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Athien= atheistic alien
7/9/2007 4:01:13 PM
WTF is an "athein"?
7/9/2007 4:13:40 PM
If you can't spell it, you can't play it.
7/9/2007 4:21:14 PM
"Athien= atheistic alien"
ah, thank you for explaining. Here I was thinking it was an alien from the planet "Athia."
7/9/2007 4:27:22 PM
Athia sounds like a nice place. I wonder what the rent is there.
As for the apolplplckipits, as soon as your skygod shows that he A: exists, B: isn't the sadistic, mass-murdering asshole from the OT, that the fundies worship, and C: had a damn good reason not to stamp out the Holocaust, Black Death, AIDS, and other such nastiness, you can bet I'll grab my +7 Keen Frostburst Crazy Bastard Sword of Demonbane and jump into the slathering hordes of Sahanantan's minions. If he doesn't, then I don't do squat.
7/9/2007 5:49:29 PM
English, mothafucker. DO YOU SPEAK IT?
7/9/2007 6:26:15 PM
The hilarious part is all the words he misspells are theologically-based. You'd think he'd learn to spell them, if only them.
7/13/2008 10:41:10 PM
Philbert McAdamia, Atheistic Evolutionist, Death Stalinist, Darwinist
For my own athien accomplice I choose Mantan playing Fantan with a pair o' dice in his other hand.
And a pox on your lips, count.
7/13/2008 11:08:18 PM
I was always on the boat that if God were to actually present himself to me in physical form then I would follow him.
7/14/2008 12:03:57 AM
I choose santan... who or whatever the hell that is..
7/14/2008 12:36:22 AM
Tell you what. The Apocalypse ever happens, and I guarantee you that I will become the most pious fricking Christian on Earth.
... well? I'm waiting.
7/14/2008 12:36:25 AM
8/1/2008 7:28:54 PM
Since I can’t tell the difference between your God and your Satan what does it matter which evil overlord I choose to follow? Oh I have to pick? Well let them duke it out first and then I’ll just follow whichever one’s left. Easy enough.
Oh and spell check, you should check it out.
8/1/2008 7:35:45 PM
8/1/2008 7:46:43 PM
Smells Like a Monkey
I have to choose one? Really?
Actually, I don't. That's the point. This isn't like the first night at Fight Club...
Shit. I've said too much.
8/1/2008 8:11:00 PM
I think he either meant to spell Satan or Suntan?
8/1/2008 8:33:00 PM
How will we know the apocolipce is cummin? Oh, thats eeezeee. The debbill will put the Mark of the Beest ofn awl of youse. The elekt will shute up into the skie and go to paradice.
8/1/2008 9:33:36 PM
Come on guys, no need to be smart asses. It's obvious what he meant.
He's just trying to warn those extra terrestrials that haven't yet found Christ that the Deifying of Carlos Santana can lead to arrest at the hands of the Acapulco police department and missing the chance to live forever inside two dice placed directly next to each other. Also .. something about The Beast or something ... I dunno. I'm sure it's a good point though.
8/1/2008 10:10:11 PM
"Apocolipce"? The Beast must be Darkseid, then.
8/1/2008 10:25:52 PM
I'm on my own side.
8/1/2008 10:37:36 PM
ya know what, Imma go with Santan.
8/1/2008 10:40:45 PM
Man Called True
Santan... Hey, if Carlos Santana is the Beast of the Pit, I know which side I'm on.
Can God play guitar like that?
8/1/2008 10:44:18 PM
I'll pick a side when you learn to spell "apocalypse", asshat.
8/1/2008 10:55:01 PM
"Question for athiens(sic)... In the apocolipce(sic), who(sic) will you join?"
Someone literate, I hope.
8/1/2008 11:05:15 PM
Failed at english, didn't you?
8/2/2008 12:12:20 AM
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