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Question for athiens... In the apocolipce, who will you join? God, or Santan? You must chose one, God can give you eternal life in paradice. On the other hand, join The Beast, and you will be killed by The Beast itself...

dracula, ChannelOne.com BBS 71 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11
WTF?! || meh

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Congratulations. You just won the Surreal Spelling Lifetime Achievement Award.

(Is it just me, or are Fundies regressing? Anti-evolution to THAT extent?..)

8/2/2008 1:02:30 AM

Darth Vader... For Freedom

Athia is the ancient capital of The Valley, where Thorn and Gran'ma Ben reign over all the eye can see with the help of their Veni-Yan Kari monks.

No. Really.

8/2/2008 1:14:58 AM

God Is Real Unless Declared Integer

Question for athiens[sic]... In the apocolipce[sic], who will you join? God, or Santan[sic]? You must chose[sic] one, God can give you eternal life in paradice[sic]. On the other hand, join The Beast, and you will be killed by The Beast itself...

Your English makes me [sic]!

8/2/2008 11:07:41 AM

sgt snoodles

1~ Put down the bible
2~ pick up a dictionary
3~ read said dictionary
4~ Now try and make a coherent post. If problems persist, repeat steps 2-3 as necessary.

8/2/2008 11:11:32 AM

Carbonated Margarine

Wow, even LOLcats are correcting this guy's spelling right now.

8/2/2008 3:11:20 PM


apocolipce? I suddenly thought of Calypso music a la Beetlejuice and the dinner party scene.

Santan. Great name for suntan oil.

I had some oral surgery and I'm taking Vicodan. Makes for a weird side effect.

8/2/2008 6:26:57 PM

well i'm not crazy about god...satan tends to be a bit sociopathic..so i think imma go with santan!
where does he live??

10/13/2008 7:36:19 PM


Darkseid for the win!

10/13/2008 10:38:43 PM


10/13/2008 10:47:38 PM

I Broke Free

Reminds me of Eddie Izzard's routine; Cake or Death? Cake please...

10/13/2008 11:49:47 PM


Hmmm... is there a leader for the people who will just lie down in bed, pick up a book and shotgun, and kill any bastard with horns, wings or a halo who's dumb enough to walk in the front door?

10/14/2008 1:42:32 AM


Is'nt it lucky for me, that on the day of Ragnarok, I'm due to be playing chess with Baldur...
If I'm unlucky, I'll probably will (if I'm alive,that is) be trying to protect refugees from the minions of both parties...

10/17/2008 4:12:11 AM


Question for dracula... Could you at least try, just try, to spell words correctly?

6/29/2009 5:50:43 PM


OK now that I'm done giggling . . . I guess Santan - *hysterical laughter*

6/29/2009 8:19:27 PM


This appears to be some gobbleygook addressed to the citizens of Athens, regarding a structure called the Apocolipce where Santana is scheduled to play. If not, it must be a Poe, because Dracula could NEVER be so stupid and uncool.

6/29/2009 9:18:02 PM


Athiens? Apocolipce? Santan? Paradice?

And ya wonder why fundies are labeled as ignorant.

6/29/2009 9:58:50 PM


Maybe if I drink some Everclear this'll make more sense.

6/30/2009 12:24:14 AM

Swedish Pagan

Who to the what, now? Athiens, what is that? And apocolipce? Is that French, or maybe Romanian?

Why would I join God or Santan? I want to go to Vahalla and have endless feasts each night, eating the flesh of Saehrimnir the pig, who is resurected each morning, and drinking mead.

6/30/2009 12:29:32 AM


No, thanks, I think I'll just sign on with the Brotherhood of Steel.

6/30/2009 12:37:19 AM


All bad spelling aside, if you are the average (or even the worst) soldier your side has to offer, I'll choose the other one. Or make my own that will trade with both sides.

"War is good for business." ferengi rule of aquisition

6/30/2009 5:52:45 AM

Neon Elf

Athia is a small, peaceful principality in the Apocolipce Mountains. It is ruled by Prince Santan.

Their chief exports are brightly decorated scarves woven from Beast hair.

Athiens are known for their love of interpretive dance and can hold entire convesations without speaking a word, using their terpsichorean skill.

6/30/2009 7:26:42 AM


Spelling and grammar aside...

Don't this kinds of posts crack you up? They think they have a "gotcha moment" here...you gotta pick one then what will you do?!?!? The fact that the "apocolipce" is coming is just a given to this two year old.

6/30/2009 7:54:04 AM


Santan...a? "Got a black magic woman.."

6/30/2009 8:22:43 AM


I'm sure the good people of Athens will appreciate your concern for them. However, if they wish to listen to a Canadian band fronting Santana rather than Eric Clapton, there really is nothing you can do for them.

6/30/2009 11:45:52 AM


Uh...between those two...can I go with Amaterasu Omikami instead? Or maybe Ishtar? Anyone but your god will do.

9/14/2010 7:40:38 PM
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