(Obama has reportedly developed a stress-related facial tic under his right eye)
Zec 11:17 Woe to the idol shepherd that leaveth the flock! the sword [shall be] upon his arm, and upon his right eye : his arm shall be clean dried up, and his right eye shall be utterly darkened.
wierdddddddd coincidence
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*gasp!*
The bible mentions the right eye!
Obama has a right eye!
And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
Surely he must be The Antichrist!
oh yes, coincidence...that equals truth
if i take the 'd's in 'weird' that you typed, and add them to the amount of letters in your user name, that comes to 12, the same number that the numbers 2, 7, and 3 make. isn't it a coincidence that half of 12 is 6. that makes you the antichrist
"wierdddddddd coincidence"
Woah! Holy shit! You're right!
Well, except for there not actually being anything coincidental about the two other than happening to mention the right eye.
Spooky, indeed.
I had to look Zechariah up, as I'd never heard of him or his book.
Turns out that he was the son of Barachiah!
(Barackiah, geddit?)
Wierdddddddd or what?
fergus
I thought shepherds watched over flocks of sheep not flocks of idols.
Perhaps fundies have people who watch over false idols, icons and other statuettes for fear of them escaping and contaminating the general population?
weird-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh!
You must be related to ron4jesusssssssssssssssssssssss
Oh, was I hissing like a snake? It must be because I'm TEH DEBBILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
"...wierdddddddd coincidence.
Tsk. If you're going to try to be all cool with deliberate misspellings and such, at least get it right. If you are trying to suggest the elongation of a word, you repeat the vowels. Otherwise, you come off looking like an idiot and sounding like a lawn sprinkler or an outboard motor or a machine gun or something.
My god, and the bible also mentions an 'eye for an eye'. AND the letters "O", "B", "A" and "M" are in the bible...
weirddddddddd
I'd say he's been quite busy, hardly idol. And certainly hasn't left his flock. In fact, he seems to be doing a good job in gathering his flock to him. So you see, it really doesn't apply.
(edit): idol translates as worthless, people
idol shepherd? As in he's worshiped? This is new...
Oh wait you meant idle. I see what you did there. Gee, I hope that never actually happened with those ancient parchments that make up the Bible....oh shit, it did. oops...
Yes, and nothing more than a coincidence. Every body part is mentioned in the bible. So you could apply anything in there to practically anybody. The fact that you probably spent days looking for something like that shows how pathetic you are, and the fact that you took the time to post it shows that you don't think it's coincidence, which also shows your insanity. So STFU, bitch.
has anybody noticed he's black as well. Obviously cursed by G-d if not being tne Anti-Christ
Glory!
"Clean dried up"? Sounds like some good ol' country folks're out and about, hyuck hyuck.
"Woe to the worthless shepherd that leaveth the flock! The sword shall be upon his arm, and upon his right eye; his arm shall be clean dried up, and his right eye shall be utterly darkened."
I don't see anything about idols in there...
YES!!! I knew i voted for the right guy. If he goes blind in one eye, he may get an eyepatch, and you know what that means...
OBAMA IS BECOMING A PIRATE!!!!
He even knows how to use a sword, or something like that. how awesome is that?
Yeah, I get that tick too. Also my right upper lip starts to quiver (looks like a snarl).
Freaks people out sometimes, but it's not satanic.
Good Lord! Do you all realize what this means? Herbert Lom is the Antichrist!!!
Herbert Lom? You know - the Pink Panther movies? He had a . . . oh, forget it.
With idiots like this railing on him 24/7, I'm surprised Obama hasn't developed stress-related full body seizures. I don't even particularly like Obama, but I sure as hell couldn't deal with crap like this with the same composure that he does.
Confused?
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