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[Divine threesome?]

Sex is an expression of love involving a man, woman and God.

russell182, POD Warrior Forum 21 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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#87065
Tommy9898

God is always hiding in the corner watching.

10/3/2006 3:08:53 AM
#89618
Madame Scarlet

That's the worst sex ever.

Even if I were still Christian, I could NOT see God as part of my sex life.

10/7/2006 4:49:52 PM
#97927
HairlessMonkeyDK

God's a bit kinky, ain't he?
And actually, wouldn't there be 5 people involved? Triune god and all that rot?

10/29/2006 7:34:22 AM
#514211
Kitourahime

It creeps me out that God is so horny he watches us us shag.

5/25/2008 3:03:22 AM
#514219
Dagger

"[Divine threesome?]"

Jesus loves me (but I make him wear a condom).

Jesus is coming! (Are you swallowing that?)

God likes to watch.

...

"Sex is an expression of love involving a Catholic priest, altar boy and God."

... okay, I'm done.

5/25/2008 3:22:13 AM
#514562
rudq

Personally, I'd rather have a threesome with the virgin Mary instead of god!

5/25/2008 11:58:24 AM
#514603
sammi

Mmmmmmm....kinky

5/25/2008 12:37:04 PM
#618443
Typhon

Sorry, but this is not much of a fundie statement. It isn't hostile and it isn't sorely misinformed/misinforming. Not on the face of it, at the very least. We have more serious quotes to deal with, why make a point of bashing just because there's the word God in there?

8/6/2008 7:56:19 PM
#618446
Dr. Quasius

Manage-a-trois for Jesus.

8/6/2008 7:58:15 PM
#1019073
Lady Gray

Whoa, what would sex with GOD be like? Instantaneous multiple orgasms? How could the husband possibly compete with that? What if god is a woman? What if god could instantaneously change sexes or just not have a gender? Kinky.

9/9/2009 8:09:58 PM
#1089266


Man and woman is clear. I´m just waiting to see how he or she explains the God part.

1/6/2010 9:20:28 AM
#1089403
Anon-e-moose

"Sex is an expression of love involving a man, woman and God."

So you admit that God's a perv, eh, russell182? Explains Jimmy Swaggart & Ted Faggard then.

1/6/2010 10:49:59 AM
#1165421
Kevin Klawitter


6/7/2010 5:54:22 PM
#1165744
Elia

This is why I like being Pagan: Unless I invoke a deity, the sex will be just between me and the guy.

6/8/2010 6:20:47 PM
#1174797
Anonymous Tau

Damn that metaphysical pervert.

7/2/2010 7:15:47 AM
#1303530
Quantum Mechanic

menage au trois!

6/27/2011 7:08:46 AM
#1334351
LordMu

Wait, what? A fundie who admits that relationships have to do with love? Amazing!

9/20/2011 8:00:30 PM
#1362120
Quantum Mechanic

I prefer two goddesses myself.

12/31/2011 11:20:00 AM
#1362233
Justanotheratheist

In this case, three's a crowd.

Unless it turns out that God is Michelle Pfeiffer.

12/31/2011 10:54:53 PM
#1362235
Elia

Just had to post again to ask Kevin @#1165421, is that a real billboard or Photoshopped? If it's real, I would LOVE to know how people reacted.

12/31/2011 11:34:23 PM
#1394786
Blarghonius

Creeeeeeeeeeeeepy...
Aren't you people tired of providing wank material for a psychotic murderer man-child in the sky?

4/21/2012 7:00:17 AM
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