Ahh, its so much fun when they get mad at us. I'm even going to try and use a biblical quote for each of my answers. I'm sure you know them all by heart.
To all of you that steal our threads and mock us
We don't steal your threads, we quote you and give you full credit for your own words.
See 2 Corinthians 11:17
Once you die you are either in the presence of Jesus Christ as a soul without a body till the rapture
So your saying that in heaven there's a bunch of spectres floating around thinking, "can't wait until I get my body." Shit even the fundies I used to hang with weren't this stupid. Then again, we didn't believe in a physical rapture. We believed it would be something like another 1918 flu epidemic. Of course I was punished for asking if it was possible that the 1918 flu was the rapture. Damn me and my demon of rational thought.
See Revelation 20:4 ~ you only get to judge if you are beheaded for Jesus.
or you are a soul in Hell waiting for the Great White Throne Judgment where the majority will be.
So we're tortured in hell before we are judged? So what happens after we're judged? On the other hand, we can't stand fundies for the +/-80 years we have you here, I'd take hell over eternity with you people.
Revelation 20:5 ~ we stay dead for 1000 years after Jesus returns.
Before we were born we never existed
So what's wrong with abortion then? It occurs before we breath the breath of life. Oh, and does that mean that cockroaches get into heaven too?
See Exodus 21:22-23
read the BIBLE
I have, front to back 8 times. Why do you think I'm not a Christian any more. If you have true faith, go drink a gallon of bleach.
See Matthew - Chapter 25, Hell read the first 4 chapters of the NT. Pay particular attention to the words written in red.
Obama was a choice
What is your fucking obsession with the man? He's just a politician, like any other politician. Although I like how he's promising to go back to FDR make work projects as opposed to welfare for the wealthy.
See Romans 13
take this country down a SOCIALIST PATH and all the wars our brave soldiers fought were in vain.
Well yeah, since WWII the wars have been in vain. They've been to support the military industrial complex that FDR warned us about. But as far as socialism goes, lets take a look at the guy you SUPPOSEDLY worship (I mean Jesus, not Paul or GWB).
1. Jesus called the poor blessed
2. Do not lay up treasures on this earth
3. Go sell what you have and give to the poor
4. It is easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven (no this was not a commandment to make really big needles and breed really small camels)
5. Jesus describes the last judgement with these words:
"I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me, I was naked and you clothed me, I was sick and you visited me, I was in prison and you came to me." When the righteous answered that they didn't recall doing any of these things, he said, "as you did it to one of the least of these my brethren, you did it to me."
6. Forgive our debtors
7. Give to everyone that asks of you, what they do with it is their problem
8. Jesus spent his time with sinners, not people who agreed with everything he said.
Again, see all the red words in the first 4 books of the NT
In my entire life, I've known 2 Christians who actually follow the words of Christ. I really understand what Jesus meant about the sheep and the goats. Remember, all of the goats in the parable, think they're good Christians.
Edit:
**sigh**
4 pages of notes, and no Ron or anyone else from RR. Poor babies are afraid to leave their nest.
@ the person below me.
Thanks, spent my first 28 years as a fundie. I always figure you have to hit them with something that hurts, namely their own book.
