If God can create and entire Universe by speaking, it would make sense that he could kill all the "sinful" people without a flood, leaving all those animals to remain alive. Hey, even then, if we listen to you people, dinosaurs and unicorns would still be around! Actually, couldn't a God that can create an entire Universe by speaking create an intelligent race that didn't end up such a horrible failure?
3/28/2008 2:58:21 PM
If God can create an entire universe by speaking, He can certaintly bring some animals to an ark safe and sound.
If god can create an entire universe by speaking then he doesn't need an ark in the first place, which is just one reason why your little story is laughably unbelievable. As any sane, rational being should realise, once you invoke the supernatural to justify an assertion it becomes meaningless to try and explain any other aspect of it in natural terms. When you cry "miracle" you implicitly renounce empirical rationality; you cannot reconcile the two.
3/28/2008 4:13:45 PM
If you're really serious about this story...Why don't you know that it was Noah who got the animals in the Ark?
3/28/2008 7:27:38 PM
Its about time one of the fundies got honest.
10/21/2008 3:45:00 AM
Allegory for Jesus
Then why bother forcing Noah to build the ark at all if God's just going to use magic anyway. Goddammit, weak-minded apologetics aggravate me.
3/7/2011 6:25:33 PM
But God made Noah do it. The Bible makes that pretty clear. So God doing the gathering for Noah is going against his own decree. That would make God a liar, my friend...
3/7/2011 7:22:26 PM