There was 9-11. Black Monday. Auswetz, The Killing Fields, the day Lucifer rebel.
Now there's Jan 20 , 2009 - antiChrist day!
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Godwin.
@ Dark_Lord_Prime :) Kind of like on Dave Chappelle, when Clayton Bigsby took off his mask at the Klan meeting and they saw he was black, and someone's head exploded.
Not a lot in difference @ RR...
"There was 9-11. Black Monday. Auswetz, The Killing Fields, the day Lucifer rebel."
There was also the case of Norrin Radd's atrocious spelling which was worse than all those horrors combined.
"Now there's Jan 20 , 2009 - antiChrist day!"
Oh a racist, conspiratorial, Christofascist fuckwad who believes a black, Christian President is worse than genocide and Islamic terrorism.
No, that would be "Anti-Jehovah Day." Obama's smart, kind, consistent - and real. Compare that to your paranoid, vicious, unpredictable and imaginary god.
At this point, Obama seems to be getting more support from moderate conservatives than from the far left. He must be scaring the hell out of the ultra-right-wing loonies, who can never hope to win anything without riding moderate conservatives' coattails.
Now there's Jan 20 , 2009 - antiChrist day!
Well, as the bumper sticker says: "1/20/09: The end of an error." I just didn't realize the RR crowd had dropped all pretenses now and started calling W Jesus.
@ Grogs, when have they ever pretended not to regard W as equal to or above Jesus?
I've always thought they viewed W more as a King David sort of figure with Jesus whispering in his ear. Or maybe Solomon. Yep, that's it. W is the wisest man who ever lived as far as the fundies are concerned. 8P
If the rapture ocurred on January 20, I think it would just about be the greatest day of my life.
Well, after the last 8 years I expect it to be one of the best days in a long time, but you're right. If we can get rid of the vast majority of our idiots at the same time it will be the best ever.
Wasn't Lucifer Rebel a James Dean movie or something?
When are these retards going to read thier own "holy" book and stop calling for the end times every time something new happens? The Bible is pretty specific about the happenings and the time table yet they insist on finding a new anti-christ every few years and insist the rapture is 'just around the corner'...uhh yeah, for the last two thousand years?
But one has to ask why lucifer rebelled.
I mean sure he set up his own little tyranny too.
But tyrants breed tyrant breed.
Translated:
"I hate blacks"
As a long-time computer user, I'm appalled that they are forgetting August 24th, 1995!
Hiroshima '45
Chernobyl '86
Windows '95
9/11 - Caused by Christian support to muslims to fight the "godless atheist commies".
Black Monday - Caused by bad business practices.
Auschwitz - Caused by Christians
The Killing Fields - Caused by idiot anti intellectuals which you are one of.
Where in the Bible says that Lucifer created a rebellion at 9/11? Even better question, what Bible do you use?
As for 1-20-09, I hope it's the date your beloved bulletin board and your cult site go up in smoke.
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Bender Bending Rodriguez wrote:
"Show me exactly where it says in the Bible where Lucifer rebelled. Hell, show me where it says "Lucifer," period."
"How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! How art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!"
-- Isaiah 14:12 (King James Version)
And that's the ONLY place where "Lucifer" appears in the whole Bible. Most scholars agree that Isaiah was referring to King Nebuchadnezzar II of Babylon, whose nicknames were "lightbringer" and "morning star".
Auschwitz was just one day?
Oh, and learn to spell asshole, it took me 2 seconds to confirm I had the correct spelling.
What a dumbass.
Antichrist superstar
You know that I love you
Can't help myself
I love you and nobody else
Hey, if I have to have this stupid earworm, the rest of you have to suffer.
@Priestling: That could work. Unfortunately, I just remembered that I'll be in Costa Rica when the big day rolls around, so unless the host family I'm staying with has plans, I'm afraid I'll have to give your tasty recipe a miss.
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