Well, fortunately my having a vajayjay precludes me from becoming a leader in your Church anyway, so I guess I'm ok :)
4/15/2007 11:32:00 PM
You mean like Ted Haggard?
4/15/2007 11:37:43 PM
And a pedophile becoming a pastor or priest...well, that could NEVER happen..
4/16/2007 12:52:11 AM
I can't imagine that happening...
2/4/2008 11:40:05 AM
Yeah. This one is almost too easy. Ya think maybe Poe?
7/16/2008 3:45:18 AM
What really offends me is your insistance on shortening words like "to" and "be".
7/16/2008 4:04:38 AM
but someone who openly accepts homosexuality and still calls himself a Christian and wants 2 b elevated in a position of leadership would b like allowing a pedophile to become a childrens pastor.
Really, though. As long as he's not alone with the children, what's the problem?
10/18/2008 9:25:29 AM
/would b like allowing a pedophile to become a childrens pastor./
Ah... *raises finger, but decides not to take the bait*
10/18/2008 5:00:31 PM
Which is different from your usual standards... how?
10/18/2008 5:07:08 PM
yeah but... don't most pedophiles become pastors?
8/1/2009 10:37:52 PM
That is a poor simile. Try again, and this time be coherent and spell properly if you want to be taken seriously. Not that anybody ever will take you seriously when you spew such nonsense onto my interwebz.
8/1/2009 10:54:13 PM
This has to be a Poe, come on, priests aren't pedophiles now?
8/1/2009 11:12:16 PM
Isn't pederasty one of those, um, pastoral, recruiting tools?
8/1/2009 11:17:08 PM
Just what the catholic church did...
4/28/2012 10:15:43 AM
And you do that all the time! Google "Pastor molests children". So I guess that means you'd be fine with a Christian who accepts homosexuality.
4/28/2012 11:21:17 AM
Usually any words coupled with the term "No offense intended" are brutally offensive. This is a perfect example.
8/12/2012 8:39:22 PM