Atheists are part of Satan's plot to try to over throw the kingdom of God and manipulates weak minded people into being atheist and is trying to destroy faith on earth. Atheists should be banned from speaking out against religion. The Democratic Party is the party of Satan.
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And here we have a perfect example of the long cherished right to free speech. Like it or not buddy, if you can attack my belief system and call me the devil, then I have just as much right to call you a fundamentalist troglodyte living on bronze age ideals.
"Atheists should be banned from speaking out against religion."
OK, you jackbooted totalitarian asshole, you just crossed the line. You have no right to censor other people\'s speech. Since you obviously don\'t value free speech, which is one of the foundations of modern Western civilization, I strongly recommend that you get the fuck out of this country right now and move to North Korea. I\'ll even buy you a plane ticket. Write back in a few weeks and let us know how you like it, you sick bastard.
Um people- look at the user name.
EDIT
Derr@me, I read that as OSAMA bin Laden, ergo the poster was trolling. WRONG!
@ OBL
You know that kingdom in the sky that you think Satan wants Atheists to help him overthrow? It doesn't exist.
They sent Yuri Gagarin up into space to see if he could find the kingdom of heaven. he couldn't find it, so they sent Gherman Titov up to help him. He couldn't find it either.
@ John-in-Oz:
"They sent Yuri Gagarin up into space to see if he could find the kingdom of heaven. he couldn\'t find it, so they sent Gherman Titov up to help him. He couldn\'t find it either."
A few months ago Jesse Ventura said something like (paraphrasing): "I\'ve been all over the world and I\'ve never seen any gods in my entire life." Go figure.
I misread it, thought it said OSAMA...in that case I retract my accusation of him being a poe....now let me say: Fuck you, we have free speech, and freedom of religion AND from religion. Learn the goddamn Constitution.
So, it's true. Christians don't really give a flying fuck about the Constitution. They want their theocratic state, at any cost, by whatever means. They don't care about freedom, individuality, intelligence, creativity, or anything else that sparks the imagination of the mind. They all need to DIAF, and really soon. Get over yourselves, you're not that fucking important.
"The Democratic Party is the party of Satan>"
Riiight, so all the atheists in the Republican Party are good people then?
Atheists lack belief in all gods, doofus, not just yours. We also lack belief in Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, vampires and Satan.
Most Democrats are Christians, just as most Americans are Christians. The latest election showed that a majority of Americans were Democrats, right then at least.
OBL, I hereby challenge you to go to North Korea - specifically the capital Pyongyang - and stand in front of the huge bronze statue of Kim Il-sung, the Tower of the Juche Idea, or the statue of Chollima, and (with the aid of a megaphone) say the following:
'The Eternal President Kim Il-sung and the Great Leader Kim Jong-Il are part of Satan's plot to overthrow the Kingdom of God and manipulates weak-minded people into following the sacred ideals of Juche and is trying to destroy faith on Earth. The DPRK should be banned from speaking out against America. The Supreme Peoples Assembly is the party of Satan.'
I'll let your parents know when - or if - you're released from a detention camp there.
Moral: Human Rights. Living in a Democracy. Freedom of Speech. You never know what you really miss, until they're gone .
I never thought I'd agree with Osama Bin Laden about anything...and so I don't.
Seriously, if you want people to agree with you and take your opinions seriously, maybe taking the username of this generation's greatest mass murderer is something you might wanna reconsider?
And we'll stop speaking out against religion when religion stops doing things that need to be spoken out against.
Edit: gah, misread the username. Oh well, the guy's still an idiot.
We don't believe in Satan either, stupid. Many people seem to become atheists from learning "too" much about religion.
Your Constitution stipulates freedom of speech. Why do you hate America?
The Democratic Party is the party of the people. "Demos" means "people" in Greek.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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