*stephen colbert's christmas "are you high" parody*
My heart is so weary from the endless mockery of Jesus. Hunky Jesus contest, the Last Supper, gays yelling that Jesus was gay in churches, this ~ Willie Nelson actually singing a song to Jesus Christ who died for his sins, and Willie's response is 'here, smoke some pot'. It honestly hurts my heart. Here lately, it actually seems as if I can hear the earth groaning for His return...to put an end to sin. The days just seem to keep getting darker.
You're right ~ they will bow down to Him. One way or the other, they will bow and bring Him glory.
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yes, i think they have finally killed the last brain cell they had between them
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Bill O'reilly talked about this on his show last night.Me and my husband were speachless when we heard this trash.JUst stared at each other like this---->
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I saw this, too. I was like . I couldn't stand it so I turned it OFF!
I used to like Willie Nelson....the man is now brain dead as far as I'm concerned.
God will NOT be mocked, Willie. I want to be there, looking from above, when you bow down at the feet of the Lord whom you tried to debase. I wanna see it when you confess there is ONE Lord and His name is Jesus, the very One you mocked! It'll be too late then, Willie. Huff and puff while you can.
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Hunky Jesus contest, the Last Supper, gays yelling that Jesus was gay in churches, this ~ Willie Nelson actually singing a song to Jesus Christ who died for his sins, and Willie's response is 'here, smoke some pot'.
Some things in life are bad, They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle, Don't grumble, give a whistle, and this'll help things turn out for the best,
and...
"I saw this, too. I was like . I couldn't stand it so I turned it OFF!"
And then I was like, OMG, that is like, so persecuting of like christians like evverywhere
From what I've read thus far from Rapture Ready, it's not the planet that groans for Jesus' return, nor is it Willie Nelson who is brain-dead.
I once again invoke that oh-so-relevant quote from someone whose name is lost to history:
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
The days aren't getting darker, it just seems that way with your head up your butt.
God WILL be mocked. I do it all the time and plan to continue my mocking ways.
P.S. Jesus looks a lot like the ZigZag papers guy.
I want to be there when Jesus says, "Willie, that was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Here, have another hit."
"The days just seem to keep getting darker."
Ah, it'll be Winter Solstice in a few weeks. Just hang in there.
God will NOT be mocked
Listen, stupid cunt... I have mocked this god all my life and without anything happening. Once your sphincter ass understand that the only place your god exists, is inside your head, your last days on Earth will be so much better.
Just want to point out that historically speaking (that is, actual historical records, not the bible which is unfounded hear-say and mostly just a compilation of myths from various older religions, smashed together and re-worded for convenience)the man we know as Jesus didn't "die for our sins".
He died for crimes committed against the Roman Empire, such as rabble rousing, leading civil insurrection, resisting arrest, and openly mocking and disrespecting the Emperor and his appointed authorities. The Romans actually kept pretty damn good records, and this was among them. The "died for our sins" thing is just a spin thrown into the story to make it sound more important.
Oh yes, and he was just one of THOUSANDS of people sentenced to death by crucifixion. So please, fundies, for the love of all that is good and holy, stop making a big deal out of the cross, it is irrelevant.
I suppose none of them know who Stephen Colbert is...
And, yeah, I'm sure if they knew he teaches Sunday school their heads would explode. 'Someone who is religious and has a sense of humor?? Unpossible!' Oh, but he's Catholic. So he's not a 'Real Christian,' anyway.
:listens to A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All!:
Here lately, it actually seems as if I can hear the earth groaning for His return...to put an end to sin.
Looks to me like the "groaning's" coming from y'all!
It's not funny when someone jokes about your religion is it?
And yet many christians are just as disrespectfull when it comes to Buddha, Allah, etc...
Man made Alcohol.
God made Pot.
who do you trust more ?
P.S.: Remember the burning bush ? Come on, what a metaphor for the sweeeeeeeeeet Mary Jane. Of COURSE Moses was high, THAT's why he heard "god's" voice !
Gee, Umm, Raptoid... Colbert happens to be a devout Catholic that teaches Sunday School. He probably know more about what the bible actually says than you do! Grow up and get a sense of humor for Christ sake.
@HoJuSimpson:
Actually, yes, he did. But not as the bible depicts him. A man fitting the description of Jesus and his practices was an issue to the Roman authorities in the region, and they ordered him executed.
He was a wandering, allegedly prophetic missionary who preached to the masses, etc., and stirred up a mess of civil disobedience and other such problems everywhere he went. There were claims of him being some sort of messiah.
There is however, no evidence supporting the whole messiah/direct biological son of god thing.
"God will NOT be mocked, Willie. I want to be there, looking from above, when you bow down at the feet of the Lord whom you tried to debase. I wanna see it when you confess there is ONE Lord and His name is Jesus, the very One you mocked! It'll be too late then, Willie. Huff and puff while you can."
Christian sadism. Nice.
I have always wondered why we have to bring Jesus glory when he is the fucking lord and master of the entire universe. Why would he be concerned about our praising him?
I think it's more about feeding fundies' egos than bringing glory to their god. Praising Jesus just means we acknowledge the fundies were right all along. It's all about their precious persecuted egos in the end.
OK
Willie Nelson, man who has brightened peoples lives with songs of hope and the common trials of life.
Bill O'Riely. Lying, fearmongerling piece of shit.
Please reconsider your influences fundies. Honestly, day by day you idiots attack harmless people, events or things yet slavishly follow, nearly worship some of the most dispicable people to walk the face of the Earth.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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