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Quote# 5384

[Replying to 'Once you stand before Allah...']I will never stand before a false god.

joelch2, Rapture Ready 19 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#134532
ScienceIsGreen

When will fundies realize Allah=God

1/8/2007 2:55:05 AM

#186216
Cynic

Too late to tell them that

3/18/2007 7:06:34 PM

#186256
Darwin

\"I will never stand before a false god.\"

Then come and stand before ME!

3/18/2007 7:40:51 PM

#485399
sammi

Allah=God
joelch2=/=logic

5/3/2008 3:22:41 PM

#485446
anonymous

Then, you shall knell.

5/3/2008 4:43:47 PM

#792408
DGen

Jaffa, kree!

12/1/2008 9:18:16 PM

#792409
DGen

Jaffa, kree!

12/1/2008 9:18:17 PM

#792682
FOTM

"But I fear, lest by any means, as the serpent beguiled Eve through his subtlety, so your minds should be corrupted from the simplicity that is in Christ.

"For if he that cometh preacheth another Jesus, whom we have not preached, or if ye receive another spirit, which ye have not received, or another gospel, which ye have not accepted, ye might well bear with him."

2 Corinthians 11:3-4

12/1/2008 11:54:32 PM

#792731
a mind far far away

LOL! Too easy.

12/2/2008 12:17:17 AM

#814705
Dr. Shrinker

Atheists say the same thing, how come they take so much flack?!

12/17/2008 3:33:19 PM

#814750
Philbert McAdamia

I've always wondered what is meant by a "false move", as in the movies; "One false move and I'll drill ya". (OK, you reached for your pocket - that counts as a real move, you're safe with that one, but I'm watching you. No twitching or furtiveness.)
Since there are no gods how can anyone stand before a fake one? Or is that the only size they come in?

12/17/2008 4:20:58 PM

#814762
GigaGuess

Then KNEEL! Kneel before Zod!

12/17/2008 4:30:32 PM

#814772
Grigadil

Of course you won't. Your false god requires that you grovel before him.

12/17/2008 4:39:16 PM

#831896
Tiny Jeebus

Aw c'mon; everybody's doin' it. Be cool, man...Seriously, dude; your embarrassing me. Go stand before that false god now, DAMMIT!

12/30/2008 4:06:59 PM

#833131
G. Fieendish

Re: DGen's Post
Your Staff Weapon or Mine...?
Personally, I prefer a "Zat Gun" myself...

12/31/2008 11:02:32 AM

#1266332


They're supposed not to exist or what?

3/13/2011 8:53:30 AM

#1266625
ThisTroper

So, you'll kneel?


3/14/2011 12:07:16 AM

#1266628
TWoozl

Irony meter technician to my workstation, stat. It's smoking and whirling again.

3/14/2011 12:14:05 AM

#1302405
Blarghonius

Yes, you won't, just like every other human being.

6/23/2011 10:39:27 PM
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