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As for what would happen if God decided to stop listening [to human prayers]... I believe not much would change. This is because I believe God is a liberal.

FadingWhispers3, Christian Forums 9 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Osiris

Wow. Just wow.

3/1/2007 1:19:12 AM

Alena

If not much would change, then doesn't that mean that God isn't doing jack shit to begin with?

3/1/2007 2:00:37 AM

JP

I don't understand...

3/1/2007 7:52:02 PM

JP

Ok...I read the thread. This group seems fairly unfundy (mayeb it's early in the thread)
However, check out this little gem:

Praying to \"God\" is no different than praying for rain. Sure, SOMETIMES \"God\" grants you the rain, but ONLY if you pray hard enough!

3/1/2007 7:57:12 PM

Enigma32

I call poe on this...

4/11/2010 1:59:37 PM

Swede

So even God has a liberal bias now?
Please enlighten me; what does God's political views have to do with prayer-answering?

4/12/2010 1:36:54 AM

GigaGuess

Heh?

4/12/2010 6:12:25 AM

Anon-e-moose

"As for what would happen if God decided to stop listening [to human prayers]... I believe not much would change. This is because I believe God is a liberal."

So it's a win-win situation for we Atheists then. We acknowledge that a 'God' doesn't exist, and that when we're dead, we're dead. Finito. Goodnight Vienna. Game Over. Big deal.

Or if a 'God' does exist, fair enough. We Atheists who never acknowledged his existence still have eternal life. Because, according to your logic, FadingWhispers3, he'll favour we Atheists, Agnostics, Buddhists, Wiccans, non-fundie Christians, Muslims etc, because - like him - we're Liberals, Left-wingers, Humanists and generally good & decent people who simply treated our fellow human beings with respect and dignity.

So you right-wing Fundamentalist Christians are completely fucked then. By your logic, that is.

4/12/2010 7:35:51 AM

Canadiest

Well,,,
Considering the southern Christian sects think liberal means Communist, facist, totalitarian dictator,,,, you have a point,,,in your ass-backwards world anyway

4/13/2010 6:45:30 AM
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