David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior

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[Referring to the movie “Evan Almighty” which features a black actor as God]

Where is the humor to be found in this? I suppose the producers of this film are banking on the return of Morgan Freeman, as a nasty talking, ghetto-acting, colored Lord and Savior, will appeal to enough people to fill the theaters.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 54 Comments [11/28/2008 6:31:57 PM]
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#845035

Yeah how stupid - a black God.
What will they think of next? A female deity? Everyone knows God has a penis and that the MEN that wrote the Bible knew this.

1/9/2009 1:43:27 AM

#846164

Wait a minute...ghetto acting? The embodiment of dignity? You racist, David. You were a lot more fun when yiyr hate only extended to 99% of the universe.

Plainly he's never seen the movie, he just fills in his "worst" assumptions from the commercials. I swear, this crank was born 70 years old. He's addicted to his moral superiority.

1/10/2009 3:49:09 AM

#847588

Punchybird

I love the fact that people think that they can coment on the context of a movie that they apparently have never seen.

1/11/2009 11:06:01 PM

#849326

David the Theologian

Two facts about God - She's black. :-)

1/13/2009 9:36:04 AM

#852939

Topaz_witch

OMG, I'd love to hear his spew on the new president.
p.s his site is a riot! I fell out of my chair laughing.

1/15/2009 7:02:44 PM

#854173

Joe-Bob

Morgan Freeman has better diction than I do!

1/16/2009 3:44:35 PM

#854812

panda_queen

I don't believe anyone should act as "God" whether it's a movie or....as a god....it's disrespectful...no one is as God.....and he's only pointing out, the producers wanted to make the movie to where all audiences will like it...

If you want to get deep, the truth is that Jesus was all races. Jesus is a descendant of King David, and David marrid a black woman ,Bethsheba, they had solomon and so on....Jesus is somewhat black and jewish...and other races......pretty cool huh?

1/17/2009 4:41:28 AM

#854813

panda_queen

moses married a black woman also....

1/17/2009 4:42:22 AM

#855930

Zebraboar

wooooooooow

1/18/2009 12:20:48 AM

#860115

Mr. Vorhias

Nasty talking and ghetto acting?

Did you even SEE the movie?

No wait for that matter have you ever even SEEN ANYTHING WITH MORGAN FREEMAN IN IT?

1/20/2009 10:44:20 PM

#861319

God

@David J. Stewart:
Fuck you.

1/21/2009 3:51:20 PM

#870522

Tiny Jeebus

"...nasty talking, ghetto-acting, colored..." You mean the real god isn't?

1/27/2009 5:11:17 PM

#876130

Ian

YOU SHALL BOW DOWN OR FACE THE JUDGEMENT OF MORGAN FREEMAN!

1/31/2009 1:29:27 AM

#898670

Iczer-04

Ahahahahahahahahaa! :::Breaths in::: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! This guy is missing a few Screws...

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