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Quote# 5383

Someday you will stand before Jesus and that excuse will not work either! 'But Lord, I didn't trust the source so it wasn't my fault for not believing in you.'

joelch2, Rapture Ready 4 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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"But lord you gave no credible evidence for your existence and insurmountable proof against your involvement in any part of my life"

"FEEL THE CHRISTIAN LOVE!" *ZAP*

AHHHHHHHH!!!

6/19/2008 2:17:52 AM
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wackadoodle

If the folks at Rapture ready are the type that make it into heaven I'm glad he's keeping me out.

8/25/2008 1:08:47 AM
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Grigadil

Hey Lord dude, your user's manual really SUCKS! I mean, WTF! You should have known better than to leave your shit with those back-hill Canaanites!

And, this church business isn't helping.

8/25/2008 1:20:59 AM
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Quantum Mechanic

So how does one stand before a bullshit myth if one is dead?

9/6/2008 6:23:02 PM
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