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(In response to many females saying it's painful to have sex without intercourse. Kohl the Krazy Katholic weighs in)

If the problem is only that it is painful for many of you if you are not wet, perhaps you are called to suffer a little, in the act, as part and parcel to your suffering in the birth of the child, i believe that sex even within marriage always has in it at least some sin, venial if done out of duty, sex since the fall is to prone to lust which we cannot control in our fallen state, thus sin is virtually inevitable, yet this the dirty deed, is also permissible as we some are also called to be fruitful.

Kohl, Myspace 72 Comments [11/29/2008 4:33:41 PM]
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Aethernaut

Ugh. The self-loathing and hatred for humanity that some of these religion deluded souls suffer from is pretty fucking sickening.

11/29/2008 4:43:15 PM



Ahh, the life of a sexually-repressed fundie.

11/29/2008 4:43:31 PM

Empress

Pretty sure the intro was supposed to read: "painful to have sex without foreplay"

As to the quote, what is it with you fundies hating on anything pleasurable, and also your misogyny? Supposedly your god made us the way we are. Why are we supposed to ignore what makes us happy and feel good? Moron.

11/29/2008 4:45:15 PM

aaa

When was the last time you had sex?

11/29/2008 4:45:25 PM

Bad Influence

What the fuck is wrong with you?

11/29/2008 4:47:51 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

aaa - I doubt if this one has even had sex the first time.

11/29/2008 4:48:42 PM

Shadoboy

Let me guess, bitter virgin?

11/29/2008 4:55:23 PM

Beeblebrox

It's this shame-based approach that has caused teenagers, boys and girls, to hate and despise themselves merely for having normal sexual urges.

11/29/2008 4:55:31 PM

Clown

Kohl, there is nothing better when man and a woman, who love each other... Why bother? How could he know anything about it?

Sorry, forget that I said anything. You are completely ri... (G0d chokes me, and...)

11/29/2008 4:57:46 PM

Philbert McAdamia

prone to lust which we cannot control in our fallen state, thus sin is virtually inevitable,

Well, why worry about it, then?

11/29/2008 5:02:45 PM

G0d

He'll be back in half an hour, I hath something to teach thee. *winks*

11/29/2008 5:02:58 PM

a mind far far away

Sex, you're doing it wrong (as if anyone expected a fundy to do it right).

11/29/2008 5:17:47 PM

lauren

lmao

11/29/2008 5:23:21 PM

Princess Rot

It's funny though, isn't it how men never have to suffer for their sexual urges?

11/29/2008 5:32:07 PM

Route666

Well if you can get dh or d-bf to eat sum you know what (pussy), you will bee plenty wet by teh time it is inserted, the penis that is.

Teh wikked lil tongue has more uses than just speaking and tasting.

11/29/2008 5:57:37 PM

Moondog

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
I had sex with my wife.

11/29/2008 6:03:00 PM

Clown

Route666: as G0d just taught me :) Amazing! Are you and her sharing thoughts?

Kohl, I feel so much pitty for you. You don't know what you're missing.

11/29/2008 6:05:14 PM



How the fuck do you have sex without intercourse?

11/29/2008 6:05:14 PM

IanC

fuck, just fuck.

Urgh. I feel a bit sick.

11/29/2008 6:07:10 PM

El Zorro

Perhaps Kohl is just bad in bed and have to blame it on something.

11/29/2008 6:33:04 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

So God gave us a clitoris just to mess with us?

11/29/2008 6:37:52 PM

Berny

I read the thread.
Kohl rhymes with troll for a reason.

11/29/2008 6:43:53 PM

Grigadil

Find a good editor, Trohl. That was the most ludicrous abortion of a sentence I ever read.

11/29/2008 6:51:53 PM



I get the feeling Kohl is a bit sheltered and perhaps in training for the priesthood and knows nothing about women.

11/29/2008 6:58:02 PM



awwwww, are we not getting any?

11/29/2008 7:05:37 PM
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