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If God orders the killing of someone,then his will must be done.

Onetocome, YouTube 60 Comments [11/29/2008 4:27:16 PM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Blokeman

"AAGH! HE'S DEAD! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?"

"Don't worry about it, God told me to do it! It's alright."

"But he's DEAD! LOOK AT THE BLOOD, OH MY GOD!."

"Yeah, but it's what God wanted. I must do his will, it's for the best ya know?"

"I'm calling the police! You MURDERER!"

"No! I'm not a murderer! I just did what God wanted. I MUST KILL."

Somehow, Onetocome, I think this will be part of your future.

11/29/2008 4:32:49 PM

484

@Blokeman
LOL

11/29/2008 4:33:26 PM

Hasher

Your honour, the defendant claims he had no choice but to murder the deceased. His invisible friend told him to do it.

11/29/2008 4:41:20 PM

aaa

Why haven't you been arrested yet?

11/29/2008 4:42:07 PM

Lee

thou shalt not kill (except for........)
Did I miss something there?


11/29/2008 4:43:34 PM

Lee

thou shalt not kill (except for........)
Did I miss something there?


11/29/2008 4:43:34 PM

Beeblebrox

If God orders the killing of someone,then his will must be done.

Tie yourself to an armchair and get your blindfold tight. I'll be right over.

11/29/2008 5:00:26 PM

Shadoboy

Went to the source. This guy is extremely insane.

11/29/2008 5:08:50 PM

a mind far far away

Your non-existent sky fairy is one sick fucker. And the fact that you believe this makes you one even sicker fucker. Your god can kiss my fat, white ass.

11/29/2008 5:13:55 PM

CailinBan

If God wanted somebody dead, why didn't he just kill them himself? Pretty piss poor god that needs you to do it.

Apart from the fact that your're schizophrenic and delusional.

11/29/2008 5:31:55 PM

Argle Bargle

Blood for the Blood God etc.

11/29/2008 5:33:41 PM

Ozzie

I agree with the post above me, what always a middle man with God. Always us pathetic sinful humans have to do the dirty work.

11/29/2008 5:36:55 PM

TenshiFuzz

I feel the love. It stings.

11/29/2008 5:41:20 PM

Proserpina

MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD GOD!

11/29/2008 5:53:27 PM



Wait...wait...I'm getting a word of knowledge from teh jebus...oh man. Sorry, Onetocum, sounds like you're boned, man.

11/29/2008 6:09:05 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

Future serial killer spotted.

11/29/2008 6:41:12 PM

Elphada

Somebody you love is killed. The killer said God told him/her to kill your loved one. Would you nod and say "His will be done?" I doubt it.

11/29/2008 6:45:27 PM

Tearlich

Gods snuff squad.

11/29/2008 6:55:35 PM

Lucilius

"Onetocome, this is God. I order you to become an abortion doctor and kill the fetus of any woman who asks."

(Very small cranial explosion.)

Problem solved.

11/29/2008 7:00:11 PM



No animal shall sleep in a bed (with sheets)
No animal shall drink alcohol (to excess)
Thou shalt not kill (unless the voices tell me to)

11/29/2008 7:11:10 PM

LOLWUT

Oh yeah? Well, god told me to kill you.


Your move.

11/29/2008 7:17:45 PM

Metatron

I just heard gawd order Onetocome to blow his own fucking head off. His will be done, you know...

11/29/2008 7:20:01 PM

Frank

the voices.... in....my head..... cant.... control....myself... KILL!

11/29/2008 7:24:37 PM

CrazyRoper

Thus said the serial killer/mass murderer.

11/29/2008 8:01:51 PM

Old Viking

... then his will must be done.

Feel free to ignore his will. You'll feel better for it later. And if God's pissed at you he's sure to harm someone else.

11/29/2008 8:34:18 PM
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