I also feel like you do. That this is our last Thanksgiving and Christmas as we know it.
I just can not explain what I am talking about to most people. Even my son, who is getting his dual master's degree in Theology and the Ministry can not understand what I am talking about. We were up until 2 am last evening talking about end time events and Israel and why I feel this way.
He said that it could be just that this area is where my "calling" is centered, and maybe he doesn't feel like I do because his calling is more for teaching. I just don't understand why more Christians are jumping up and down with anticipation like I am and most here.
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my son, who is getting his dual master's degree in Theology and the Ministry
"I also feel like you do. That this is our last Thanksgiving and Christmas as we know it."
Rapture Ready seems to have a never ending supply of hyperbole.
"I just can not explain what I am talking about to most people."
Takes a special kind of crazy I suppose.
"Even my son, who is getting his dual master's degree in Theology and the Ministry can not understand what I am talking about."
Theology and Ministry? Isn't that like a dual degree in speculation and bullshit?
"We were up until 2 am last evening talking about end time events and Israel and why I feel this way."
Time better spent doing damned near anything.
Even my son, who is getting his dual master's degree in Theology and the Ministry can not understand what I am talking about
Probably because you're an idiot.
From the thread:Many of us here in RR expected previous Christmases to be the last, and yet, as of the time of this writing, we are still here. Still, this one has an indescribable feeling of finality about it.
Uh huh. Yet that "indescribable feeling" that you KNOW you felt those other times somehow doesn't count.
I would suggest this person to either empty their bladder or get psychological treatment.
HoJu Simpson, I agree. Every year the Crapture'tards claim "this is it! I mean this is *really* it!" They were saying back in June that they were not buying Xmas presents early this year because they believed they would not be here to see Dec. 25th. Well, now they're claiming they have bitten the bullet, tried to understand "why the lord tarries" and have put up a tree and bought presents. But they're convinced this is the last time they'll ever do that.
Oh, they were also convinced they would be raptured prior to the election, and now they're all butt hurt over still being alive to see Obama take Office.
Your son loves you and is trying to figure out how to tell you that he is a REAL Christian, reads the Bible, and knows three things that you don't. One, Rapture isn't in the Bible, two, Rapture is a cult concept, and three, you define Christianity by a non-Scriptural 19th century fantasy which makes most Christians think you are a nut(which is why more Christians aren't "jumping up and down in anticipation").
I toasted the New Year in 1988, when the wackies said the world would end in 1987, and laughed my ass off.
I toasted the New Year in 2000...and again, I did it laughing at the morons that said the end of the world would begin in 1999.
Looks like I'll be doing the same when I'm toasting in 2010, Chickie. Ditto with 2013, too.
Oh BTW...is your last name 'Little'?
"this is our last Thanksgiving and Christmas as we know it"
Why? Are you moving?
"I just can not explain what I am talking about to most people"
Nonsense normally is. Have you tried using gibberish.
"Even my son, who is getting his dual master's degree in Theology and the Ministry can not understand what I am talking about"
See? Intelligence and education are mutually exclusive of fairy tales and bullshit.
"I just don't understand why more Christians are jumping up and down with anticipation like I am and most here"
Because most people, including most christians, aren't mentally ill. Seek professional help immediately.
He said that it could be just that this area is where my "calling" is centered, and maybe he doesn't feel like I do because his calling is more for teaching. I just don't understand why more Christians are jumping up and down with anticipation like I am and most here.
Maybe because the vats majority of Christians aren't as bat sh!t fcuking insane as you and your suicidal buddies?
@KT
2008: "I also feel like you do. That this is our last Thanksgiving and Christmas as we know it."
How were the Christmases & Thanksgivings then & in 2009? If your answer is the one I'd expect to be the only one, you've not only destroyed your own argument, but also the credibility of your 'beliefs' and 'faith' in such, but also the credibility of the whole concept of a (C)Rapture, but proved we Atheists right. Please excuse my gloating, but I hate being proved right.
[/smug & superior]
Let me know how Thanksgiving & Christmas went on this year, mm'kay?
[/rubbing salt in wound]
@Sasha
"How sad to live your entire life like it's the day before Christmas and Christmas never comes."
Well, it seems that Andy Park has one up on Chickenshit5516, then. Or 365 (or 364 at least!)
"Even my son, who is getting his dual master's degree in Theology and the Ministry can not understand what I am talking about."
I bet he wouldn't question Mr. Park's motives ('hey, you crazy, eccentric Brits!'), compared to you , who doesn't understand what you are talking about.
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