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... the God of the Bible and the Bible itself says that all humans know He exists. In other words, God and the Bible says there is no such thing as atheists.

joelch2, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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no-genius

So the bible says that god exists?

Gödel.

12/6/2008 11:14:22 AM

CailinBan

Just yet another example of the bible being wrong!

12/6/2008 11:47:15 AM

rubber chicken

God is quoted somewhere other than the bible? Really? I would like to see a fucking huge citation for that please!

12/6/2008 12:20:22 PM

Philbert McAdamia

So this means you realize what a pack of lies the book is, right?

That's what you mean, isn't it?

It says we aren't here and yet here we are, so . . . plus all the other stuff . . .


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(Pssst . . . something tells me joel still doesn't get it. Just a nagging feeling.)

12/6/2008 1:44:54 PM

Renon

well I would beg to differ. wait, unless I don't exist... GYAHHHHH *fades back into the 5th dimension*

3/3/2011 6:20:33 PM

Amadaun

That's nice.

But that has no effect on me because I don't believe in him.

It's like how you can come to my door and tell me I'm helping you run for President, and I say no, I don't agree with your policies, and you tell me all Americans know you'll be the best President possible. And stamp your foot for emphasis.

Not going to compel me to vote for you, let alone join your campaign staff.

6/21/2011 1:43:32 PM

rw23

I beg to differ.

6/21/2011 4:18:07 PM

Canadiest

The bible calls them unbelievers and heritics among other things.

"Those who don't believe" and the what "they" would face is a repeated Biblical theme.

6/21/2011 5:42:09 PM

Quantum Mechanic

wow

Do you eat at Chick-fil-A?

10/6/2012 3:54:39 PM

Dr.Shrinker

Given that the bible can't decide whether Jesus died before or after Passover began, that is not saying much.

10/6/2012 4:21:54 PM

Justanotheratheist

Yeah, because the bible is never wrong about anything, eh?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

10/6/2012 11:00:55 PM
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