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Is it possible that God is actually an alien being?
And Heaven is an actual planet or solar system somewhere in the universe? And these alien beings are so far advanced that their abilities are far beyond our comprehension? That earth was populated by that culture in their image and angels are actually the names of those beings who are sent here to observe and look over us? That alien life that's been documented in ufo sightings are those entities that come back to somehow extract the souls of the dead and take them back to where they come from? That everything that the bible tells of is due to actual events committed by alien life? Any plausibility to this theory?

Johnny G, Yahoo Answers 12 Comments [11/28/2008 6:23:04 PM]
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WTF?! || meh


You are David Icke and I claim my £5.

11/28/2008 6:27:54 PM

In response to your last question: No, but your story is a hell of a lot less brutal and violent than the Biblical stories.

11/28/2008 6:55:29 PM



11/28/2008 7:12:49 PM


About as much plausibility of any other explanation of the bible.

11/28/2008 7:47:33 PM

This isn't much crazier than any of the mainstream, official religions.

11/28/2008 11:38:25 PM


You know, the Mormons actually believe this. It is slightly less crazy than their claims of pre-Columbian American riding horses.


11/29/2008 2:00:15 PM


It's not even remotely possible. Now shut up.

11/30/2008 7:40:41 AM


That was the plot of my science fiction novel!

12/3/2008 10:25:32 PM

I prefer him to be a guy with a beard. Honestly.

12/30/2008 11:39:42 PM


well if the bible tell what this "alien god" did in the earth so I suppose that these aliens are the Orks from Warhammer 40K

9/29/2009 4:47:51 PM

Space Lizard

To be fair, this is equally plausible as the existence of the Christian God.

2/28/2010 9:35:52 AM


This is the best explanation I've ever heard for the bible, sadly.

7/13/2010 11:20:51 PM