Did you know that the body parts of aborted babies are being sold on a legal market? A spine runs about $800. You can buy a brain...you name it. Not only are the body parts being sold, but the aborted fetuses are also being frozen and sold to beauty salons around the world. The aborted fetus material is injected into women's bodies to rejuvenate a more youthful look. In particular, Russian woman are deliberately having babies with the intent of murdering the child to make money. The woman makes $100-200 dollars per child (more money for mature fetuses), the middle man makes a few thousand and the beauty salon charges around $10,000 for the treatment. Now the government is even using aborted fetus materials in their vaccines for children, injecting foreign DNA into your children! It is an abomination unto God Almighty.
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You can buy a brain...you name it.
There's hope for you, still, David.
You forgot the thing where they distill the placental blood for their satanic orgy juice. And what about the pituitary extract? Woo-hoooo!
Other than that, your blue eyes just turned brown, Stewie.
I'm reminded of the episode of All in the Family where Archie freaked out because he was given "black blood" in a transfusion.
"Injecting foreign DNA into your children"?
It sure sounds like Dave, in addition to being batshit insane on general grounds, is just trying to protect the "pure blood" of his flock. I would expect nothing less from a batshit crazy Messiah wannabe like Dave.
"In particular, Russian woman are deliberately having babies with the intent of murdering the child to make money. The woman makes $100-200 dollars per child..."
The fact that he thinks any woman anywhere would actually put herself through the rigours of pregnancy (which, and I'm no expert, is a process which probably costs more than a few hundred dollars regardless) purely for such a relatively paltry sum betrays his idiocy.
This is the same noise that Peter Popoff, Pat Robertson and others were spewing in the mid 80's. The laws and guide lines about disposal of medical waste are very clear, and public record too.
Of course, Davy can't be bothered by little things like facts, he's too busy whipping up peoples hate and fear to let facts get in his way.
Actually part of this is true. They DID use aborted fetuses for Covergirl to match skin tone, but now it's illegal. They can use placenta though. They still use tooth pulp for it, due to stem cells. The rest is bullshit.
I'm seriously getting worried about David's mental health. From the time I started using these boards, and seen my first post of his, he's been steadily going downhill. He's sick, real sick, and not in the normal fundy kind of way sick. Either that, or he's the most dedicated Poe on the interwebs.
aborted babies dont HAVE brains or spines, because abortions happen before a body forms.
you mean partial birth abortions? well, you are full of shit, there cant be a legal market for that because partial birth abortion is illegal.
"You can buy a brain."
David, we all pitched in, and...
"Now the government is even using aborted fetus materials in their vaccines for children, injecting foreign DNA into your children!"
And when you eat meat, basically the same thing happens.
Scratch that, plants have DNA too... When you eat FOOD.
There's not even any such thing as 'aborted babies.' There are aborted embryos and fetuses.
Some are used for medical reasons, but... It's not like you can take a body part out of one and sell it. Shit, at the time most abortions are performed the embryo hasn't developed enough to form body parts.
Okay.... let me get this straight... women are getting pregnant, which would cost them money for extra food and healthcare, pregnancy testing, etc. Then they're getting abortions, which in the United States are generally said to be around several hundred dollars. Maybe 500. And they're doing this to get paid $100-200 dollars, which is not nearly enough to outweigh the cost. Seriously, how stupid do you have to be to think that's plausible?!
This is just more and more evidence that the real agenda of the pro-life movement is controlling women. Look how fucking stupid this guy thinks we are!
@#847087Jeebus is savior... so, Poe?
Um ... no. The website is jesus-is-savior.com. Which you would have seen had you actually looked at the link in question.
Did you know that the body parts of aborted babies are being sold on a legal market?
"Coming soon to a wal mart near you, Fetus In A Jar!
It's great on sandwiches!"
You can buy a brain...you name it.
The brain depository from Young Frankenstien is not a real place.
I've been looking for a new place to get children's adrenal tincture. Thanks for the heads up, Dave.
Oh and yeah, [citation] or it didn't fucking happen.
@Riin-thrall: I'm sure this is a lie anyway, but in some poorer countries $100-200 US is a year's salary. Also, in those countries they don't generally get prenatal care or anything else that would cost money.
HEYYYYYYY, getcher frozen baby parts heah...
Spines 8 bills a pop or two for a G note HEY!
Baby's arm holding an apple, small vanillas and yer super duper extry large chocolate covered, come an' get 'em while their hot!
We gotcher brains ya can name 'em yerself,
We gotcher baby blood in quarts and gallons,
DON'T be the last kid on yer block to own yer own mature fetus, Gare On TEEEED tri-mester and a abortioned by Obama hisself askmenoquestionsI'lltellsyanolies.
Step right up. Ya pays yer money and ya takes yer chances.
You know, Russian Women can make more money by having sex with protection. I mean it's $200... Which is like a week's worth of money. For couple of months worth of work. Prostitution seems easier than that if you are going to get paid for sex.
Also I as a man will totally inject foreign DNA into someone's daughter. And she will love it. *hint hint*
Now the government is even using aborted fetus materials in their vaccines for children, injecting foreign DNA into your children!
The government doesn't make vaccines. The "aborted fetuses" are called chicken eggs.
Watch Fox News, much? Because you obviously don't watch/read CNN, Reuters or the BBC. Because if you had (especially the latter), you'd have learned that a Spanish woman had a new windpipe grown via a groundbreaking technique pioneered here in the UK using Stem Cells grown from her own bone marrow:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7735696.stm
Which ensured said replacement tissue wouldn't be rejected, nor would she have to take anti-rejection drugs for the rest of her life. See where this is leading? (even if what you say IS true, which I doubt) If this can be done, then don't be surprised if the cosmetics industry uses cloned cells for certain products & treatments (and not from 'aborted foetuses'). Then there's a source of righteous anger taken away from you.
Just as labs (using not dissimilar techniques) are close to coming up with a cure for AIDS. And you fundies know what THAT means. Once that cure is tested, approved & brought to the market, then (as far as you fundies are concerned, with your cries of 'AIDS is God's vengeance on homosexuals!') science will have beaten God at his own game. And once science can create true artificial life, and perfect Artificial Intelligence, then scientists will BECOME God.
Does this idiot know that stem cells are normally taken from the umbilical cord, the bit that is classed as afterbirth and discarded, and NOT from the fetus? That they take from babies that have been born, with parental consent to take the cells?
Oh, no. That would mean all of Davey J's rant is completely baseless.
"You can buy a brain...you name it."
I'm going to name my aborted fetus brain "Squishy". He will be squishy, and he will be mine. He will be my squishy.
@szaleniec
You know biopunk? Awesome! :D
Actually, some pro-lifer novel, Tears in a Bottle , used the abortion beauty cream plot device. It was one of those overly-melodramatic books.
didnt you know? I'm one of the main costumers, its an awesome business, lots of money to be made, dont you like money David? Im sure you do, so what are you waiting for?
Since vaccines are debilitated viruses and bacteriae, your theory makes no sense. And for the beauty thing, I heard about plancenta, which is not a baby, by the way.
And did you know that you're talking complete bollocks, Davey-boy?
Because more aborted babies means less little girls for you to sexually abuse, you kiddy-diddling nonce.
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