If God orders the killing of someone,then his will must be done.
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"AAGH! HE'S DEAD! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?"
"Don't worry about it, God told me to do it! It's alright."
"But he's DEAD! LOOK AT THE BLOOD, OH MY GOD!."
"Yeah, but it's what God wanted. I must do his will, it's for the best ya know?"
"I'm calling the police! You MURDERER!"
"No! I'm not a murderer! I just did what God wanted. I MUST KILL."
Somehow, Onetocome, I think this will be part of your future.
If God orders the killing of someone,then his will must be done.
Tie yourself to an armchair and get your blindfold tight. I'll be right over.
If God wanted somebody dead, why didn't he just kill them himself? Pretty piss poor god that needs you to do it.
Apart from the fact that your're schizophrenic and delusional.
Wait...wait...I'm getting a word of knowledge from teh jebus...oh man. Sorry, Onetocum, sounds like you're boned, man.
"Onetocome, this is God. I order you to become an abortion doctor and kill the fetus of any woman who asks."
(Very small cranial explosion.)
Problem solved.
So, if god tells me to kill you, you would be okay with it?
Well, glad we cleared that little number up.
Now, this won't hurt a bit. *raises axe*
*phone rings*
"Hello?"
"Kill Onetocome and his family. We'll supply everything you need."
"Who the fuck are you?"
"Most call me God, but you can just call me Fred. Now listen well, because you're going to want to get the location right . . ."
*two days later, OtC and the others are found dead*
Well since the order came from on high, OtC, you couldn't fault me for obeying, right?
I went to the source, and this guy just gets more batshit insane as he goes along. He keeps pulling assumptions out of his ass, and refuses to listen to research, because, since it is against his point of view, it is biassed.
Utter, insane, dipshit.
If Hitler orders someone dead then his game must be done.
If the pope orders someone dead then his will must be done.
To say that some divine entity or national/religious leader ordered it is always the perfect justification to commit crimes ;)
If this does not qualify as #1 in the top 100, I don't know what does.
Admins/Mods: I politely request that you please consider this for the top 100. And call the FBI (jk... I hope...).
Let me get this right, God comes down and give you an execution warrant?
I suggest that you are a danger to humanity and should be locked away in the looney bin for the rest of your life.
Oh? Well, God just ordered me to kill you.
Just kidding!
No, seriously, start putting your affairs in order, fruitcake.
"If God orders the killing of someone,then his will must be done."
@Onetocome: I hereby order you to kill yourself.
Why couldn't god just keep it in heaven? Why does he need his cronies to to it for him?
"Oh Margie!"<===(Gods Secretary)
"Yes, Mr. God?"
"I need to check on an kill-order i placed a little while back. Can you see where we're at with this Onetocome person? I know I ordered his removal a week ago! What is he still doing there?"
"I'm sorry, sir. There was a mix-up in the fundamentalist kill-order receiving department."
"Well, whenever you get around to it..."
You know, I just watched a Law and Order: SVU episode about something just like this happening. Turns out the guy had syphilus which ate away at the moral and logic centers of his brain. End result, he was tossed in a mental hospital to get treatment and his insurance company was indicted on the fact that they failed to tell either him or the health department about his illness.
I wonder if that's reason Onetocome sounds like a psycho path.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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