Chaplainwinston #fundie whywontgodhealamputees.com

[A earlier poster asks Chaplainwinston to paraphrase what he thinks evolution is/states]

I can't! It is a hodge podge of different and ever changing theories. They can't explain why they are no transitional life forms so some confused scientist came up with a theory, and gave it a name I can't remember. So now they say a new life form is spontaneously generated totally different from the animal that bore it. Like a bird birthing a lizard. And they leave it at that. It doesn't even have the same diet. How on earth does it find a mate and reproduce? Another Bird at the same time has to birth another lizard spontaneously of the opposite sex and they have to find each other. Adam did not go around looking for a woman before Eve. He had no idea, he could not even conceive what a woman was nor what she could do for him. God decided he needed a help meet and created a women to meet his need.

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