i know homosexuals would love minority status so they could abuse it to their advantage. But sorry, a minority is decided by physical racial factors, not sexual.
Anyone with homosexual urges can get married to a wife they love if they truly sought it and made an effort to. Marriage was never barred off from you. The only problem is you won't make that sacrifice and effort
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Wow, so here I am, sitting here thinking that homosexuals coundl't get married, and all along, they really could. But only to a person of the opposite sex. What a fucking moron. And a minority is not defined by physical and racial factors, those are things that can be used to consider a minority, but what about religions? Muslims are a minority. So are Jews, Pagans, Buddhists, etc. And so are homosexuals. The fact that you don't think they are doesn't make it true.
Ok douchebag, let's see you choose to love someone of the same gender, and consummate that relationship entirely. Marry them. Have gay sex with them. Go on and prove your theory that sexual orientation is a choice.
Well, maybe we should force you to marry a person of the opposite sex which you don´t love and to which you´re absolutely not sexually attracted to (maybe because she is ugly and smells bad) or, as an alternative, stay unmarried for the rest of your life
The only problem is you won't make that sacrifice and effort
You, sir, are to be commended on your ability to see past mere skin-deep beauty. Your wife is a handsome 457 pounds of undulating love. It's plain to the eye that she's taking the current "green" initiative to heart and has dispensed with environmentally questionable purchases--like razors. Her hirsuit condition is a coarse and tightly-curled pledge to save this island Earth from its own short-sightedness.
What--you mean you only pretty girls with small butts and huge boobs? You shallow c***sucker!
Well then by that token, you could find a man you loved if you truly sought to.
Why, with a bit of effort you could be deep-throating by the weekend!
You mean I put myself through all this shit for nothing?
Wow, thank you for setting me...(wait for it)...straight.
Bork bork bork
"Darling, I've something to ask you [goes down on one knee]. Darling . . . will you marry me? You see, I've decided it's time for me, as a gay man, to make a sacrifice and effort. Please marry me!"
"BIFF!"
It's incredibly ironic how all these fundies think that being heterosexuals needs an effor on their part.
"But sorry, a minority is decided by physical racial factors, not sexual."
Strange, I always thought it was numbers. Does that mean if the population of the US became only 5% white they'd still be in the majority?
It almost seems like what they're saying is: "Look, we all would like to suck a dick as well, but we don't because the bible forbids us so either you start making the same sacrifices as we do or fuck you"
I thought the same thing.
" ... Anyone with homosexual urges can get married to a wife they love if they truly sought it and made an effort to. ..."
True, I've known of many lesbians who have a wife they love.
"The only problem is you won't make that sacrifice and effort"
The only possible reason I can think of to make that 'sacrifice and effort' is to help you continue feeling comfortable. Well sorry, but you can go fuck yourself. I'm not on this planet to help you indulge your moral cowardice.
"Anyone with homosexual urges can get married to a wife they love if they truly sought it and made an effort to."
So lesbians are allowed to marry who they want now, just not gay men? Really? Did I miss something?
You won't do what heterosexual couples have been doing for centuries, entering into loveless marriages you don't really want to be in. You want to marry people you love? Ha, that's not what marriage is really about!...
How deeply, deeply flawed must someone be to believe crap like this?
"i know homosexuals would love minority status so they could abuse it to their advantage."
Uh, they are a minority and I'm not sure how someone would abuse such a thing.
"But sorry, a minority is decided by physical racial factors, not sexual."
Minority is based on numbers you fucking ignorant jackass.
"Anyone with homosexual urges can get married to a wife they love if they truly sought it and made an effort to."
Doesn't work that way. Good god you're fucking stupid.
"Marriage was never barred off from you. The only problem is you won't make that sacrifice and effort"
Yeah, the "sacrifice" of lying to yourself and the "effort" to make miserable someone else, and their own, life.
Fuck you, you tool.
Many have, and ended up destroying their families and/or committing suicide because they couldn't take the stress of "passing" anymore.
Have you ever tried, with all your will, all your mental and emotional strength, to be someone opposite to who you are? Do you have any idea just how utterly draining it is? How it wears you down, until you break, and expose the lie? Or, you get caught in the act?
Didn't think so.
ETA: And what about the lesbians? For pure awesomeness throughout history, they ought to be... oh, wait, you stole Sappho's poetry and tried to use it to get laid -- you owe teh lesbians, there.
And we shouldn't have to either since you don't. You chose your own partner, or your desired gender, and live happily ever after with whomever you please, while homosexuals are expected to settle for the person of the opposite gender who they have to struggle to bond with as they would have easily bonded with someone of their same gender. The fact of the matter, is this kind of thinking is not fair to the homosexual who has to deny their heart, and it's in no way fair to the spouse they had to settle for who could instead of marrying someone who cannot love him/her could go on to find their true partner in life and live happily as you do.
Anyone with homosexual urges can get married to a wife they love if they truly sought it and made an effort to.
Anyone who would rather stay in one piece can drive their car into a brick wall if they truly sought it and made an effort to as well. That doesn't mean they should be limited to just that option.
Ok, so are you telling me that Priests and nuns are not a minority now?. Or Jewish?. And why would they love sexually a person they're not attracted to?, which "effort" do you have to do to feel sexual attraction?.
Uhm...wow...
"Anyone with homosexual urges can get married to a wife they love if they truly sought it and made an effort to. Marriage was never barred off from you. The only problem is you won't make that sacrifice and effort"
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Tactical Genius Creed is Christ? That's like, totally OP.
Anyone with homosexual urges can get married to a wife they love if they truly sought it and made an effort to. Homo sexual guy cannot fall in love with a woman . You know that much, right?
What? A minority is decided by number. If your group is significantly less than 50 % of the population (especially if you are at risk of being discriminated against by the majority), you are definitely a minority.
Any woman with "homosexual urges" wants to get married to a wife she loves, asshole!
CreedIsChrist, would you want to be married to someone who "truly sought it and made an effort to" love you?
Addendum.
* About 2 percent of Swedes are regular church-goers.
I notice that you aren't prepared to make the sacrifice and effort to stop being a cunt. You could, if you really tried, but you just can't be bothered. Therefore, I think society is justified in persecuting you for your choice of cuntishness.
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