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You assume what you see [in the fossil record] is correct. Well, last Saturday I watched this guy by the name of David Angel [sic] (the street magician) literally walk UP the side of a building. I saw it hapen therefore, he must have really done it, right?

ex_libres, Internet Infidels 17 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Adrian

Chris Angel, you know that guy claims to be a real witch.

12/31/2006 12:40:14 AM

David D.G.

Man, I've seen some \"reaching\" in arguments before, but this is extreme.


~David D.G.

12/31/2006 3:10:26 AM

cyborgtroy

Yes, he most certainly must have appeared to walk up a building.

10/28/2007 12:29:42 PM

Tempus

I'm sure you DID see what looked like a man walking up the side of a building.

It's only HOW he did it that's in question.

10/28/2007 2:07:51 PM

Flatworm

Are you suggesting fossils are a conjurer's trick?

10/28/2007 2:09:56 PM

Marlowe

Wow, not only do fundies believe without evidence, they've actually started to MOCK people for accepting evidence.

2/2/2008 6:29:53 AM



I've read that a guy walked on water and turned water into wine.

Since they saw it, he must have really done it, right?

2/26/2008 11:07:12 PM

GigaGuess

It probably did. It's the HOW that is hidden.

Your ball.

2/26/2008 11:48:40 PM

Neserit

His name is Chris Angel...now stop talking...

2/27/2008 12:25:08 AM

canadiest

You're suggesting fossils are a trick.

What Angel does is apparrently magic, you fundies believe in magic..so as far as you know..


2/27/2008 11:30:25 AM

John Larceny

Dave Angel was the ecologist in the Fast Show. He never walked up a wall.

2/27/2008 12:47:23 PM

Freboy

It's very unlikely that any animal has ever fossilized itself to make profit or get TV coverage.

2/27/2008 1:24:57 PM

Kitourahime

CHRIS.
His name is CHRIS.
CHRIS is MINE.
He belongs to ME.
I CLAIMED him.
I HORDE his PICTURES.

@Adrian: Actually, he's Catholic. AND he lit himself on fire for his mother's birthday. Ain't he sweet?

6/30/2008 12:51:41 PM

Quantum Mechanic

no

6/30/2008 1:19:15 PM

Jack Bauer

It was a whole body version of leger de main.

6/30/2008 1:24:09 PM

lisamariefan

Oh shit.

My irony meter just blew up.

4/6/2010 1:14:52 PM

I read about the afterlife

And when I saw the magician pick my card out of a shuffled deck, I came to the conclusion that he must have used TEH MAGICKZ!

Every magic trick is just that -- a trick. It's not my fault you're too stupid to figure it out.

5/3/2010 9:14:01 AM
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