Actually there aren't any atheists in this world. Only people who say they are atheists. There is a difference.
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Please explain the difference,,,,,,,,
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I thought so.
Actually there aren't any Christians in this world. Only people who say they are Christians. There is a difference.
Oh, look. I fixed it for you.
I'm with KiT on this one.
If you draw it very fine, there are no religious or non-religious people in this world, only people who say they are religious or non-religious.
After all, no-one is born English-speaking, and no-one is born Muslim or Hindu or Christian.
OK . . . well, I can play this game too:
Actually, there aren't any Christians in this world. Only people who say they are Christians.
Or:
Actually, there aren't any atheists in this world. They all really live in this weird alternat.
Or:
Actually, there aren't any atheists in this world. People typically don't live beneath the earth's surface. On this world, however . . .
And there aren't any intelligent fundies in the world. Because to have intelligence means possessing Critical Thinking. Ergo, not being a fundie. QED.
joelch2, I think. Therefore you are... a twat.
And actually, there aren't any gods in this world. Including yours, everyone on Ruptured Retards. Only people who say there are (but can't prove the existence of such, to the satisfaction of we Atheists).
And that's the difference.
You mean you understand me better than myself ? Impressive !
Could you also tell me why I can't sleep at night, or why I am disgeusted by raw meat ?
Is this the No Real Atheist theme?
I've never seen/heard any atheists or agnostics accusing one another of not being atheistic enough. > Oh, Joe over there? Pffftt! He ain't any atheist. I heard him say "Oh my god", once and "Goddamnit" several times. Even yelled out "Jesus CHRIST!" once when he stubbed his toe. I suspect he has somewhat holy thoughts now and then. I've been to his house, and guess what - no Alter Of Darwin!!!1!!2@!!!!
“Actually there aren't any atheists in this world. Only people who say they are atheists. There is a difference.”
Is the difference how YOU define ‘atheist’? Such as insisting i’d have to have omniscient knowledge of the universe? Blow it out your ass.
Is the difference something that’d require omnscience, or at least telepathy, on YOUR part? Feel free to demonstrate this power or blwo it out your ass.
Is the difference a tenet of your belief? Such as scripture saying all of us KNOW there’s a god? I’m already an atheist, blow your litany out your ass.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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