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Homosexuality is a filthy, wicked, ungodly, abominable lifestyle, because the Bible says it is.

keysman, Rapture Ready 26 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Double~shift

Funny how the bible never mentions anything about lesbians eh?

2/3/2008 4:31:02 PM

TerriblyAmused


Technically, this isn't really circular logic, but it's close.

2/3/2008 5:14:32 PM

Freboy

The bible also says you should not be a hater...

2/3/2008 5:18:05 PM

Tomby Stone

I've got a book that says people can fly if they throw themselves at the floor and miss, maybe you should give that a go.

2/3/2008 5:25:52 PM

Zane

The bible says that you should also stone me, and just about everyone on this site, to death.

2/3/2008 5:46:05 PM

Blue Lithium

Chapter and Verse. Yes, I do mean in the bloody original Hebrew or Greek!

2/3/2008 10:35:43 PM

this person is a moron

wow... just wow. Logic, what is that? Oh right, bible is logic.

:|

God gave you a brain to think things true, not to assume a book that has been rewritten dozens of times is the only correct statements on the planet.

2/3/2008 11:16:32 PM

Comicartist

The circular reasoning is making me dissy.

3/3/2008 3:18:12 PM

Parallax

Judge not, lest ye be judged. Let he without sin, cast the first stone.

Ring a bell, fundie?

3/3/2008 3:24:58 PM

GigaGuess

Pardon me if I'm less than terrified.

3/3/2008 3:35:11 PM

Snafui

The Bible has over 30 reasons to be put to death... maybe you should look into all of them and see how stupid they are before you open your mouth again.

3/3/2008 4:35:10 PM

Brenz

I take it you keep kosher, then?

3/3/2008 4:44:06 PM

Alethe

Man-on-man = eek!
Girl-on-girl = not even worth mentioning.

Looks like God forgot half of us, right?

3/3/2008 9:58:54 PM

Moondog

Fried clams is a filthy, wicked, ungodly, abominable meal, because the Bible says it is.
Are you going to picket the place in your town that has those delicious shore dinners? It's an abomination.

3/3/2008 11:29:17 PM



Polyester is a filthy, wicked, ungodly, abominable fabric, because the Bible says it is. Are you going to burn down every major clothing store that sells polyester clothing? Thought not.

3/4/2008 12:16:40 AM

Pie Man

I hope you're not wearing a poly-cotton blend or eating shrimp, 'cause your Bible forbids those things as well.

4/6/2008 2:17:30 PM

Femiazi

The bible says that pork is unclean and should not be eaten.

The bible says that "if man has long hair it is a shame to him."

The bible says that praying in public is ungodly.

The bible says that pettioning the "ungodly" government is ungodly.

The bible says that "mixed fabric is ungodly".

Stop being a hypocrite.

4/8/2008 3:36:17 AM

Darwin

keysman is a filthy, wicked, ungodly, abominable asshole, because I say he is.

There, fixed!

4/8/2008 4:15:04 AM

Darkloid_Blues

@Tomby Stone

Win. I have that book too--more than one person has it! It must be true!

4/8/2008 8:21:34 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

..not because you think it is huh? Shrimp are also an abomination in the bible...but i dont see cretins running around and picketing red lobster.

9/30/2008 4:20:02 PM

apYrs

Can someone, anyone, tell me why with all the other sins, crimes, and abominations going on, teh gey is the single issue that consumes so many on the fundie side? I mean family breakdown, people dying from poverty related reasons in THE USA,, and they are obsessed with what people do in bed - even when it has only marginal impact on them at worst!!

WTF goes on in their minds?

9/30/2008 7:54:12 PM



I'm dizzy.

9/30/2008 8:19:37 PM

Renon

Just as we're about to destroy keysman, Jesus appears. He proclaims, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Jesus promptly smacks keysman with a piece of granite.

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3/14/2011 2:30:52 AM

Anon2

Because the bible says that homosexuality is a filthy, wicked, ungodly, abominable lifestyle, the bible should be put where it belongs:

Into the dustbin. Together with all the other mad writings of hatred and inhuman ideology that caused so much evil and suffering in human history.

3/14/2011 4:07:42 AM
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