(In response to many females saying it's painful to have sex without intercourse. Kohl the Krazy Katholic weighs in)
If the problem is only that it is painful for many of you if you are not wet, perhaps you are called to suffer a little, in the act, as part and parcel to your suffering in the birth of the child, i believe that sex even within marriage always has in it at least some sin, venial if done out of duty, sex since the fall is to prone to lust which we cannot control in our fallen state, thus sin is virtually inevitable, yet this the dirty deed, is also permissible as we some are also called to be fruitful.
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Pretty sure the intro was supposed to read: "painful to have sex without foreplay "
As to the quote, what is it with you fundies hating on anything pleasurable, and also your misogyny? Supposedly your god made us the way we are. Why are we supposed to ignore what makes us happy and feel good? Moron.
Kohl, there is nothing better when man and a woman, who love each other... Why bother? How could he know anything about it?
Sorry, forget that I said anything. You are completely ri... (G0d chokes me, and...)
prone to lust which we cannot control in our fallen state, thus sin is virtually inevitable,
Well, why worry about it, then?
Well if you can get dh or d-bf to eat sum you know what (pussy), you will bee plenty wet by teh time it is inserted, the penis that is.
Teh wikked lil tongue has more uses than just speaking and tasting.
Route666: as G0d just taught me :) Amazing! Are you and her sharing thoughts?
Kohl, I feel so much pitty for you. You don't know what you're missing.
fuck, just fuck.
Urgh. I feel a bit sick.
Can you possibly learn to use a period, a period is meant to separate different sentences, this needs a few periods already, this should not all be in one sentence, I don't understand why you do not know this, doesn't it sound weird to you, anyway what you wrote is stupid, it makes no sense, sex is for love and is not religion, if sex always has some sin you are all sinners and will go to hell.
Again, Kohl, learn grammar.
You claim to be a Catholic, fine, but don't pretend the Catholic church teaches this crap - it DOESN'T. It's sad that the Middle Ages had a more enlightened attitude toward sexuality than these people...
WTF...this guy has some messed up theology!
UGH! Seriously, some KY, a little patience...
Grammar, learn it! Seriously, his only full stop is at the end.
No wonder he is so ill informed about the body and sex
Now, I'm pretty relaxed. I'm not commenting on this stuff. I just asked a friend of mine to read this, and she said "let me nail that guy's ears on the door." *sigh* she's usually such a mellow young lady. I suppose I would feel stronger about this too if I weren't under such heavy sedation!
Sex is a sin, but not having sex is a sin. I miss Catholicism*, I really do.
* Or at least the pre-Vatican-II, pre-Council-of-Trent stuff my parish taught.
Doh!
I'm sorry guys! That was supposed to read 'without foreplay'.
Kohl's description pretty much confirms my typo though.
Forgive me, I was just so bewildered when I first read it that I immediately rushed here and typed like a madman. It was just pure fundie gold.
Anyway, most of you got it. If an admin could change the quote, it might have a chance of making the top 100.
So how do I get an admin to change the quote?
If you think your lust is beyond your control, this is just a poor excuse, so if yiou believe that sex is sin stop having any.
I assume that many women (i.e. exactly those who have painful sexual experiences because you don´t even try to make it pleasurable for them) will be thankful if you stay abstinent ;)
Dg, he still believes in corporal mortification.
The man is a goldmine of lulz. He also doesn't believe in freedom of religion.
He has repeatedly said that he would impose a state religion if he were in control, and he would punish anyone who believed otherwise.
He's a complete nutjob. I'm surprised there aren't hundreds of more quotes by him on here.
Astroglide + girl on top, ladies.
And Kohl, I believe you probably couldn't handle a woman properly and that's why none has given you a chance. Of course she lays there and waits for it to be over, you're terrible. Saying it's supposed to be that way because "God wants it to be awful" is a lame, lame, LAME cop-out.
WTF wrote
this guy has some messed up theology!
Ah, no. God's curse on women is right there in Genesis 3:16 in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children
i believe that sex even within marriage always has in it at least some sin, venial if done out of duty,
Eh? It's your duty to sin now?
Oh wow, so periods and childbirth isn't enough? We have to suffer during sex too?
Fuck off and die in a fire, you prick.
Sex, damn if you do - damn if you don't! So, since you are between a rock and hard place, do it right at least.
I guess it's biblical correct to have women suffer, since women are "the root of all evil" and men are totally defenceless when it comes to these stumbling blocks! Poor men, why did your god not equip you with some common sense and self control? Instead you have the urge to control everybody and everything around you - and you are lousy lovers!
In your case I would suggest - become a monk!
@Poppy Pomfrey:
"In your case I would suggest - become a monk!"
Excellent idea! Not like taking a vow of chastity would change much for him, and the rest of the world would be quite relieved if he took a vow of silence (of course, it would have to include electronic communications).
Perhaps he could find a nice cave and become an hermit :P
Or maybe you wouldn't know how to make a woman happy if she came with a fucking instruction manual.
Sorry, I made the mistake of thinking you cared.
If you're not wet, you're probably not into it, and, therefore, shouldn't be sexing.
One can now see why - especially during army service in WWII - Spike Milligan became a lapsed Catholic.
'Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion!'
-Spike Milligan
"yet this the dirty deed, is also permissible as we some are also called to be fruit ful.'
So there's the whole fundie opposition to 'Gay Sex' thing completely fucked then. [/hyper-sarcasm]
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