Sex is an expression of love involving a man, woman and God.
POD Warrior Forum
[9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
God is always hiding in the corner watching.
10/3/2006 3:08:53 AM
That's the worst sex ever.
Even if I were still Christian, I could NOT see God as part of my sex life.
10/7/2006 4:49:52 PM
God's a bit kinky, ain't he?
And actually, wouldn't there be
people involved? Triune god and all that rot?
10/29/2006 7:34:22 AM
It creeps me out that God is so horny he watches us us shag.
5/25/2008 3:03:22 AM
Jesus loves me (but I make him wear a condom).
Jesus is coming! (Are you swallowing that?)
God likes to watch.
"Sex is an expression of love involving a
... okay, I'm done.
5/25/2008 3:22:13 AM
Personally, I'd rather have a threesome with the virgin Mary instead of god!
5/25/2008 11:58:24 AM
5/25/2008 12:37:04 PM
Sorry, but this is not much of a fundie statement. It isn't hostile and it isn't sorely misinformed/misinforming. Not on the face of it, at the very least. We have more serious quotes to deal with, why make a point of bashing just because there's the word God in there?
8/6/2008 7:56:19 PM
Manage-a-trois for Jesus.
8/6/2008 7:58:15 PM
Whoa, what would sex with GOD be like? Instantaneous multiple orgasms? How could the husband possibly compete with that? What if god is a woman? What if god could instantaneously change sexes or just not have a gender? Kinky.
9/9/2009 8:09:58 PM
Man and woman is clear. I´m just waiting to see how he or she explains the God part.
1/6/2010 9:20:28 AM
"Sex is an expression of love involving a man, woman and God."
So you admit that God's a perv, eh, russell182? Explains Jimmy Swaggart & Ted Faggard then.
1/6/2010 10:49:59 AM
6/7/2010 5:54:22 PM
This is why I like being Pagan: Unless I invoke a deity, the sex will be just between me and the guy.
6/8/2010 6:20:47 PM
Damn that metaphysical pervert.
7/2/2010 7:15:47 AM
menage au trois!
6/27/2011 7:08:46 AM
Wait, what? A fundie who admits that relationships have to do with love? Amazing!
9/20/2011 8:00:30 PM
I prefer two goddesses myself.
12/31/2011 11:20:00 AM
In this case, three's a crowd.
Unless it turns out that God is Michelle Pfeiffer.
12/31/2011 10:54:53 PM
Just had to post again to ask Kevin @#1165421, is that a real billboard or Photoshopped? If it's real, I would LOVE to know how people reacted.
12/31/2011 11:34:23 PM
Aren't you people tired of providing wank material for a psychotic murderer man-child in the sky?
4/21/2012 7:00:17 AM