Greet your new masters!
Someday you will stand before Jesus and that excuse will not work either! 'But Lord, I didn't trust the source so it wasn't my fault for not believing in you.'
[11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
"But lord you gave no credible evidence for your existence and insurmountable proof against your involvement in any part of my life"
"FEEL THE CHRISTIAN LOVE!" *ZAP*
6/19/2008 2:17:52 AM
If the folks at Rapture ready are the type that make it into heaven I'm glad he's keeping me out.
8/25/2008 1:08:47 AM
Hey Lord dude, your user's manual really SUCKS! I mean, WTF! You should have known better than to leave your shit with those back-hill Canaanites!
And, this church business isn't helping.
8/25/2008 1:20:59 AM
So how does one stand before a bullshit myth if one is dead?
9/6/2008 6:23:02 PM