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#397450
Double~shift
Funny how the bible never mentions anything about lesbians eh?
2/3/2008 4:31:02 PM
#397485
TerriblyAmused
Technically, this isn't really circular logic, but it's close.
2/3/2008 5:14:32 PM
#397494
Freboy
The bible also says you should not be a hater...
2/3/2008 5:18:05 PM
#397502
Tomby Stone
I've got a book that says people can fly if they throw themselves at the floor and miss, maybe you should give that a go.
2/3/2008 5:25:52 PM
#397516
Zane
The bible says that you should also stone me, and just about everyone on this site, to death.
2/3/2008 5:46:05 PM
#397746
Blue Lithium
Chapter and Verse. Yes, I do mean in the bloody original Hebrew or Greek!
2/3/2008 10:35:43 PM
#397760
this person is a moron
wow... just wow. Logic, what is that? Oh right, bible is logic.
:|
God gave you a brain to think things true, not to assume a book that has been rewritten dozens of times is the only correct statements on the planet.
2/3/2008 11:16:32 PM
#422376
Comicartist
The circular reasoning is making me dissy.
3/3/2008 3:18:12 PM
#422380
Parallax
Judge not, lest ye be judged. Let he without sin, cast the first stone.
Ring a bell, fundie?
3/3/2008 3:24:58 PM
#422394
GigaGuess
Pardon me if I'm less than terrified.
3/3/2008 3:35:11 PM
#422464
Snafui
The Bible has over 30 reasons to be put to death... maybe you should look into all of them and see how stupid they are before you open your mouth again.
3/3/2008 4:35:10 PM
#422480
Brenz
I take it you keep kosher, then?
3/3/2008 4:44:06 PM
#422744
Alethe
Man-on-man = eek!
Girl-on-girl = not even worth mentioning.
Looks like God forgot half of us, right?
3/3/2008 9:58:54 PM
#422837
Moondog
Fried clams is a filthy, wicked, ungodly, abominable meal, because the Bible says it is.
Are you going to picket the place in your town that has those delicious shore dinners? It's an abomination.
3/3/2008 11:29:17 PM
#422894
Polyester is a filthy, wicked, ungodly, abominable fabric, because the Bible says it is. Are you going to burn down every major clothing store that sells polyester clothing? Thought not.
3/4/2008 12:16:40 AM
#456328
Pie Man
I hope you're not wearing a poly-cotton blend or eating shrimp, 'cause your Bible forbids those things as well.
4/6/2008 2:17:30 PM
#458414
Femiazi
The bible says that pork is unclean and should not be eaten.
The bible says that "if man has long hair it is a shame to him."
The bible says that praying in public is ungodly.
The bible says that pettioning the "ungodly" government is ungodly.
The bible says that "mixed fabric is ungodly".
Stop being a hypocrite.
4/8/2008 3:36:17 AM
#458476
Darwin
keysman is a filthy, wicked, ungodly, abominable asshole, because I say he is.
There, fixed!
4/8/2008 4:15:04 AM
#458585
Darkloid_Blues
@Tomby Stone
Win. I have that book too--more than one person has it! It must be true!
4/8/2008 8:21:34 AM
#703601
Reverend Jeremiah
..not because you think it is huh? Shrimp are also an abomination in the bible...but i dont see cretins running around and picketing red lobster.
9/30/2008 4:20:02 PM
#703725
apYrs
Can someone, anyone, tell me why with all the other sins, crimes, and abominations going on, teh gey is the single issue that consumes so many on the fundie side? I mean family breakdown, people dying from poverty related reasons in THE USA,, and they are obsessed with what people do in bed - even when it has only marginal impact on them at worst!!
WTF goes on in their minds?
9/30/2008 7:54:12 PM
#703737
I'm dizzy.
9/30/2008 8:19:37 PM
#1259529
Renon
Just as we're about to destroy keysman, Jesus appears. He proclaims, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Jesus promptly smacks keysman with a piece of granite.
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3/14/2011 2:30:52 AM
#1266685
Anon2
Because the bible says that homosexuality is a filthy, wicked, ungodly, abominable lifestyle, the bible should be put where it belongs:
Into the dustbin. Together with all the other mad writings of hatred and inhuman ideology that caused so much evil and suffering in human history.
3/14/2011 4:07:42 AM
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