AM

Shadoboy

Translation: "HOW DARE THEY PORTRAY GOD AS A FILTHY NIGGER?!"

11/30/2008 6:30:37 AM

anonymous

Yeah God should be Middle Eastern, to reflect his nation of origin.

11/30/2008 7:58:07 AM



Of course, it has to be a filthy rich and hypocrite like Bush, and most importantly, WHITE.

12/30/2008 11:22:26 PM

mike-mike

lol

u r lvl retarded

1/4/2009 4:53:52 AM

heartbrokenbrad

no man. it was all just to get the ghetto psyced up for messiah obama.lol.

1/7/2009 12:44:07 AM

ALLAH AKBAR

Well...His son was Jewish...*gasp*

1/7/2009 6:10:10 AM
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