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#797900
MichaelL
I thought Poe, but this is AV1611VET, so the stupid is confirmed
12/5/2008 5:28:33 PM
#797901
Thammuz
The ignorance! IT BURNS!!!!
12/5/2008 5:28:39 PM
#797902
Damen
God did it.
This sums up every religious answer to every scientific question since the beginning of time. This is also why religion and science are mutually exclusive.
12/5/2008 5:28:51 PM
#797906
Not_You
So... when Adam and Eve got sent out of Eden, where did they go? There were no other land masses.
12/5/2008 5:29:17 PM
#797941
ND
And you got all that from the bible?
12/5/2008 5:52:14 PM
#797957
Um... there is no way that the land masses would've shifted from Pangea to what it is now in a few thousand years.
12/5/2008 5:56:46 PM
#797968
Princess Rot
Behold, the Creator didst gently squeeze the recalcitrant sphere into a more aesthetically-pleasing disc, and lo, all the waters of heaven puddled into the Circle Sea, and the land split into the four continents, never to be together again.
Thus the Roundworld did become the Discworld.
12/5/2008 6:00:12 PM
#797971
aaa
AV is still posting?
12/5/2008 6:01:00 PM
#797975
anonymous
WELL THAT PROVES THAT THEN
12/5/2008 6:02:20 PM
#797997
Grigadil
Describe the mechanism [goddidit] and process [goddidit], please. While you're at it, the timeframe [goddidit] and rationale [goddidit] as well, OK?
12/5/2008 6:08:24 PM
#797999
gorm_sionnach
FAIL.
12/5/2008 6:09:50 PM
#798007
Mr. Creazil
Funniest thing I've heard today.
12/5/2008 6:14:00 PM
#798024
Papabear
You've got to go a bit further back than 6 -10 thousand years ago if you're going to use Pangaea in your flood explanation.
12/5/2008 6:20:41 PM
#798027
Beeblebrox
That God could have simply (but gently) squeezed the sides of the earth...
So, if you can just find Jehovah's fingerprints on the sides of our planet we'll have undeniable proof of His existence. What are you waiting for?
12/5/2008 6:22:34 PM
#798034
Ronni Bom
Goddidit... goddidit... goddidit..
12/5/2008 6:25:25 PM
#798041
Chris S
AV1611VET should be a simple Poe, but his 320,000+ post count says otherwise, so I just don't know...
12/5/2008 6:28:16 PM
#798070
Mister Spak
Or god could have just dunked the earth in a really big bucket of water.
12/5/2008 6:43:29 PM
#798073
JohnTheAtheist
AV1611, you rule! You are in a special class with Lonewolf, Norrin Radd, and David J. Stewart.
Thanks for showing the depths of your stupidity time and time again.
12/5/2008 6:45:15 PM
#798074
Deep Search
This guy just gets crazier and crazier. The flood happened on the continent of Pangea, now?
So... God hugged the world and killed a bunch of people? Truly an awesome God, indeed.
12/5/2008 6:45:36 PM
#798088
myheadhurts
Wow! I laughed so hard I'm crying. Even if it is a Poe, pretty funny.
12/5/2008 6:56:34 PM
#798101
Well, he got the last part right, but we prefer the version without spaces:
goddidit
12/5/2008 7:01:35 PM
#798109
Philbert McAdamia
So that's where all the water went after the flood -- god wrung it out.
12/5/2008 7:04:47 PM
#798110
BufferickVonHellbags
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_supercontinents
there's been more than one supercontinent.
12/5/2008 7:04:50 PM
#798129
Thinking Allowed
That God could have simply (but gently) squeezed the sides of the earth, and the water would then do its thing.
Good one AV16!!!
12/5/2008 7:11:27 PM
#798134
atrasicarius
Actually, I think the only certain thing here is that you're a fucking idiot.
12/5/2008 7:13:47 PM
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