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Atheist & Agnostics Hate Knowledge & Power!!! [Insert some Bible verses]...

Stevangelist, Rapture Ready 16 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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LadyDracula

So all of a sudden a large book of myths and legends is knowledge and power?

1/10/2008 7:19:26 AM



Is there a bible verse that can help me with my math homework?

6/28/2008 11:16:18 PM

Joules

More to the point, atheists and agnostics have knowledge and power...


6/29/2008 12:35:24 AM

aaa

Got both, love both.

10/18/2008 7:40:34 PM

Velocistar237

Poe-tally dude!

9/23/2010 8:27:58 AM

Quantum Mechanic

That explains why Edison was an atheist.

9/23/2010 8:28:57 AM

Swede

Opposite day now again? Or is it opposite year, perhaps? (Damn it, it has to be opposite decade, as this was seven years ago...)

Which atheist hates knowledge? Or is it a band name or something?

9/23/2010 9:20:10 AM

Ri Jayden

I think Steven Hawking would like to have a few words with you

9/24/2010 6:56:36 PM

Se7enSages

Atheists have developed the modern world around you. Knowledge is power, and apparently you're powerless.

THE MORE YOU KNOW

9/24/2010 9:18:57 PM



... and fish hate water, dogs hate bones, cats hate yarn, Muslim rightists hate bombs, priests hate choir boys, Israeli nationalists hate illegal settlements, American republicans hate mass murder for money, etc. etc. ... fun game.

9/24/2010 10:29:30 PM

rw23

@#564215

> Is there a bible verse that can help me with my math homework?

There most certainly is:

"ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, . . . and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about" (I Kings 7:23).

Good luck with your geometry test!

9/25/2010 2:44:42 AM

Anon-e-moose

@Se7enSages

If Knowledge is Power, then Stevangelist's brain couldn't light a four-watt bulb.


9/25/2010 9:46:16 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Wait, I thought atheists et al. refused to be Christians because they wanted to have an excuse to be miniature tyrants and think of themselves as their own gods? Now I am confused...please, tell me what I believe!

9/25/2010 10:10:34 AM

Allegory for Jesus

...why is hating "power" a bad thing?

3/7/2011 9:34:19 PM

Professor von SCIENCE!

@Allegory for Jesus: Because power gets you the things you want... probably more power. Power is kind of an end unto itself. Sweet, sticky power.

On another note, fundies love ignorance and lies.

7/13/2013 11:26:15 AM

Blarghonius

Projection, yay!

7/13/2013 12:58:45 PM
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