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#789348
Blokeman
"AAGH! HE'S DEAD! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?"
"Don't worry about it, God told me to do it! It's alright."
"But he's DEAD! LOOK AT THE BLOOD, OH MY GOD!."
"Yeah, but it's what God wanted. I must do his will, it's for the best ya know?"
"I'm calling the police! You MURDERER!"
"No! I'm not a murderer! I just did what God wanted. I MUST KILL."
Somehow, Onetocome, I think this will be part of your future.
11/29/2008 4:32:49 PM
#789349
484
@Blokeman
LOL
11/29/2008 4:33:26 PM
#789355
Hasher
Your honour, the defendant claims he had no choice but to murder the deceased. His invisible friend told him to do it.
11/29/2008 4:41:20 PM
#789359
aaa
Why haven't you been arrested yet?
11/29/2008 4:42:07 PM
#789363
Lee
thou shalt not kill (except for........)
Did I miss something there?
11/29/2008 4:43:34 PM
#789364
Lee
thou shalt not kill (except for........)
Did I miss something there?
11/29/2008 4:43:34 PM
#789391
Beeblebrox
If God orders the killing of someone,then his will must be done.
Tie yourself to an armchair and get your blindfold tight. I'll be right over.
11/29/2008 5:00:26 PM
#789404
Shadoboy
Went to the source. This guy is extremely insane.
11/29/2008 5:08:50 PM
#789410
a mind far far away
Your non-existent sky fairy is one sick fucker. And the fact that you believe this makes you one even sicker fucker. Your god can kiss my fat, white ass.
11/29/2008 5:13:55 PM
#789430
CailinBan
If God wanted somebody dead, why didn't he just kill them himself? Pretty piss poor god that needs you to do it.
Apart from the fact that your're schizophrenic and delusional.
11/29/2008 5:31:55 PM
#789434
Argle Bargle
Blood for the Blood God etc.
11/29/2008 5:33:41 PM
#789439
Ozzie
I agree with the post above me, what always a middle man with God. Always us pathetic sinful humans have to do the dirty work.
11/29/2008 5:36:55 PM
#789443
TenshiFuzz
I feel the love. It stings.
11/29/2008 5:41:20 PM
#789451
Proserpina
MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD GOD!
11/29/2008 5:53:27 PM
#789468
Wait...wait...I'm getting a word of knowledge from teh jebus...oh man. Sorry, Onetocum, sounds like you're boned, man.
11/29/2008 6:09:05 PM
#789496
Mrs. Antichrist
Future serial killer spotted.
11/29/2008 6:41:12 PM
#789501
Elphada
Somebody you love is killed. The killer said God told him/her to kill your loved one. Would you nod and say "His will be done?" I doubt it.
11/29/2008 6:45:27 PM
#789515
Tearlich
Gods snuff squad.
11/29/2008 6:55:35 PM
#789523
Lucilius
"Onetocome, this is God. I order you to become an abortion doctor and kill the fetus of any woman who asks."
(Very small cranial explosion.)
Problem solved.
11/29/2008 7:00:11 PM
#789549
No animal shall sleep in a bed (with sheets)
No animal shall drink alcohol (to excess)
Thou shalt not kill (unless the voices tell me to)
11/29/2008 7:11:10 PM
#789568
LOLWUT
Oh yeah? Well, god told me to kill you.
Your move.
11/29/2008 7:17:45 PM
#789573
Metatron
I just heard gawd order Onetocome to blow his own fucking head off. His will be done, you know...
11/29/2008 7:20:01 PM
#789588
Frank
the voices.... in....my head..... cant.... control....myself... KILL!
11/29/2008 7:24:37 PM
#789655
CrazyRoper
Thus said the serial killer/mass murderer.
11/29/2008 8:01:51 PM
#789705
Old Viking
... then his will must be done.
Feel free to ignore his will. You'll feel better for it later. And if God's pissed at you he's sure to harm someone else.
11/29/2008 8:34:18 PM
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