Read the bible there is an immense amount of proof that God exists and that Jesus is his "son".
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So, again, the bible is true because the bible says that it is true. This is your argument, correct?
Why would they put the word son in quotation marks if they are a believer?
Read a Choose You Own Adventure book. There is an immense amount of proof that if you turn to page 94 you will be blown out of the airlock of the spaceship and die.
The bible is proof of god's existence and that jesus is his son? That's bad reasoning and logic skills. However, there's alot more proof in the bible that there are many gods, and that jesus is not the unique or only begotten son of god. It's too contradictory to tell.
No, the Bible doesn't prove God, no more than Lord of the Rings proves there are elves. Saying "God is real because the Bible says so" ISN'T proof. Look up what the definition of proof is, and then try again.
According to Dr. Seuss, He will eat Green Eggs & Ham in a house, with a mouse, in a box with a fox, on a train, in the dark, and off a stripper's belly.
Well, that last part isn't actually scripture, but it's inferred.
Fundies use the words "proof" and "evidence" in a completely private sense. The other comments here are written as though they will understand our language. They won't. They can't. If a scientist discovers something, that's a theory. If the book of Joshua says the sun stood still for several hours to allow our hero to finish a battle, that's a fact. Do we really imagine that communication is possible with people who debase words in this way?
And his handle is "Mehrunes", as in Mehrunes Dagon, an evil-ish god-like being from a fucking FANTASY GAME?!
Ironic, or Poe. Maybe an ironic Poe?
"Read the bible there is an immense amount of proof that God exists and that Jesus is his "son"."
And reading a certain book by CS Lewis, there's an immense amount of proof that if I walk into my wardrobe, I'll emerge out the other side into another world and that I'll meet a talking lion?
PROTIP: The phrase 'Don't believe everything you read' exists for a reason, cuntbrain.
@anonymous
"Watch The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzimiya, there is an immense amount of proof that Haruhi exists and that she is friends with Kyon."
Mehrunes' mind would be blown if he read the light novels. Mainly for the basis of the whole scenario.
(just watched the "Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya" film - damn good stuff!)
@tracer
"Mr. Creazil wrote:
'Parry, repost!'
Ah, but the quote was made by a level 76 Blood Elf warlock. Everybody knows warlocks can't parry."
Remember who played Saruman in "LOTR"? Christopher Lee is an expert fencer (thus his skills coming to the fore as Count Dooku in "Star Wars", re. his use of a lightsabre)
...yeah, that pun is a load of warlocks, I know. XP
"Read the bible there is an immense amount of proof that God exists and that Jesus is his "son"."
Y'know, there's a very good reason why archaeologists/Egyptologists refer to Ramses II as the greatest pharaoh who ruled ancient Egypt.
Can it be to do with... oh, I dunno... the mere fact that there are shitloads of written records - all dated to during (& after) his era - on papyrii, temple carvings, stelae etc; also said temples, statues etc built in his honour. Oh, and an actual DNA analysed/radiocarbon-dated body does his existence no harm, neither...?!
...yet, there's not one single piece of actual archeological/physical (DNA) evidence to prove the existence of this 'Jesus' bloke (and no, the Turin Shroud was proven to be just a medieval fake ).
That's why in this case, archaeologists/historians rely purely on evidence : Peer Reviewed, extra -Biblical research. And for most of the so-called true 'Word of God', it'd require '[citation needed]'. Just two words completely annihilates any possible veracity, nay, credibility your so-called 'Truth' has: talking snake.
Confused?
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