Yes, Jesus Christ is the only solution. Jesus Christ will be reform our land and our country. The LORD has told me that this nation will be reformed into the "United States of Jesus Christ". The national motto will be "IN CHRIST WE TRUST". The saints in this country and around the world must go through a great tribulation and travail before the reformation. I believe in the rapture and Christ's second coming. I believe in Jesus Christ and I also believe in HIStory. All the glory is HIS. It belongs to Jesus Christ. It is His time. Jesus Christ to shall glorify His Holy name before His return.
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Grammatical errors abound. If ever we needed written proof that christians just make shit up, this is it. This goes even beyond their so-called "prophets". This is just batshit insane crazy. And this dumb fuck probably doesn't even realize that if this ever happens, the Constitution goes right out the window.
You mean, one guy who's existence 2000 years ago cannot be verified and who's claim to godhood rests on a collection of fantasy tales will do all that? Considering that it took countless real Americans over three hundred years to achieve the "United States of America" as it is today, I highly doubt a fictional character can do the same.
Try and prove me wrong, please. I enjoy watching someone twisting in the wind of his own rhetoric.
Following which, the blue states all secede from the Union of Jesusland, and Canada puts up a 30 foot wall with guard towers all along our border with Jesusland.
This is just laughable. People like this idiot don't seem to realize that, christian or not, fundie's are a minority and the moderate, sensible christian, adherents of other religions, and the non religious wouldn't stand for it. This is just more bad RR fanfic.
"I believe in Jesus Christ and I also believe in HIStory."
I can't decide whether cunninglamb's finger got stuck to the dried jizzum on his Shift key, or if he's being a douchebag and trying to claim that none - particularly women - has any place in history after the birth of Christ.
HIStory was a pretty good album, but I wouldn't say I 'believe' in it.
Now Thriller, there was an album that could inspire reverence.
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Ummm, how can it be our last warning when you've cut and pasted the same crap several times to various threads on page one alone?
Do us all a favor, and fuck off.
Hey, FSTDT-ers! This coward actually signed off with a link! What say we give him a nice DDoS attack to show him just how nice it is to be spammed?
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Jesus never existed you stupid fuck.
". I believe in Jesus Christ and I also believe in HIStory."
The fact that Bible Spice didn't get to the White House - and McCain isn't getting any younger - should tell you something.
Especially when you lot were reduced to voting for someone you have a 'Modern Cults & Religions' section for: certainly would condemn as not being 'Saved' in 2012: as an 'Anyone But Obama' candidate.
So... has your new 'Emprah' confessed of his sins and publicly admitted he is 'Saved'? Does Donald Fart belie ve in the (C)Rapture? And what about his choice of President of Vice Mike Penis: a Catholic ...?!
Not exactly showered yourself in 'Glory', eh Ruptured Retards?!
Theresa May Not is a Christian. What does what happened to her a couple of weeks ago say about your J-boy: certainly about Romans 13:1-5?!
Someone up there must love a Bernie Sanders-esque lefty. Or that 'someone' doesn't even fucking exist .
And it's been longer than seven years since Obama was elected in 2008: so what does that say about your entire doctrine: itself based on a 19th Century heresy which itself should be included in that 'Modern Cults & Religions' section of your forum, just like Mitt 'Magic Pants' Romney's...?!
Confused?
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