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Actually there aren't any atheists in this world. Only people who say they are atheists. There is a difference.

joelch2, Rapture Ready 15 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Rarsonic

Last week I tried to get a religious belief. I failed.

So I guess there are real atheist people.

7/23/2008 8:42:34 PM

Grigadil

There are people who think they are gods. Are they I-theists?

7/23/2008 8:45:29 PM

Cabraxas

Please explain the difference,,,,,,,,

waiting,,,,,

waiting,,,,,

I thought so.

7/23/2008 9:25:32 PM

Canadiest

raptard

7/24/2008 12:30:55 AM

KiT

Actually there aren't any Christians in this world. Only people who say they are Christians. There is a difference.


Oh, look. I fixed it for you.

2/28/2010 6:06:40 PM

Nowonmai

Ditto the above statement.

2/28/2010 7:18:47 PM



I'm confused? what am I then?

2/28/2010 8:05:38 PM

Swede

I'm with KiT on this one.

If you draw it very fine, there are no religious or non-religious people in this world, only people who say they are religious or non-religious.
After all, no-one is born English-speaking, and no-one is born Muslim or Hindu or Christian.

3/1/2010 12:22:18 AM

David B.

There are certainly no Christians because real believers in Christ can drink poison and not be harmed (Mark 16:17-18), yet no-one I've ever met who says they're a Christian will even try.

3/1/2010 9:28:42 AM

Angua

OK . . . well, I can play this game too:

Actually, there aren't any Christians in this world. Only people who say they are Christians.

Or:
Actually, there aren't any atheists in this world. They all really live in this weird alternat.

Or:
Actually, there aren't any atheists in this world. People typically don't live beneath the earth's surface. On this world, however . . .

3/2/2010 12:05:26 AM

louislois

That's right. We're all just figments of your imagination sent by Satan. This whole time you've been arguing with electonic demons on the internets.

3/2/2010 12:09:30 AM

Anon-e-moose

And there aren't any intelligent fundies in the world. Because to have intelligence means possessing Critical Thinking. Ergo, not being a fundie. QED.

joelch2, I think. Therefore you are... a twat.

And actually, there aren't any gods in this world. Including yours, everyone on Ruptured Retards. Only people who say there are (but can't prove the existence of such, to the satisfaction of we Atheists).

And that's the difference.

3/2/2010 10:31:55 AM

GigaGuess

Another fundie telling us all what we really believe.

3/2/2010 12:11:00 PM

Big One

You mean you understand me better than myself ? Impressive !

Could you also tell me why I can't sleep at night, or why I am disgeusted by raw meat ?

11/8/2011 7:22:02 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Is this the No Real Atheist theme?

I've never seen/heard any atheists or agnostics accusing one another of not being atheistic enough. > Oh, Joe over there? Pffftt! He ain't any atheist. I heard him say "Oh my god", once and "Goddamnit" several times. Even yelled out "Jesus CHRIST!" once when he stubbed his toe. I suspect he has somewhat holy thoughts now and then. I've been to his house, and guess what - no Alter Of Darwin!!!1!!2@!!!!

11/8/2011 7:57:05 AM
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